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Old 2007-03-21
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Rank: Failing Enterprise Management Trainee Applicant (First Interview) (25-49 Posts)
 
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If you are thinking about working for Enterprise, you must consider the following. You will be in an extremely competitive (backstabbing) atmosphere where you are ranked by how well you sell forms of insurance (personal accident insurance and supplemental liability protection) that most people already have on their policies. You will be trained on how to lie by omission so the customer will feel like these products are worth the money spent.

It is a fact that at Enterprise, only the shit rises to the top. The sharpest employees will move on before they ever see level three management.
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Those at the top should be investigated for fraud and criminal action.

That "coverage" is a scam.
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Those at the top should be investigated for fraud and criminal action.

That "coverage" is a scam.
So should GEICO. I've paid them thousands of dollars over the years and not had one accident. NOT ONE! That's how they make there money. I'm going to sue there asses.
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Old 2007-03-22
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Honey, call it duplicate coverage or not, but here is what happened to me on one of my regular weekend rentals from Enterpuke: One of my childrens Lamonte was coming home from a party in the rental car and drove right into a dumpster. Yes he probably was over-served at the party's bar but that's not his fault. Anyway the front of the car was all dented and smushed in. Still driveable, so on Monday I took it back to Enterpuke and said "Gosh I don't know WHAT happend but since I took the fake insurance I don't have to pay, right?" And the CounterCunt said 'Right, Miss AAR"

So, yes, the fake insurance is worth it.
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Honey, call it duplicate coverage or not, but here is what happened to me on one of my regular weekend rentals from Enterpuke: One of my childrens Lamonte was coming home from a party in the rental car and drove right into a dumpster. Yes he probably was over-served at the party's bar but that's not his fault. Anyway the front of the car was all dented and smushed in. Still driveable, so on Monday I took it back to Enterpuke and said "Gosh I don't know WHAT happend but since I took the fake insurance I don't have to pay, right?" And the CounterCunt said 'Right, Miss AAR"

So, yes, the fake insurance is worth it.
Fake insurance or fake post/person? Please stop insulting black people with your sarcasm.
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Old 2007-03-22
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Honey, look up sarcasm in the dickshunaireee if you have one. hehehe
And yes, it is Fake Insurance. And no I'm not a fake poster. Ya dummy.
Have a nice day, and go wash some cars hon. Hope you work Monday when I bring my trashed-out rental back! hehe
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Honey, look up sarcasm in the dickshunaireee if you have one. hehehe
And yes, it is Fake Insurance. And no I'm not a fake poster. Ya dummy.
Have a nice day, and go wash some cars hon. Hope you work Monday when I bring my trashed-out rental back! hehe
.......nah, too easy.
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