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Old 2007-03-31
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Same here, they were trying their hardest to give me a position in Fleet Services.
Anything with the word "Fleet" in it is going to be messy.
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UHM.... SHOULDN'T THIS ENTIRE THREAD BELONG IN THE
""I USED TO WORK HERE"" WHICH IS WAY DOWN BELOW....



^^^^ AHEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 2007-03-31
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Your an idiot. Did you finish high school?
YOU'RE an idiot too. Did you finish high scholl?
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YOU'RE an idiot too. Did you finish high scholl?
you're both idiots. hahaha
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Old 2007-03-31
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And you, honey, are the biggest idiot of all. And on top of that, you rhyme with runt.

May God Have Mercy On Your Soul, Enterpuke Loser!

Oh and have a nice day!
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Old 2007-03-31
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I'm sure that will happen real soon. Ten Billion dollar companies don't go bankrupt. Companies that open a new office, on average, everyday stay in business. Why do you hate Enterprise? Is it possible that you did not give it your all and that is why you failed? Why does it have to be a companies fault that you feel like a failure? I'm sure you are good at something. Your just not capable of renting cars. As far as other companies, I work for one of the larger Drug companies, that is also family owned. We love ex-enterprise employees. In fact, we prefer that our sales people have at least 1-2years of Enterprise experience. I worked for Enterprise about 10 years ago. My sister works there now as a City Manager. She lives in a bigger house than me and drives a Porshe on the weekends. I come to this site to see what poor employees are talking about so when I interview them I know which ones will fail at my company and I know not to hire them either.

First of all, let me just say that your sister can shove her Porsche up her a#$ because that doesn't impress me at all.... AND if she's driving around in a nicer car than yours and lives in a bigger house, than maybe YOU are the one that made the mistake of leaving Enterprise because you seem to be bragging about HER and what SHE has "accomplished" (if you consider that being a major accomplishment).....AND you seem to be the only one impressed with her and possibly a little disappointed in yourself....

maybe, just maybe you should go ask for your old job back to be more like your sister. I'm sure being that she's a big time city manager and all she can get you a job. She can use another MT because I heard 15 of hers just quit in the past 2 months.

HAHAHAHA
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Valero Energy. One of the ten best companies to work for in the country. I work a split week four tens and have ALL holidays off. I have maxed out my employee stock purchase plan in the 7 years I have been with them. See Valero stock (VLO) I started buying 6 years ago after 1 yr of employment at 8.64 a/shr as of close yesterday stock is sitting at $64.60 p/shr. You do the math punk. I have my six figures right here buddy-its real not some company propaganda that the clones keep spewing. I also get a company match on profits. I would send you financials and spread sheet data but you wouldn't understand it. Look at CNBC.com and put VLO in the stock tab and you can find its current value, market cap, earings p/shr ect. Does ERAC make you privey to their financials. I didn't think so.

I worked for ERAC for 1.5 yrs out of college and it doesn't come close. The pathetic pay and the oh so weak benefits told me after I received my first paycheck that I wanted to find a job worthy of My Time. I see ERAC was not even listed as a Best Place to work in MO. (I wonder why that is?) See proof at top 100 employers in CNN money. So keep chasing that dream and you may some day be lucky and get that 6 figures or you may just get canned or the dream just might tire you out chasing it. Your Just like Coronado finding the fabled seven cities of gold in the 1500's, He was told again and again that the city of gold was just over the horizon-kinda like ERAC stringing you along. Think about it. I thought so. Next.
You did some easy research to make up a phony job for yourself. Why? Do you really think anyone believes you? My 6 figures is real and I only go into the office when I feel like it. I am sorry that you had a bad upbringing. I wish you the best and I am sorry that you failed at renting cars.
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Old 2007-04-01
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You did some easy research to make up a phony job for yourself. Why? Do you really think anyone believes you? My 6 figures is real and I only go into the office when I feel like it. I am sorry that you had a bad upbringing. I wish you the best and I am sorry that you failed at renting cars.

If you rent cars YOU'RE A FAILURE.
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Old 2007-04-01
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You did some easy research to make up a phony job for yourself. Why? Do you really think anyone believes you? My 6 figures is real and I only go into the office when I feel like it. I am sorry that you had a bad upbringing. I wish you the best and I am sorry that you failed at renting cars.
And we are supposed to believe you?
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Old 2007-04-01
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You did some easy research to make up a phony job for yourself. Why? Do you really think anyone believes you? My 6 figures is real and I only go into the office when I feel like it. I am sorry that you had a bad upbringing. I wish you the best and I am sorry that you failed at renting cars.
Ummm...I have to call bullshit on the whole "ah I only go in when I want to". I've never met a successful RVP that wasn't still "working". Gotta keep those underlings goin'!!!!
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