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Old 2007-05-24
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Rank: Failing Enterprise Management Trainee Applicant (First Interview) (25-49 Posts)
 
Join Date: 2007-03-28
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I heard the same dream when I was there. "We all make pro athlete money!" 3 years later, all those upper management, even the recruiter, were gone....Fired!

And for the ERAC all Americans who say they're winners, because they can sell??? I'm sorry, lets be honest here, what you do is not selling. Hiding waiver on weekend specials, avoiding customer that you know that won't take DUB, scaring customers to take DUB or "you'll have to call their insurance agent", or here's a popular one that all the good "salesmen" did in my group...Just lie to the customer. When they return the rental we'll just say, "oh, i'm sorry, i thought you wanted our coverage." Everyone in my group who got promoted quick...that's what they did. They bragged about it.
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Old 2007-05-28
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Rank: Failing Enterprise Management Trainee Applicant (Third Interview) (75-99 Posts)
 
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The-Grass-Is-Greener! has an average reputation (10+)
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I heard the same dream when I was there. "We all make pro athlete money!" 3 years later, all those upper management, even the recruiter, were gone....Fired!

And for the ERAC all Americans who say they're winners, because they can sell??? I'm sorry, lets be honest here, what you do is not selling. Hiding waiver on weekend specials, avoiding customer that you know that won't take DUB, scaring customers to take DUB or "you'll have to call their insurance agent", or here's a popular one that all the good "salesmen" did in my group...Just lie to the customer. When they return the rental we'll just say, "oh, i'm sorry, i thought you wanted our coverage." Everyone in my group who got promoted quick...that's what they did. They bragged about it.

I heard of a lot of people "back in the day" just having the customer initial the waiver to say that car is in good condition and then when they saw or knew that customer was returning would go wash a car or go on a pick-up.
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Old 2007-05-28
Title: Senior Member
Rank: Failing Enterprise Management Assistant (200-299 Posts)
 
Join Date: 2007-01-23
Location: California
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UNCLE SAM has an average reputation (10+)
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Man, my blood started boiling when that doofus posted the "illegal war" tripe.

But then the ERAC chimps started posting their pro-ERAC propaganda...

...bring back the illegal war talk!!!
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Old 2007-05-28
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Man, my blood started boiling when that doofus posted the "illegal war" tripe.

But then the ERAC chimps started posting their pro-ERAC propaganda...

...bring back the illegal war talk!!!
It is an illegal war you fat sack of shit. There are no WMDs and Iraq had nothing to do with 9-11. Chew on that fat boy!
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Old 2007-05-28
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Well, be careful what you wish for. Didn't take long for the "illegal war" garbage to come back.

I love it when a Dungeons & Dragons playing tub of manure calls me fat. Get off your couch, lardtits, and maybe try exercising for once in your life. Eventually you might even get to kiss a girl.

Fat. that's a laugh coming from the fattest stinkiest fuck on these boards.
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Old 2007-05-28
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Well, be careful what you wish for. Didn't take long for the "illegal war" garbage to come back.

I love it when a Dungeons & Dragons playing tub of manure calls me fat. Get off your couch, lardtits, and maybe try exercising for once in your life. Eventually you might even get to kiss a girl.

Fat. that's a laugh coming from the fattest stinkiest fuck on these boards.
Going to fat card because I did? You need to put some more work into your material you stinking baby killer. You, Robert, Slave No more, and Car Prep 57 can all go to living hell for what you have done in Iraq.
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Old 2007-05-28
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Nope, went to the fat card because you ARE in fact fat. Very fat and VERY stinky.

Now lemme find some more babies to kill. At least you're not over the top or anything.
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Old 2007-05-28
Uncle Sam Is Fat
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your fat so you call others fat. what a douchebag
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Old 2007-05-28
Run Fat Boy Run
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Yeah UNCLE sam you better run boy, run real fast outta here you baby killer
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Old 2007-06-19
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Man, my blood started boiling when that doofus posted the "illegal war" tripe.

But then the ERAC chimps started posting their pro-ERAC propaganda...

...bring back the illegal war talk!!!
I can't believe you just said that.....

Crack kills.
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