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Old 2007-08-06
Branch$$$isaloser Branch$$$isaloser is offline
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Did you notice how the branch $$$ mgr is only on vacation from 'tuesday to thursday'??? Bahahaha his ARM wouldn't let him take monday or friday off!!!! lolZ
And he will still get calls on his "blackberry" and he will still call in to check in on the office. First off, that's fine that you want to take ownership and be responsiible, but when I take a vacation I turn the cell phone off.
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Old 2007-08-06
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I am not Robert. And I can't help it if you think my weekends are lies. Just because you spend your Friday night staying at work late and your Saturday working and then your Sunday thinking about working on Monday doesn't mean the rest of us do. I left work Friday at 4:30 and didn't think about work until the alarm went off at 6:45 this morning. Had a great date night with my wife on Friday, dinner and movie. Saturday was the beach and another great dinner and yesterday was a visit to the parents and watch the Sox. Now, which of those things seems like it did not happen? I think they are all pretty reasonable things to do on a weekend for a normal person. If you think it's a lie, well, I feel sorry for you. And trust me, I am not Robert.
If you are against Enterprise, you are Robert!
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Old 2007-08-06
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Hey Branch$$$, how was Friday night with your Corona Lights and greasy pizza? Sitting in the office with the other clones sipping your beer with the top button of your shirt unbuttoned and pizza sauce dripping down the front of your shirt must have been great. Then getting up on saturday morning, still stinking of beer and going into the office which must have reaked of sweat and pizza must have been fun. Just remember, while you were doing that, I was at my place at the lake in NH kicking back, watching the Sox and just loving life. This Friday, while you are huffing and puffing about finding cars I will be getting off work at 1:30 to head up to my buddy's place at the beach in Maine for another weekend of drinking beers and kicking back at the beach. Think of me while you are trying to reach your ARM on the phone to get you cars. Book don't look!
HAHAHAHAH... You own a place in New Hampshire like i own a yacht. Robert, on your salary how could you afford the internet? If you would have stayed with ERAC you could have had a career you lame-o. BM and and above make $$$$$$. Not you RObert, have fun with your wiffle balls!
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Branch$$$isaloser Branch$$$isaloser is offline
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HAHAHAHAH... You own a place in New Hampshire like i own a yacht. Robert, on your salary how could you afford the internet? If you would have stayed with ERAC you could have had a career you lame-o. BM and and above make $$$$$$. Not you RObert, have fun with your wiffle balls!
Hey assclown...not Robert. I live in Boston. I actually was a BM and now I make more than a BM and have a real job. Jeesh, lay off the caffine bro.
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Old 2007-08-06
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Hey assclown...not Robert. I live in Boston. I actually was a BM and now I make more than a BM and have a real job. Jeesh, lay off the caffine bro.
PEOPLE WHO HATE ENTERPRISE ARE ROBERT!

SHUT UP ROBERT!
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Old 2007-08-07
Robert Robert is offline
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Hey assclown...not Robert. I live in Boston. I actually was a BM and now I make more than a BM and have a real job. Jeesh, lay off the caffine bro.
Anyone who agrees with me is called Robert by the e-monkeys so they can feel I am the only one on here calling they sorry asses out.
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Old 2007-08-07
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I made trillions last year as an MT (we sold lots of dub, no big deal) and now I own a fleet of luxury liners.

Now if you'll excuse me, I must go wash cars and clean ashtrays...


LIVIN' THE GREEN DREAM!!!!!!
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Branch$$$isaloser Branch$$$isaloser is offline
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I made trillions last year as an MT (we sold lots of dub, no big deal) and now I own a fleet of luxury liners.

Now if you'll excuse me, I must go wash cars and clean ashtrays...


LIVIN' THE GREEN DREAM!!!!!!
I love hearing the drones talk about the whole 6 figures thing and that it is their own business. It is not your own business. You cannot run it any way you want. It is the Taylors' business and they tell you how to run it. Do me a favor, take your paycheck and then divide it by how many hours you work in a week. I bet your hourly salary is pretty pathetic, probably around $11hour? That should be a wakeup call for you.
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Old 2007-08-07
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I made trillions last year as an MT (we sold lots of dub, no big deal) and now I own a fleet of luxury liners.

Now if you'll excuse me, I must go wash cars and clean ashtrays...


LIVIN' THE GREEN DREAM!!!!!!
I made a ton too!!!!!
Not quite trillions but in the low millions! Still pretty good I think.
I'm a BM and have been with the company for 6 years. I started making 7 figures in year 3! Forget about that 6 years, 6 figures crap.
I went right for the 7 figure deal!

Oh, sorry wait a minute. I have to go get all my MT's food order for our branch meeting tonight. I'm getting everyone Quizno's, its the least I could do for them helping me make my 7 figures.

The real treat is tomorrow night when our AM is taking us to Dave and Busters!
Life is so good at ERAC!
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Old 2007-08-07
hekiliko'olau hekiliko'olau is offline
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Hey assclown...not Robert. I live in Boston. I actually was a BM and now I make more than a BM and have a real job. Jeesh, lay off the caffine bro.
ASSCLOWN! Loves it.
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