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  #151 (permalink)  
Old 2007-08-03
Branch$$$isaloser Branch$$$isaloser is offline
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What a liar! You say the same thing every week.
Jealous. Temp today is 94 by my computer thermometer. Tonight it's dinner with the wife and then check out a movie and then some maybe a cocktail before heading in because tomorrow morning I do not have to wake up and go to work. Priceless. So keep calling me a liar. Fact is I'd invite you to join me but you have to work. Too bad. The reason I say the same thing every week is because I do that...every week. Oh, and the Cape last week, great. Little rain on Saturday morning, just a passing shower that was over by 10ish and then it was blazing hot the rest of the day. Tossed around the football and frisbee, played a little home run derby with the wiffle ball. Nice. AT night, a big bonfire until about 1ish. Lots of fun. Can't wait to do that again next year.

Hey e-drones, I actually have to rent a car from you tools on Monday. Only reason is because it is direct bill to my company. I think I'll trash it and then complain until I get it free or a free WES. Better have a full tank and wash those windows! ESQI bitches!!
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Old 2007-08-03
Family Man
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Jealous. Temp today is 94 by my computer thermometer. Tonight it's dinner with the wife and then check out a movie and then some maybe a cocktail before heading in because tomorrow morning I do not have to wake up and go to work. Priceless. So keep calling me a liar. Fact is I'd invite you to join me but you have to work. Too bad. The reason I say the same thing every week is because I do that...every week. Oh, and the Cape last week, great. Little rain on Saturday morning, just a passing shower that was over by 10ish and then it was blazing hot the rest of the day. Tossed around the football and frisbee, played a little home run derby with the wiffle ball. Nice. AT night, a big bonfire until about 1ish. Lots of fun. Can't wait to do that again next year.

Hey e-drones, I actually have to rent a car from you tools on Monday. Only reason is because it is direct bill to my company. I think I'll trash it and then complain until I get it free or a free WES. Better have a full tank and wash those windows! ESQI bitches!!

You play wiffle ball? What are you 14 years old? LOL!
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Branch$$$isaloser Branch$$$isaloser is offline
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You play wiffle ball? What are you 14 years old? LOL!
What's wrong with wiffle ball? We are on a crowded beach, should we break out the aluminum bats with lots of people around? Wiffle ball is a classic, always is and always will be. So, go build your sand castle with your kids.
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Old 2007-08-03
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What's wrong with wiffle ball? We are on a crowded beach, should we break out the aluminum bats with lots of people around? Wiffle ball is a classic, always is and always will be. So, go build your sand castle with your kids.
So if you have such a dream life, what are you doing on this site you loser?
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Branch$$$isaloser Branch$$$isaloser is offline
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So if you have such a dream life, what are you doing on this site you loser?
Had a little down time at work. Just kind of winding down until the weekend. When I worked at e-hell I thought it was great for a while. I am just trying to let all the people who have not figured it out know that it's ok to have a life again. Work Saturdays? Why? Work 50+ hours a week and get hassled when you want to take a day off? Why? I am not going to make up stries that I make $150K a year and drive a company Mercedes and go golfing on the company dime. All I am saying is that I do ok for myself, I work reasonable hours, and I have time to have a life with friends and family (not kids but wife, parents, in-laws, siblings, etc.). I wish someone had uncovered my eyes as an MT but all I heard was how great it will be and I'll make 6 figures. I guess I should have taken the hint when everyone who told me that either quit or got shitcanned. Oh well, just trying to spread the love.
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Old 2007-08-03
Big Daddy Dubbinstein
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So if you have such a dream life, what are you doing on this site you loser?
quit playahating, he's not doing anything super extradionary, just enjoying a good summer...as you would be, if you were not a rental hack.
the reality of it all? most "professionals" are spending their weekends like this guy...that's what you do on the weekends when you have a respectable wage/income. not work 50hrs a week and then spend friday night in a rank office eating shitty pizza and drinking natty lite
it only sounds like a "dream life" for you because you are stuck at erac.
this is how people live bro, don't be a erac sheeple, you can enjoy some of life too!!!
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Old 2007-08-03
CashQual CashQual is offline
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I live here in Oklahoma, and today, when the temp. hit 97, I was in my office (with the air conditioner on). I was thinking to myself that maybe I do miss sweating my ass off in a shirt and tie, washing cars and cleaning up shit stains in the back seats on a day like this. GOD, I miss ERAC.....Welcome National and Alamo!
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Old 2007-08-06
You Lie Alot
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Jealous. Temp today is 94 by my computer thermometer. Tonight it's dinner with the wife and then check out a movie and then some maybe a cocktail before heading in because tomorrow morning I do not have to wake up and go to work. Priceless. So keep calling me a liar. Fact is I'd invite you to join me but you have to work. Too bad. The reason I say the same thing every week is because I do that...every week. Oh, and the Cape last week, great. Little rain on Saturday morning, just a passing shower that was over by 10ish and then it was blazing hot the rest of the day. Tossed around the football and frisbee, played a little home run derby with the wiffle ball. Nice. AT night, a big bonfire until about 1ish. Lots of fun. Can't wait to do that again next year.

Hey e-drones, I actually have to rent a car from you tools on Monday. Only reason is because it is direct bill to my company. I think I'll trash it and then complain until I get it free or a free WES. Better have a full tank and wash those windows! ESQI bitches!!
Hey Boston jerk, tell us more lies about how great your weekend was. You and Robert are the same person anyway!
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Old 2007-08-06
Branch$$$isaloser Branch$$$isaloser is offline
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Hey Boston jerk, tell us more lies about how great your weekend was. You and Robert are the same person anyway!
I am not Robert. And I can't help it if you think my weekends are lies. Just because you spend your Friday night staying at work late and your Saturday working and then your Sunday thinking about working on Monday doesn't mean the rest of us do. I left work Friday at 4:30 and didn't think about work until the alarm went off at 6:45 this morning. Had a great date night with my wife on Friday, dinner and movie. Saturday was the beach and another great dinner and yesterday was a visit to the parents and watch the Sox. Now, which of those things seems like it did not happen? I think they are all pretty reasonable things to do on a weekend for a normal person. If you think it's a lie, well, I feel sorry for you. And trust me, I am not Robert.
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Old 2007-08-06
the sneak
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Did you notice how the branch $$$ mgr is only on vacation from 'tuesday to thursday'??? Bahahaha his ARM wouldn't let him take monday or friday off!!!! lolZ
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