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  #191 (permalink)  
Old 2007-08-17
Branch$$$isaloser Branch$$$isaloser is offline
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Robert, you have no job to go to other than collecting aluminum cans.
Again, not Robert. ALthough you probably still think 6 figures in 6 years right? Toon. Get a real job, get out of retail, get a job that actually uses a degree. I love how erac only takes people with 4 yr degrees, to rent cars? I go on vacation to the caribbean and there are people who probably have never seen the inside of a school and guess what...they are renting cars! And then didn't drop a $100 Grand on school to do that. How does THAT make you feel Goofus? And Branch$$$??
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Old 2007-08-17
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That's right. I manage just 1 branch in massachusetts and make $100,000 this year and none of my employees work over 48 hrs1

ESQI = 93 average for the last 48 months1

I am taking the Team to ponderosa after EOM work in a couple of weeks to celeberate

Ponderosa??? What a fucking cheap ass....that's one step up from the dollar menu at McDonalds. Your team bust their ass to put that $100k in your pocket, the least you could do is spend a little more on them. Stop being so fucking greedy!
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Old 2007-08-21
Robert Robert is offline
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Ponderosa??? What a fucking cheap ass....that's one step up from the dollar menu at McDonalds. Your team bust their ass to put that $100k in your pocket, the least you could do is spend a little more on them. Stop being so fucking greedy!
For the cheap motherfucker: Watch your food when you go use the john. Your employees might add some special sauce to it since your so fucking cheap.
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Old 2007-08-21
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Again, not Robert. ALthough you probably still think 6 figures in 6 years right? Toon. Get a real job, get out of retail, get a job that actually uses a degree. I love how erac only takes people with 4 yr degrees, to rent cars? I go on vacation to the caribbean and there are people who probably have never seen the inside of a school and guess what...they are renting cars! And then didn't drop a $100 Grand on school to do that. How does THAT make you feel Goofus? And Branch$$$??
Makes me feel good bitch. Like when your mom is going down on me.
Also feels good I am making 6 figures in 5 years...almost as good as when I fucked your sister in her tight little virgin the first time.
I like vacationing inthe caribbean twice a year myself, once in the fall and then again in early spring and talking to those who live in paradise and don't make a lot of money. Doesn't seem so bad to me bitch!

P.S. Goofus says Go Fuck yourself Ass Hole!
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Old 2007-08-22
Branch$$$isaloser Branch$$$isaloser is offline
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Makes me feel good bitch. Like when your mom is going down on me.
Also feels good I am making 6 figures in 5 years...almost as good as when I fucked your sister in her tight little virgin the first time.
I like vacationing inthe caribbean twice a year myself, once in the fall and then again in early spring and talking to those who live in paradise and don't make a lot of money. Doesn't seem so bad to me bitch!

P.S. Goofus says Go Fuck yourself Ass Hole!
Nice. What a sad bitter person. See what ERAC does to people. Now, go deliver donuts to the accounts that laugh at you when you leave, clean my F-Car and put in washer fluid this time. I got things to do you rental jockey. You are pathetic. I bet your dad just puffs his chest out when he's drinking with his buddies and one of them says their son is a doctor, and the other says his is a lawyer and then your dad says, "My kid is a ticket monkey, but boy can he sell dub!" Must make the old man proud Goofus.
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Old 2007-08-22
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Nice. What a sad bitter person. See what ERAC does to people. Now, go deliver donuts to the accounts that laugh at you when you leave, clean my F-Car and put in washer fluid this time. I got things to do you rental jockey. You are pathetic. I bet your dad just puffs his chest out when he's drinking with his buddies and one of them says their son is a doctor, and the other says his is a lawyer and then your dad says, "My kid is a ticket monkey, but boy can he sell dub!" Must make the old man proud Goofus.
Goofus is just mad that he still has to wear an e-chimp suit each day to his ERAC branch. His next move is to post ?????'s phone number which is really funny to him.
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Old 2007-08-22
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Nice. What a sad bitter person. See what ERAC does to people. Now, go deliver donuts to the accounts that laugh at you when you leave, clean my F-Car and put in washer fluid this time. I got things to do you rental jockey. You are pathetic. I bet your dad just puffs his chest out when he's drinking with his buddies and one of them says their son is a doctor, and the other says his is a lawyer and then your dad says, "My kid is a ticket monkey, but boy can he sell dub!" Must make the old man proud Goofus.
B$IAL----- Keep up the good work of your weekend updates. They are well written and shoot right for heart.
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Old 2007-08-22
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B$IAL----- Keep up the good work of your weekend updates. They are well written and shoot right for heart.
Yeah, starting to hit a few nerves. Well, people hate to be scammed and they probably feel scammed by their job and don't want to admit it. I went to a wedding not to long ago and met some guy that worked for ERAC in another state and his gf was saying how she hates the job, how he works a ton of hours and when he gets home he falls asleep and that he has turned into a prick working there. All these whiny little bitches that come on here haven't got it yet. They are still hoping that they will hit the ERAC lotto and be making the 6 figs and golfing all day. My ARMs never golfed all day. I worked in two offices that held the main office of the ARM and they were always around. One of these days Goofus will realize how much it sucks and quit and then he will be right back here spouting off about how much ERAC sucks.
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Old 2007-08-22
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the high in Boston today is only 65..it must be a little cold for you guys washing cars outside today... what a shitty reminder that soon you will be cleaning cars in the snow. Nothing like having to clear snow and ice off of 2 dozen cars and 7am...I miss ERAC so much!

When I first started working for ERAC I was there for like 6 months when winter hit...I'll never forget my BM told me I couldnt wear my nice warm Northface (ski type) coat to work because It wasnt professional enough. I spent 150 on a "professional" coat and it was absoluetly ruined by spring. Oh and I almost forgot my favorite was having to bring like 3 pairs of socks to work because we werent allowed to wear any kind of snow boots so my first pair of socks would be soaked by 10am.

What a friggen joke of a company!
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Old 2007-08-22
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Just think of the guys who are fighting in iraq where its 140 degrees every day! before you complain about how hard your job is !! lol you guys are coming across as total pu$$ies afraid to get your nails dirty

BUT THE BOTTOM LINE IS THAT NO BODY EVER PROMISED U A ROSE GARDEN, SO TAKE IT LIKE A MAN AND PULL URSELFS BY UR BOOT STRAPS

IM PROOF THAT IT CAN AND DOES WORKOUT ALRIGHT.
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