Even President Bush sued ERAC You know your company sucks when the president sues you!!! As much as I don't like that funny talking president of ours, I have to commend him for sticking up for himself. (Hell, at least he didn't send the troops to St. Louis to look for Andy Taylor. He's probably hiding with Bin Laden anyways.) Well, this is a little known fact, but ol W. Bush sued Erac in 1999. Once again, due to Enterprise's bootleg business practices, a driver with a suspended license was given a car and he hit the president's daughter's vehicle. Damn, where was the Secret Service?? Although the president's insurance would've covered the damage, I guess he tried to prove a point and he collected $2,000 to $2,500 from ERAC. Now, if only he can find this Bin Laden character or these weapons of mass destruction... I know!! They're all in St. Louis!!! Just go to corporate headquarters and everyone is there on the 5th floor hiding out with Andy Taylor!!! Bin Laden, RALPH, ARMS, the inventor of CDW, the "phantom" reservation man, the Vice President of marketing for the gay ass "Dress for Success" program, and the only man in the world who knows the answer to the question, "What am I driving and when will it be available?" Will somebody please send me my $25 million reward now. |