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  #181 (permalink)  
Old 2007-08-10
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I'm making money. I believe in hard work. I work very hard, been working since I was in jr. high. At some points I have had 2 jobs and was in school. I would unload trucks in the AM, go to school, and then work in a store stocking shelves at night. That sounds like hard work to me. Just because now I work in an office doesn't mean I don't work hard. I just work smart.
In other words, you still do what you did in high school, LOL.
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Branch$$$isaloser Branch$$$isaloser is offline
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In other words, you still do what you did in high school, LOL.
Not quite. Someone sounds jealous though. Actually you are doing what I did in highschool, working retail.
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Old 2007-08-16
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Oh man am I pumped! Tomorrow is Friday, heading up to NH right after work, fire up the grill, start a little camp fire, listen to some Marley and chill. Saturday morning head up to the saco river for some tubing adventures. While you e-toons are sweating in the office dealing with customers and planning on working late to drop/pick up cars I will be chilling in the river, floating on a tube, not a care in the world. Man is it nice. Now go ahead, some mensa member can call me "Robert" or say that I'm lying. Fact is e-toons hate when they see people off doing what they wish they were instead of working for their $10 an hour. Enjoy the weekend. I'll let you know how tubing was.
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Old 2007-08-16
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Branch$$$isaloser, you are frickin' hilarious. I could read your shiz all day long.

E-toons, thats a new one and I like it.

GP14 for life! <right hand in the air, doing a little UT hookem' horns thing and dripping w/ sarcasm>
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Old 2007-08-16
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serius question guys
how many white shirts did u own when u worked at enterprise because I got the emloyee purchase credit at the store and could only afford 5 and now most of them are stained or plain worn out already!!!

Its only been 2 months! I cant be spending my wole paycheck on work cloths!!!!

LOL I wonder if theyd notice if I just kept wearing the 2 good ones.
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serius question guys
how many white shirts did u own when u worked at enterprise because I got the emloyee purchase credit at the store and could only afford 5 and now most of them are stained or plain worn out already!!!

Its only been 2 months! I cant be spending my wole paycheck on work cloths!!!!

LOL I wonder if theyd notice if I just kept wearing the 2 good ones.
You need to get yourself a job that doesn't require you to wear a uniform.
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Fact: Enterprise sucks monkey nuts.
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Old 2007-08-17
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Oh man am I pumped! Tomorrow is Friday, heading up to NH right after work, fire up the grill, start a little camp fire, listen to some Marley and chill. Saturday morning head up to the saco river for some tubing adventures. While you e-toons are sweating in the office dealing with customers and planning on working late to drop/pick up cars I will be chilling in the river, floating on a tube, not a care in the world. Man is it nice. Now go ahead, some mensa member can call me "Robert" or say that I'm lying. Fact is e-toons hate when they see people off doing what they wish they were instead of working for their $10 an hour. Enjoy the weekend. I'll let you know how tubing was.
Robert, you are full of dog poop. When will you ever move from mommy and daddy's basement?
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Robert, you are full of dog poop. When will you ever move from mommy and daddy's basement?
Whatever. Not Robert. Anyways, bouncing from work at 4 to beat the traffic up north. Going to be some fun times. Although I'm not sure if the weather will hold up, if not might not be tubing, but fun times anyway. A rainy day hanging with friends is better than a day with e-toons.
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Old 2007-08-17
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Whatever. Not Robert. Anyways, bouncing from work at 4 to beat the traffic up north. Going to be some fun times. Although I'm not sure if the weather will hold up, if not might not be tubing, but fun times anyway. A rainy day hanging with friends is better than a day with e-toons.
Robert, you have no job to go to other than collecting aluminum cans.
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