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  #171 (permalink)  
Old 2007-08-07
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I made a ton too!!!!!
Not quite trillions but in the low millions! Still pretty good I think.
I'm a BM and have been with the company for 6 years. I started making 7 figures in year 3! Forget about that 6 years, 6 figures crap.
I went right for the 7 figure deal!

Oh, sorry wait a minute. I have to go get all my MT's food order for our branch meeting tonight. I'm getting everyone Quizno's, its the least I could do for them helping me make my 7 figures.

The real treat is tomorrow night when our AM is taking us to Dave and Busters!
Life is so good at ERAC!
Again, I usually save my posts for GP48 but everytime I see a post with some asshole bragging about buying their whole branch fast food I just cant help myself. What the hell is wrong with you BMs who claim to make a shit load of money but then you turn around and are like "yea taking the team to McDonalds...its the least I can do" Give me a friggen break!

The worst part is your stupid employees are probably greatful for their free shit food. Ever notice 90% of ERAC employees are overweight?

Dave and Busters....what the hell is wrong with you! Wow how awesome I wish I worked for ERAC still I could get free fast food. You're employees bust there asses and work 60 hours a week to make YOU money because god knows they arent making it as MTs and you're getting them quiznos. Unreal!
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Old 2007-08-08
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Again, I usually save my posts for GP48 but everytime I see a post with some asshole bragging about buying their whole branch fast food I just cant help myself. What the hell is wrong with you BMs who claim to make a shit load of money but then you turn around and are like "yea taking the team to McDonalds...its the least I can do" Give me a friggen break!

The worst part is your stupid employees are probably greatful for their free shit food. Ever notice 90% of ERAC employees are overweight?

Dave and Busters....what the hell is wrong with you! Wow how awesome I wish I worked for ERAC still I could get free fast food. You're employees bust there asses and work 60 hours a week to make YOU money because god knows they arent making it as MTs and you're getting them quiznos. Unreal!
Hey Retard, sorry I couldn't bear not responding to you. I made the post you are responding to and I was trying to be funny. You might very well be the dumbest person in the world. My post was tongue and cheek. You actually think a BM would say they make 7 figures, millions or trillions. Please get a clue, maybe you should read more carefully and really think about what is being said in the post before you respond.
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Old 2007-08-08
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Hey Retard, sorry I couldn't bear not responding to you. I made the post you are responding to and I was trying to be funny. You might very well be the dumbest person in the world. My post was tongue and cheek. You actually think a BM would say they make 7 figures, millions or trillions. Please get a clue, maybe you should read more carefully and really think about what is being said in the post before you respond.
Hey Unregistered699, eat my asshole! Notice you said trying to be funny. "TRYING" thats the key word. I know you were joking about making trillions but you werent about taking people to quiznos and shit like that. Lame fat ass BMs like you do that shit all the time. You're probably just pissed because you are fat, work for enterprise, never see your friends or family, dont have a life, and make shit for money. Why dont you get real job. Now that cavailer that needs a LOFR...before you drive it to the shop why dont you park some where and jerk off first...you sound a little uptight to me, maybe some quality time with yourself will help out.

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Old 2007-08-08
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Hey Unregistered699, eat my asshole! Notice you said trying to be funny. "TRYING" thats the key word. I know you were joking about making trillions but you werent about taking people to quiznos and shit like that. Lame fat ass BMs like you do that shit all the time. You're probably just pissed because you are fat, work for enterprise, never see your friends or family, dont have a life, and make shit for money. Why dont you get real job. Now that cavailer that needs a LOFR...before you drive it to the shop why dont you park some where and jerk off first...you sound a little uptight to me, maybe some quality time with yourself will help out.
Maybe you should quit while your ahead. Still showing your stupidity here.
I don't work for ERAC anymore, I was poking fun at the fact that BM's get excited about pizza lunches, fast food etc.
I AM MAKING FUN OF ERAC!!!!!!
You really need to get a clue, please.
I picked up that you used to work at GP48. I know several old employees from there. I was there in 1995 - 2003. When were you there?
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Old 2007-08-08
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Oh man, the weekend is coming up. Can't wait. For all of you who think I am A) Robert and B) a liar for what I say I do on the weekend let me just fill you in on the plans and then you can say whatever. I think this will be a quiet weekend, I'll probably stay home, go out for breakfast on saturday and get some things done around the house. Sunday, I think I will fire up the smoker and have some good BBQ with some friends, knock back a few brews and watch the Sox. OK, where is the lie? Which one of the things seems hard to believe? Next weekend I am going tubing on the Saco River in NH, if anyone wants to come along. That way you can see I'm not full of it. Oh well, got to go and finish up my work, think I'll take off about 4:30 and grab some steaks for dinner. So e-chimps, let's hear about your weekend. Of course your weekend starts about 12:30 on saturday after work and ends about 4:30 Sunday afternoon when you go to the corner and start weeping while thinking about how Monday will suck. Unless of course you are a 7 day branch, in which case you have no weekend. Hahahahaha!
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Maybe you should quit while your ahead. Still showing your stupidity here.
I don't work for ERAC anymore, I was poking fun at the fact that BM's get excited about pizza lunches, fast food etc.
I AM MAKING FUN OF ERAC!!!!!!
You really need to get a clue, please.
I picked up that you used to work at GP48. I know several old employees from there. I was there in 1995 - 2003. When were you there?

I know you were only kidding. Actually I realized it after you first responded but you called me a retard not nice! I did read a post in this same section about some douche that was taking his team to ponderosa and got all annoyed at that so when I saw this I actually didnt read it carefully. So sue me! Sorry I told you to jerk off...I was j/k!

I actually started in GP48 in 2003 and left in 2005. I started right out of college in MA. Were you a BM? What do you do now?
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Old 2007-08-08
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Gentlemen, gentlemen, please.

If you had followed my example and sold copious dub we'd all be multi-trillionaires and be having this conversation from one of our many private islands.

As it is, I alone must go off to my private island (Zanzibar) and count my googol-plex's.

And I am still only a lowly MT. Just IMAGINE when I make AM!!!
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Old 2007-08-10
Branch$$$isaloser Branch$$$isaloser is offline
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So E-drones, let's hear about your weekend plans. C'mon, I want to know what is going on, where is the happy hour tonight? Who is working tomorrow and/or Sunday? What time on Sunday do you start getting the shakes about how much Monday morning is going to suck? Details!
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Old 2007-08-10
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So E-drones, let's hear about your weekend plans. C'mon, I want to know what is going on, where is the happy hour tonight? Who is working tomorrow and/or Sunday? What time on Sunday do you start getting the shakes about how much Monday morning is going to suck? Details!
At least we are making money and don't complain about hard work.
You don't believe in hard work very much I noticed.
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At least we are making money and don't complain about hard work.
You don't believe in hard work very much I noticed.
I'm making money. I believe in hard work. I work very hard, been working since I was in jr. high. At some points I have had 2 jobs and was in school. I would unload trucks in the AM, go to school, and then work in a store stocking shelves at night. That sounds like hard work to me. Just because now I work in an office doesn't mean I don't work hard. I just work smart.
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