WHO RENTS FROM ERAC? HERE'S WHO.

ERAC will give you the opportunity to meet wonderful, upwardly mobile, beautiful young people, through no fault of their own, were T-boned at an intersection. Your days will be spent "feeling like a hero," as you help pretty, athletic career girls and classy, distinguished businessmen with their most basic of all needs - transportation.

Or so they would have you believe, in your interviews and orientation. More likely, you will meet the following, dozens of times per day.

1) Obese, white trash women that reek of booze and cat piss, that chain smoke and bitch incessantly in the car on the 30 min. ride back to the branch.

2) Small-Dick Syndrome males that play "master and servant" while being unemployed and living in their mom's basement. When it's hot out, you can smell the booze sweating from their pores.

3) Waves of trailer people that toss dirty diapers and mcdonald's bags in the back seat of their cavalier, while complaining that it's not as "nice" as their '91 corsica in the shop.

4) Violent, angry, bitter women that demand a rental for a 20 minute oil change, only to dump it off on the otherside of town, completely trashed and filled with garbage.

5) Rednecks that will return cars reeking of wet dogs, while the trunk is half filled with straw, beer cans and horse manure

6) Breeders that demand a new minivan to haul their dirty, screaming 7 kids to bible school, and leave the vehicle full of those weird little "christian comics" and constantly try to "save" you, on the ride to the branch.

7) Ghetto folk that dump cars at midnight, that reek soo bad of pot smoke, the car is unrentable for a week, and requires multiple ozone treatments to clear the smell.

8) Filthy body shop employees that dribble skoal juice from their yellow teeth while bitching at you for being 5 minutes late to pick up their obese, short curly permed bitch that can't drive.

9) Pedosmiled, sweaty car salesmen that reek of smoke, will grab your ass (if you're female) or will want to show you "something wild" in the backroom (if you're a guy)

10) Uppity, suburban whores with fake nails and orange tans that fight with their wannabe "gangsta" boyfriends the entire time, about how she got an STD, if he didn't cheat.

Yup.

Have fun. I did my shift in that nightmare, 2 years in Western PA, before I woke the fuck up!

If you work at an airport branch, you'll encounter groups of five to seven people who show up and complain that they all can't fit into an Aveo but don't want to pay for a larger vehicle. I once saw seven people (five adults) and their luggage pack into Ford Focus Hatchback...the guy wouldn't spring the extra $20/day to upgrade to a minivan.

Originally Posted by Unregistered

ERAC will give you the opportunity to meet wonderful, upwardly mobile, beautiful young people, through no fault of their own, were T-boned at an intersection. Your days will be spent "feeling like a hero," as you help pretty, athletic career girls and classy, distinguished businessmen with their most basic of all needs - transportation.

Or so they would have you believe, in your interviews and orientation. More likely, you will meet the following, dozens of times per day.

1) Obese, white trash women that reek of booze and cat piss, that chain smoke and bitch incessantly in the car on the 30 min. ride back to the branch.

2) Small-Dick Syndrome males that play "master and servant" while being unemployed and living in their mom's basement. When it's hot out, you can smell the booze sweating from their pores.

3) Waves of trailer people that toss dirty diapers and mcdonald's bags in the back seat of their cavalier, while complaining that it's not as "nice" as their '91 corsica in the shop.

4) Violent, angry, bitter women that demand a rental for a 20 minute oil change, only to dump it off on the otherside of town, completely trashed and filled with garbage.

5) Rednecks that will return cars reeking of wet dogs, while the trunk is half filled with straw, beer cans and horse manure

6) Breeders that demand a new minivan to haul their dirty, screaming 7 kids to bible school, and leave the vehicle full of those weird little "christian comics" and constantly try to "save" you, on the ride to the branch.

7) Ghetto folk that dump cars at midnight, that reek soo bad of pot smoke, the car is unrentable for a week, and requires multiple ozone treatments to clear the smell.

8) Filthy body shop employees that dribble skoal juice from their yellow teeth while bitching at you for being 5 minutes late to pick up their obese, short curly permed bitch that can't drive.

9) Pedosmiled, sweaty car salesmen that reek of smoke, will grab your ass (if you're female) or will want to show you "something wild" in the backroom (if you're a guy)

10) Uppity, suburban whores with fake nails and orange tans that fight with their wannabe "gangsta" boyfriends the entire time, about how she got an STD, if he didn't cheat.

Yup.

Have fun. I did my shift in that nightmare, 2 years in Western PA, before I woke the fuck up!

Don't pretend about the "The accident was the other guys fault I'm not paying anything nor do I need a credit card" guy.

My favorite was the 50 year old man that needed his mothers credit card, that usually declined anyway

You'll also meet guys who will beg you for a very specific vehicle--usually something that ERAC doesn't carry. Often times, these guys want the high-optioned version of typical rental car, such as a Mustang GT or Hemi 300C. These wannabes either want to impress someone and/or play street racer for a weekend. Many times the person is under 25 and finds some bogus corporate code on the internet to avoid the surcharge. They will call incessantly and ask about the vehicles and won't give you their name when they call. They will bitch when you go out of your way to get them a Dodge Charger and they find out it's a cloth V6, not a Hemi SRT-8 Daytona Package.

This is much like that guy in the commercial who rents an ERAC Cadillac to impress his high school reunion. They are posers.

I'm an ex employee and current business traveller. I rent from AVIS or Hertz because contract is written and keys are waiting. I find it hilarious that everytime I go by ERAC counter there is a line of 20 people. None of these people look successful. It is all ghetto or white trash.

[Robert]

Originally Posted by Unregistered

ERAC will give you the opportunity to meet wonderful, upwardly mobile, beautiful young people, through no fault of their own, were T-boned at an intersection. Your days will be spent "feeling like a hero," as you help pretty, athletic career girls and classy, distinguished businessmen with their most basic of all needs - transportation.

Or so they would have you believe, in your interviews and orientation. More likely, you will meet the following, dozens of times per day.

1) Obese, white trash women that reek of booze and cat piss, that chain smoke and bitch incessantly in the car on the 30 min. ride back to the branch.

2) Small-Dick Syndrome males that play "master and servant" while being unemployed and living in their mom's basement. When it's hot out, you can smell the booze sweating from their pores.

3) Waves of trailer people that toss dirty diapers and mcdonald's bags in the back seat of their cavalier, while complaining that it's not as "nice" as their '91 corsica in the shop.

4) Violent, angry, bitter women that demand a rental for a 20 minute oil change, only to dump it off on the otherside of town, completely trashed and filled with garbage.

5) Rednecks that will return cars reeking of wet dogs, while the trunk is half filled with straw, beer cans and horse manure

6) Breeders that demand a new minivan to haul their dirty, screaming 7 kids to bible school, and leave the vehicle full of those weird little "christian comics" and constantly try to "save" you, on the ride to the branch.

7) Ghetto folk that dump cars at midnight, that reek soo bad of pot smoke, the car is unrentable for a week, and requires multiple ozone treatments to clear the smell.

8) Filthy body shop employees that dribble skoal juice from their yellow teeth while bitching at you for being 5 minutes late to pick up their obese, short curly permed bitch that can't drive.

9) Pedosmiled, sweaty car salesmen that reek of smoke, will grab your ass (if you're female) or will want to show you "something wild" in the backroom (if you're a guy)

10) Uppity, suburban whores with fake nails and orange tans that fight with their wannabe "gangsta" boyfriends the entire time, about how she got an STD, if he didn't cheat.

Yup.

Have fun. I did my shift in that nightmare, 2 years in Western PA, before I woke the fuck up!

The post is so true it breaks your heart.

This is true.. Avis and Hertz get the business custs.

ERAC gets morons that look like they belong on Maury or Springer.

In my 5 years with ERAC we would call these people MNPN's
Me No Pay Nothing!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BFDBFQ]

I rent from Avis and Hertz when I travel on biz 2 or 3 weeks a month because its way faster to get the car.

But I rent from Enterprise when I travel on on vaca 3 or 4 times a year because they are usually WAY cheaper

Is it just me...or does corporate LOVE white trash renters. They know Hertz/Avis won't rent to them..and ERAC will be more than glad to bring them in. Probably why they got rid of the credit checks and moved onto Cash Qualifications. And..if they don't qualify, either roll the dice or push them down the road to rent a wreck.