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Originally Posted by in the know

if this guy is really in tune with payplans and how they work he would know that even though you may get a bump in % the seocond year, you can actually make less money which what they try o do so you leave and the next guy can come in and work for less until they figure it out and then he quits. and the cycle keeps rolling on.............

So true. My RRM pulled me in his office and gave me this big talk about how he took a step back in pay one year because of flip. He encouraged me to be "patient" if that happened and look a the big picture. Just setting me up because flip is going "away".

[Branch$$$isaloser]

Oh man, ran into an e-chimp last night from when I worked there, the dude is still there. I have been out three years and this dude was a BM when I left and he is still a BM at a midlevel branch, probably under 200 cars. LOL. He's been there 6 years, where is his six figures!? QUiet weekend this weekend, then it's off to NH to my place at the lake, all the while Branch$$$ is still trying to get the cheese smell out of the Cargo, better to just yank the seats out of a caravan and try to roll that! Book don't look and don't forget the Vote!!!

[Robert]

Originally Posted by Branch$$$isaloser

Oh man, ran into an e-chimp last night from when I worked there, the dude is still there. I have been out three years and this dude was a BM when I left and he is still a BM at a midlevel branch, probably under 200 cars. LOL. He's been there 6 years, where is his six figures!? QUiet weekend this weekend, then it's off to NH to my place at the lake, all the while Branch$$$ is still trying to get the cheese smell out of the Cargo, better to just yank the seats out of a caravan and try to roll that! Book don't look and don't forget the Vote!!!

Dude, make this thread your regular "Weekend Update" and compare it to a Saturday for an e-chimp. It is very funny and true. Keep up the good work!

[Robert]

Originally Posted by Consulting $ Manager

Once again B$M, you have demonstrated to all that you have fallen in with the ERAC cult mentality. Who in their right mind wants to be hangin out at work on a Friday night workin' the books... beer or no beer?! I know the answer... a loser who has nothing better to do on the weekend! Good times indeed!

BUT IT WAS CORONA LIGHT! THE GOOD SHIT!

[Branch$$$isaloser]

Originally Posted by Robert

Dude, make this thread your regular "Weekend Update" and compare it to a Saturday for an e-chimp. It is very funny and true. Keep up the good work!

Hell ya I will. It is fun but also a little sad knowing that for three years I went through that hell. But now I am free and living my life. In all honestly it doing what the chimps do (lie, cheat, steal) is what it takes to get there then I don't want it. Ethics people, look it up. Also, I did not go to school to work in retail. I'm sorry but I didn't. Going out with fellow chimps on a Friday is not my idea of fun. Have other friends. And then coming in on Monday, real early, and talking about how banged up you got also isn't fun, it's what you do in school not as an adult. I will make this a weekly or several times a week post and people can finally realize the grass is very much greener.

[Robert]

Originally Posted by Branch$$$isaloser

Hell ya I will. It is fun but also a little sad knowing that for three years I went through that hell. But now I am free and living my life. In all honestly it doing what the chimps do (lie, cheat, steal) is what it takes to get there then I don't want it. Ethics people, look it up. Also, I did not go to school to work in retail. I'm sorry but I didn't. Going out with fellow chimps on a Friday is not my idea of fun. Have other friends. And then coming in on Monday, real early, and talking about how banged up you got also isn't fun, it's what you do in school not as an adult. I will make this a weekly or several times a week post and people can finally realize the grass is very much greener.

Thanks man, you have a witty style of writing that is appreciated.

Originally Posted by Robert

Thanks man, you have a witty style of writing that is appreciated.

Alright!
Robert approves!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Robert]

Originally Posted by wadewade

Alright!
Robert approves!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<tip of the cap>

The area meeting was killer! Business was handled by 730, by which time we were all done with the food and the brews were getting low anyway, so my area manager took us mini golfing. BRANCH AGAINST BRANCH! It was pretty cool to beat those branches so badly because my new MT was on the golf team in high school.

The only problem is that now one of the branch managers from a losing office is being a baby and won't give me cars because he said I embarrassed him on purpose! Evs. He's not gonna last long.

So whats is so wrong with corona? ??? Have you ever had one with a lime? It's really good.

End of month, well tha'ts always not fun on a hot summer night I'll give you that. PLUS we still had deals going at 630! We had a problem finding 2 contracts and I spent awhile looking for them before finding them in a random drawer lol.

For the record, I make more than enough money to not worry about my shirts being stained with food or sweat. I don't know why these attacks are always so personal. TJ Max baby, that's the secret I tell all my hires about. Good professional clothes.

You know what? Your weekend at the lake sounds BORING. My neighbors were away for the weekend, so my roommate and I jumped the fence and swam in their pool all day saturday.

Saturday night I met a little hottie whose got an apt on our street. Got ice cream with her. I think there's definitely going to be some you-know-what if I play my hand right!!!

Sunday, just chilled at my folks house, did laundry, had dinner with the rents. Life is good and you know what? It's friday!

[Branch$$$isaloser]

Originally Posted by Branch $$$ Manager

The area meeting was killer! Business was handled by 730, by which time we were all done with the food and the brews were getting low anyway, so my area manager took us mini golfing. BRANCH AGAINST BRANCH! It was pretty cool to beat those branches so badly because my new MT was on the golf team in high school.

The only problem is that now one of the branch managers from a losing office is being a baby and won't give me cars because he said I embarrassed him on purpose! Evs. He's not gonna last long.

So whats is so wrong with corona? ??? Have you ever had one with a lime? It's really good.

End of month, well tha'ts always not fun on a hot summer night I'll give you that. PLUS we still had deals going at 630! We had a problem finding 2 contracts and I spent awhile looking for them before finding them in a random drawer lol.

For the record, I make more than enough money to not worry about my shirts being stained with food or sweat. I don't know why these attacks are always so personal. TJ Max baby, that's the secret I tell all my hires about. Good professional clothes.

You know what? Your weekend at the lake sounds BORING. My neighbors were away for the weekend, so my roommate and I jumped the fence and swam in their pool all day saturday.

Saturday night I met a little hottie whose got an apt on our street. Got ice cream with her. I think there's definitely going to be some you-know-what if I play my hand right!!!

Sunday, just chilled at my folks house, did laundry, had dinner with the rents. Life is good and you know what? It's friday!

Oh man that is funny! I am giggling like a little schoolgirl. Mini-golf...priceless. Pool hopping...classic. You're right there is nothing wrong with Corona, and I agree with a lime it is mighty tasty. I was drinking them last week at my buddy's place in Old Orchard. But you know what, Corona tastes so much better when drinking it at a beach then in an office. I think everyone would agree with that. Enjoy work tomorrow. 81 and sunny. Headed into Boston for drinks on the water. I'll toast a Corona to you...with lime!