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Originally Posted by Branch$$$isaloser

"They will be of all the vacations I took with my wife and family" is the quote from my post. Family, not kids. I am still in my 20's and my days are plenty sober. I am able to sit on the beach and have a beer or 2 or even 3 and just basically chill with friends. ANd I travel with family, and have drinks and fun with family, be it my dad, my sister and her family (husband, daughter) my other nieces and nephews. Right now I answer to myself and my wife and I don't have kids holding me down or back or front or whatever. I also enjoy sandcastles very much and playing volleyball on the beach...or does volleyball count as being irresponsible? I don't have it all, but I hear from people all the time that think they have it all and I like to point out they do not. So, why don't you pay attention and get your facts straight before you speak next time...jackass.

"JACKASS" another mature response from you.
Oh yeah, you are in your 20's, sorry!
Not sure where all this hostility is coming from? Didn't think I was doing anything to insult you?
Sorry, I interpreted "wife and family" as kids.
Go ahead and sling another derogatory response to me.

I'll be on the Cape this Friday for the weekend at my parensts place, want to meet me and build a sandcastle with my son and I?

[Branch$$$isaloser]

Originally Posted by Family Man

"JACKASS" another mature response from you.
Oh yeah, you are in your 20's, sorry!
Not sure where all this hostility is coming from? Didn't think I was doing anything to insult you?
Sorry, I interpreted "wife and family" as kids.
Go ahead and sling another derogatory response to me.

I'll be on the Cape this Friday for the weekend at my parensts place, want to meet me and build a sandcastle with my son and I?

I do love me some sandcastles. Snowmen too.

Originally Posted by Branch$$$isaloser

I do love me some sandcastles. Snowmen too.

Are you an ex GP10'er???
Maybe we can swap some stories.

I'll be at OSB Fri-Sun

[Branch$$$isaloser]

Originally Posted by Family Man

Are you an ex GP10'er???
Maybe we can swap some stories.

I'll be at OSB Fri-Sun

Yeah I was in Gp 10. How long ago were you there? What region were you in?

[Robert]

Originally Posted by GET A CLUE

Way to pick up the sarcasm in this guys post you are responding to!
Can you all get a clue, No real ERAC branch employee in the trenches posts on this site during working hours.
These posts are made up and designed to get a rise out of mainly Robert to watch him freak out.
Can someone on this site please get a clue!

AHHHHHHH I'M FREAKING OUT!

[Robert]

Originally Posted by Family Man

Quick Question, how are you posting on this site right now if you work in Branch? Spending your day off on this site?
Doubt it, this is a made up post to get rise out of people. Probably Robert so he has something to post a response to!!!!!!!!!! Way to go once again Robert!!!

If I made up a post, it wouldn't be as feminine as that one. Besides, even If I did, what are you gonna do about it?

[usedtoworkhere]

Originally Posted by Branch $$$ Manager

That's right. I manage just 1 branch in massachusetts and make $100,000 this year and none of my employees work over 48 hrs1

ESQI = 93 average for the last 48 months1

I am taking the Team to ponderosa after EOM work in a couple of weeks to celeberate

I normally dont respond to these post..I usually stick to GP 48 because thats where I used to work when I worked for ERAC in Massachusettes. In case you havent figured it out I dont work for ERAC anymore 2 years gone. Thank the LORD. And boy has my life improved on all levels.

Anyway, When I read you are taking your team to Ponderosa I just had to write. Holy Shit Ponderosa!!! Wow what a lucky bunch of people you have working for you there. You must really be raking in the dough! Maybe for Christmas you can take everyone to KFC.

and you dont make 100,000 a year. Cut the bullshit! Remember Ponderosas 4.99 dinner buffet starts at 6 so hurry up with that EOM!

[noeracforme]

Originally Posted by Tired BM

I've come to a realization. I'm a current BM. Let's just say I was promoted through the system extremely quick. I've been in the top 5 in the BRM matrix the past 4 months. I'm pacing to make upper 50's, and I've only been with the company 2 years almost on the dot.
One would think, I should be happy.

This freakin' sucks. I've gotten three people promoted in the last three months and have only gotten one employee to replace them. My ARM says, "Your personnel expense is low. You should be estatic." I'm exhausted. What am I doing?

The realization is that for any normal, logical person the life cycle of a successful ERAC career is 2 years. You've gotten all the training you need to launch your career. Leave. Get out. Enterprise is a LIFE, not a job.

That was one of the things I truely hated when I worked there...Every office was always extremely understaffed. My area manager would always point it out that if he got me more staff, I would pay more in expenses and less would be out of my paycheck. Yea, I think I saved about $50 out of my commision check being short staffed 2 employess because the one MT I did have, he had to put in extra time every week. I think at one point, he made more money than I did. I worked like 70 hours a week trafficing cars after hours and before open everyday and even on Saturdays but did I see major income to put one more shitty ass car on the road, absoultely not. Fuck ERAC!!!!!!

[Robert]

Originally Posted by usedtoworkhere

I normally dont respond to these post..I usually stick to GP 48 because thats where I used to work when I worked for ERAC in Massachusettes. In case you havent figured it out I dont work for ERAC anymore 2 years gone. Thank the LORD. And boy has my life improved on all levels.

Anyway, When I read you are taking your team to Ponderosa I just had to write. Holy Shit Ponderosa!!! Wow what a lucky bunch of people you have working for you there. You must really be raking in the dough! Maybe for Christmas you can take everyone to KFC.

and you dont make 100,000 a year. Cut the bullshit! Remember Ponderosas 4.99 dinner buffet starts at 6 so hurry up with that EOM!

Not familiar with Ponderosas but is the e-chimp bragging about taking his monkeys to a friggin' buffet? That is too funny!

Originally Posted by Branch $$$ Manager

The area meeting was killer! Business was handled by 730, by which time we were all done with the food and the brews were getting low anyway, so my area manager took us mini golfing. BRANCH AGAINST BRANCH! It was pretty cool to beat those branches so badly because my new MT was on the golf team in high school.

The only problem is that now one of the branch managers from a losing office is being a baby and won't give me cars because he said I embarrassed him on purpose! Evs. He's not gonna last long.

So whats is so wrong with corona? ??? Have you ever had one with a lime? It's really good.

End of month, well tha'ts always not fun on a hot summer night I'll give you that. PLUS we still had deals going at 630! We had a problem finding 2 contracts and I spent awhile looking for them before finding them in a random drawer lol.

For the record, I make more than enough money to not worry about my shirts being stained with food or sweat. I don't know why these attacks are always so personal. TJ Max baby, that's the secret I tell all my hires about. Good professional clothes.

You know what? Your weekend at the lake sounds BORING. My neighbors were away for the weekend, so my roommate and I jumped the fence and swam in their pool all day saturday.

Saturday night I met a little hottie whose got an apt on our street. Got ice cream with her. I think there's definitely going to be some you-know-what if I play my hand right!!!

Sunday, just chilled at my folks house, did laundry, had dinner with the rents. Life is good and you know what? It's friday!

Robert, we know it's you. Drop the act. You don't live in Boston.