Shirts and ties

[Robert]

Originally Posted by Former E-Monkey

I thought real fun was chomping on Domino's, drinking warm Miller and doing EOM? And on a Friday night no less? Those ERACers sure know how to party.

I wondered how many branches did this across the country last night since it was EOM?

Careful everyone! ERAC tries to feed you with this Work Life Balance BS by telling you that they strive on working less than 50 hours per week. Well I got news for you, you'll never work less than 50 hours even if the place is on fire. They'll think of some way to make you work, they will call you in to scrub the floors if need be.

The color is green but the mood is "BLUE" and You fake it when you go to work every day. You try to act like you're having FUN, when we all know it's one of the most miserable places you've ever worked.
By the way, have you noticed the ARM's running around all day looking & acting like they've been smoking CRACK.
They look like pathetic fools..and I know they feel like it.

This is not true and pracitcally slander! Everyone in my branch is focused and determined and don't let little things get them down because they are focusing on the BIG PICTURE.

I have a black berry, for you that were wondering how I can post from the branch.

I bought it a commission check for myself.

Going on vacation tuesday-thursday next week. Peace.

Originally Posted by branch $$$ manager

This is not true and pracitcally slander! Everyone in my branch is focused and determined and don't let little things get them down because they are focusing on the BIG PICTURE.

I have a black berry, for you that were wondering how I can post from the branch.

I bought it a commission check for myself.

Going on vacation tuesday-thursday next week. Peace.

Shut up Robert.

Originally Posted by branch $$$ manager

This is not true and pracitcally slander! Everyone in my branch is focused and determined and don't let little things get them down because they are focusing on the BIG PICTURE.

I have a black berry, for you that were wondering how I can post from the branch.

I bought it a commission check for myself.

Going on vacation tuesday-thursday next week. Peace.

fool you have got to be joking.
these employees of yours that are so focused on the big picture, 90% of them at this time next yr will no longer be employees.
you are living a live
and have fun on your only vacation for the year, that must suck

Originally Posted by Branch$$$isaloser

Typical e-loser, has not figured out how to read AND comprehend. I have a place at the lake in NH. My BUDDY has a place in Maine. This weekend we are going to the Cape and staying in a MOTEL. So, um, piss off and go vaccum a car. Oh by the way, real original with the "hack" line. I "hacked" just fine. I just decided I wanted my life back and didn't feel like working retail anymore. If you work in a place that has the hours on the door it's retail. Have a real job, pretty relaxing one at that. Actually do what I went to school for. I travel a lot, about three vacations a year, you really think I own a house in all those places e-nerd?

Shut your piehole Robert!

[bill_and_paystub]

Hahahaha, I always hated when an area manager would tell us to "have fun," or come in and ask if we were having fun.

Why yes, I'm sure as hell having fun explaining over and over to Jamaal and Nykiesha why that Visa logo on their debit card doesn't make it a credit card. And I'm having a blast cleaning up all these cars in the 95 degree weather. Of course I really enjoyed my 3 and a half minute lunch break, man that bite of pizza really hit the spot! I just hope none of our "valued customers" weren't given the wrong impressoin by all those phone calls I had to answer "on my break" with food in my mouth. After all, I don't want our ESQi to go down, your commission check might be less! And I don't want you to have to switch to the generic brand of hair gel, because I know you'd never be able to pick up sluts at the bar if you weren't so nicely greased up the way you are now.

So absolutely, I'm having fun! Living the dream! Big picture! Learning to run my own business! Virtual MBA! See you for that happy hour later on, I can't wait to sit around with a bunch of self-important jackoffs who are unable to talk about anything besides work!

Originally Posted by bill_and_paystub

Hahahaha, I always hated when an area manager would tell us to "have fun," or come in and ask if we were having fun.

Why yes, I'm sure as hell having fun explaining over and over to Jamaal and Nykiesha why that Visa logo on their debit card doesn't make it a credit card. And I'm having a blast cleaning up all these cars in the 95 degree weather. Of course I really enjoyed my 3 and a half minute lunch break, man that bite of pizza really hit the spot! I just hope none of our "valued customers" weren't given the wrong impressoin by all those phone calls I had to answer "on my break" with food in my mouth. After all, I don't want our ESQi to go down, your commission check might be less! And I don't want you to have to switch to the generic brand of hair gel, because I know you'd never be able to pick up sluts at the bar if you weren't so nicely greased up the way you are now.

So absolutely, I'm having fun! Living the dream! Big picture! Learning to run my own business! Virtual MBA! See you for that happy hour later on, I can't wait to sit around with a bunch of self-important jackoffs who are unable to talk about anything besides work!

I agree with most you have written, but I have to disagree about the E-Monkey picking up sluts at the bar. Wouldn't it be more accurate to say taking advantage of the "easy pickins" of subordinates instead?

Originally Posted by It'smyjob

Ahh...temp in Boston hit 80 today and most likely will again tomorrow. Time to break out the polo shirts and khakis to where to work. Having a job that allows you to where business casual is great. No sweating through white shirts with ratty ties getting caught in the vaccum. Oh, and since the nicer weather is starting I will be clocking out for the day by 4 the latest to head over to the Barking Crab to grab a table on the water and a pitcher of Sam Summer while the E-drones are still taking their three no's. So glad I got out of there. Now I know some lying sack of crap is going to post here and say that he is an ARM and leaves at 2 everyday after spending the entire day on the golf course. That is BS, it didn't happen, stop thinking it did and pull around my SUV you loser!

What a liar! You say the same thing every week.