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  #131 (permalink)  
Old 2007-07-26
hekiliko'olau hekiliko'olau is offline
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Of course you mention "golfing with the boys" not spending time with the family since at ERAC you are not allowed to have a family!
He's definitely right when he says ERAC is a set of tools! More Like a bunch of tools.
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Old 2007-07-27
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Weekend update time! So tomorrow, Friday, temp will be hitting high 80's. That's pretty sweet because tomorrow is a half day at work and then our whole firm is headed to the Harbor Islands for the day to do some drinking and playing volleyball and stuff. But mostly drinking. Then I am off to the Cape for the weekend with about 35 friends, rented a little place in Welfleet right on the beach. Come Saturday morning while Branch$$$ is scrambling to find that Minivan or trying to pass off a Jeep Liberty as a full size SUV I will be chilling on the beach, sipping some suds, I like lime in my Corona too, and maybe playing a little whiffle ball. Good times. Now those are what I refer to as good times, not mini golf with the branch and certainly not drinming with the branch IN the branch. Oh well, hey Branch$$$ it's never personal, wait, yes it is, because it's better that way. And until all the e-chimps realize that the job sucks I'll keep on bashing. Some day you too can have a great life, or any life for that matter. Have a great Friday and Saturday and on Saturday, just for you, when I am on the beach I am going to raise my glass and say, "This is for Branch$$$, because he is at work and I'm not!"
I thought real fun was chomping on Domino's, drinking warm Miller and doing EOM? And on a Friday night no less? Those ERACers sure know how to party.
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Old 2007-07-27
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Hey Branch$$$, how was Friday night with your Corona Lights and greasy pizza? Sitting in the office with the other clones sipping your beer with the top button of your shirt unbuttoned and pizza sauce dripping down the front of your shirt must have been great. Then getting up on saturday morning, still stinking of beer and going into the office which must have reaked of sweat and pizza must have been fun. Just remember, while you were doing that, I was at my place at the lake in NH kicking back, watching the Sox and just loving life. This Friday, while you are huffing and puffing about finding cars I will be getting off work at 1:30 to head up to my buddy's place at the beach in Maine for another weekend of drinking beers and kicking back at the beach. Think of me while you are trying to reach your ARM on the phone to get you cars. Book don't look!
You sure know how to break a chimp down. (thanks)
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Old 2007-07-27
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Hey Branch$$$, how was Friday night with your Corona Lights and greasy pizza? Sitting in the office with the other clones sipping your beer with the top button of your shirt unbuttoned and pizza sauce dripping down the front of your shirt must have been great. Then getting up on saturday morning, still stinking of beer and going into the office which must have reaked of sweat and pizza must have been fun. Just remember, while you were doing that, I was at my place at the lake in NH kicking back, watching the Sox and just loving life. This Friday, while you are huffing and puffing about finding cars I will be getting off work at 1:30 to head up to my buddy's place at the beach in Maine for another weekend of drinking beers and kicking back at the beach. Think of me while you are trying to reach your ARM on the phone to get you cars. Book don't look!
I am going to call this fool out. How could own all of these other properties you claim? I think your full of shit. And, quit bashing Enterprise. You couldn't hack the career chance, I don't care. You should move on with your life.
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Old 2007-07-27
Branch$$$isaloser Branch$$$isaloser is offline
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I am going to call this fool out. How could own all of these other properties you claim? I think your full of shit. And, quit bashing Enterprise. You couldn't hack the career chance, I don't care. You should move on with your life.
Typical e-loser, has not figured out how to read AND comprehend. I have a place at the lake in NH. My BUDDY has a place in Maine. This weekend we are going to the Cape and staying in a MOTEL. So, um, piss off and go vaccum a car. Oh by the way, real original with the "hack" line. I "hacked" just fine. I just decided I wanted my life back and didn't feel like working retail anymore. If you work in a place that has the hours on the door it's retail. Have a real job, pretty relaxing one at that. Actually do what I went to school for. I travel a lot, about three vacations a year, you really think I own a house in all those places e-nerd?
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Old 2007-07-27
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Typical e-loser, has not figured out how to read AND comprehend. I have a place at the lake in NH. My BUDDY has a place in Maine. This weekend we are going to the Cape and staying in a MOTEL. So, um, piss off and go vaccum a car. Oh by the way, real original with the "hack" line. I "hacked" just fine. I just decided I wanted my life back and didn't feel like working retail anymore. If you work in a place that has the hours on the door it's retail. Have a real job, pretty relaxing one at that. Actually do what I went to school for. I travel a lot, about three vacations a year, you really think I own a house in all those places e-nerd?
Not entirely true. Merril Lynch has office hours posted on their branches, as does Edward Jones and most insurance agent offices. I think if you wear a nametag that really makes you retail.
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Old 2007-07-27
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Typical e-loser, has not figured out how to read AND comprehend. I have a place at the lake in NH. My BUDDY has a place in Maine. This weekend we are going to the Cape and staying in a MOTEL. So, um, piss off and go vaccum a car. Oh by the way, real original with the "hack" line. I "hacked" just fine. I just decided I wanted my life back and didn't feel like working retail anymore. If you work in a place that has the hours on the door it's retail. Have a real job, pretty relaxing one at that. Actually do what I went to school for. I travel a lot, about three vacations a year, you really think I own a house in all those places e-nerd?
It's me again, I'm back from a couple days off the site, former GP10'er. By the way I worked in AA and CC, prob b4 your time (1995-2003) left as AM in CC.

Don't mean to bust your balls but you may want to check your other post
again. You said you were renting a place in Welfleet with 35 friends but now you are saying you are staying in a hotel?
May want to clarify as you are lookign a bit like you are embellishing here and making up shit as you go.
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Old 2007-07-27
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It's me again, I'm back from a couple days off the site, former GP10'er. By the way I worked in AA and CC, prob b4 your time (1995-2003) left as AM in CC.

Don't mean to bust your balls but you may want to check your other post
again. You said you were renting a place in Welfleet with 35 friends but now you are saying you are staying in a hotel?
May want to clarify as you are lookign a bit like you are embellishing here and making up shit as you go.
Just say it. You are trying to bust balls you friggin' e-chimp! Now get some sleep tonight because I am going to bring you back a car with some damage on it. I got dub so I am getting my money's worth.
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Old 2007-07-30
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Just say it. You are trying to bust balls you friggin' e-chimp! Now get some sleep tonight because I am going to bring you back a car with some damage on it. I got dub so I am getting my money's worth.
Well Robert, you once again have dazzled me with your originality.
Not really sure why or how my comments qualify me as an e-chimp but whatever. I am in fact an "ex" e-chimp . Not sure what you are?
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Old 2007-07-30
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Well Robert, you once again have dazzled me with your originality.
Not really sure why or how my comments qualify me as an e-chimp but whatever. I am in fact an "ex" e-chimp . Not sure what you are?
She thought my name was ?????, I told her it was Gary
She said she didn't like it so she chose to call me ?????
She said she'd love to marry, my baby she would carry
And if she had a baby, she'd name the baby Harry
Her mother's name is Baby, which is really quite contrary
Her face is really hairy, and you can say it's quite scary
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