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  #221 (permalink)  
Old 2007-08-27
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I noticed "goofus" and "branch $$$" havent responded...oh wait thats right, they are scrubbing cars right now. See you guys at 8pm when your pathetic asses finally make it home. Better go right to sleep so you'll have some energy for your 9-2 tomorrow! I'll be drinking margaritas until dawn by my outdoor fireplace.
I am so upset that my new BFF's Goofus and Branch$$$ didn't respond. I really want to hear about their weekends, you know, how was work, did you get all your drops done? Have any time left over for a trip to the Ponderosa or mini-golf? Me, I hit the beach on Saturday up in Gloucester, pretty nice time. Hit my buddy's house that night for a little get-together with friends. Lots of fun. So come on, let's hear all about the Goofus weekend.
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  #222 (permalink)  
Old 2007-08-28
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I am so upset that my new BFF's Goofus and Branch$$$ didn't respond. I really want to hear about their weekends, you know, how was work, did you get all your drops done? Have any time left over for a trip to the Ponderosa or mini-golf? Me, I hit the beach on Saturday up in Gloucester, pretty nice time. Hit my buddy's house that night for a little get-together with friends. Lots of fun. So come on, let's hear all about the Goofus weekend.

SALT ON THE WOUND!
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  #223 (permalink)  
Old 2007-08-28
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I have a serious question and I hope that Goofus or Branch$$$ or someother E-chimp will actually put down the green kool-aid and answer. The line whenever someone quits is that they couldn't hack it. Didn't have what it takes. Branch$$$ has gone on a few times about the qualities an ARM has that make them succesful and has stated that he hopes to be an ARM in give or take 2 years. Correct do far? Good. Well my question is this, I worked at ERAC for 3+ years and in that time so lots of people quit or be let go. This started at the bottom with car preps and interns and went right up to ARMs and RRMs. How long does one have to work at this company before you cannot use the line, "couldn't hack it"? I mean, if someone attained the level of RRM it seems that they could hack it no problem. Even ARM seems that they could hack it, they must have known what they were doing. Yet anytime someone leaves it is the same line. How come it is never, "They found something better."? I am being sincere and I want a serious response. Or is it always, no matter what, that a person couldn't hack it? If Andy Taylor left ERAC tomorrow to start his own company would you say he couldn't hack it?
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Old 2007-08-28
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Either that or he "failed to see the big picture."
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Old 2007-08-28
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I guess Goofus got bounced for good!
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Old 2007-08-28
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I have a serious question and I hope that Goofus or Branch$$$ or someother E-chimp will actually put down the green kool-aid and answer. The line whenever someone quits is that they couldn't hack it. Didn't have what it takes. Branch$$$ has gone on a few times about the qualities an ARM has that make them succesful and has stated that he hopes to be an ARM in give or take 2 years. Correct do far? Good. Well my question is this, I worked at ERAC for 3+ years and in that time so lots of people quit or be let go. This started at the bottom with car preps and interns and went right up to ARMs and RRMs. How long does one have to work at this company before you cannot use the line, "couldn't hack it"? I mean, if someone attained the level of RRM it seems that they could hack it no problem. Even ARM seems that they could hack it, they must have known what they were doing. Yet anytime someone leaves it is the same line. How come it is never, "They found something better."? I am being sincere and I want a serious response. Or is it always, no matter what, that a person couldn't hack it? If Andy Taylor left ERAC tomorrow to start his own company would you say he couldn't hack it?
I couldn't hack it and quit about 3 months ago after four years with the company. I was unable to hack a crappy wage, a long drive to work, being treated like crap from customers all while keeping a smile on my face, long hours, and the constant lies of growth and movement. I couldn't hack it alright. I was able to find a job that I could hack where I get paid a lot more, work a lot less, receive better benefits and feel respected by my peers.

You have to understand that Enterprise works hard at painting a bleak picture of the outside world, and in that world Enterprise is the only solid company. Enterprise describes the outside world as being in constant turmoil with companies always laying off people and providing no internal growth. It's due to these scare tactics (similar to selling the duplicate coverage insurance) that cause people to stay.

If Enterprise started describing movement to other companies as "found something better," than people might actually get a wild idea that they could be worth more than the $12/hour with a college degree. It could give hope to the level 1's and 2's that something is better outside Enterprise. A mass exodus could ensue at Enterprise which could cause Uncle Andy to shell out a little more money from his pocket to be competitive with the wages of other companies. It's best to continue to paint a bleak picture of the outside world all while paying a wage that has some sweat shop owners envious.
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Old 2007-08-28
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I couldn't hack it and quit about 3 months ago after four years with the company. I was unable to hack a crappy wage, a long drive to work, being treated like crap from customers all while keeping a smile on my face, long hours, and the constant lies of growth and movement. I couldn't hack it alright. I was able to find a job that I could hack where I get paid a lot more, work a lot less, receive better benefits and feel respected by my peers.

You have to understand that Enterprise works hard at painting a bleak picture of the outside world, and in that world Enterprise is the only solid company. Enterprise describes the outside world as being in constant turmoil with companies always laying off people and providing no internal growth. It's due to these scare tactics (similar to selling the duplicate coverage insurance) that cause people to stay.

If Enterprise started describing movement to other companies as "found something better," than people might actually get a wild idea that they could be worth more than the $12/hour with a college degree. It could give hope to the level 1's and 2's that something is better outside Enterprise. A mass exodus could ensue at Enterprise which could cause Uncle Andy to shell out a little more money from his pocket to be competitive with the wages of other companies. It's best to continue to paint a bleak picture of the outside world all while paying a wage that has some sweat shop owners envious.

Carefull what you say about working ridiculous hours and dont complain about washing cars in a full suit or skirt...the pro erac posters will accuse you of being lazy and not a hard worker. Also if you say anything about having to work in extreme weather conditons you will be told not to bitch and "think about the men and women in Iraq and the conditions they are in"

yea thats a pretty close comparison...people risking their lives for freedom and people renting cars.
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Old 2007-08-28
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Carefull what you say about working ridiculous hours and dont complain about washing cars in a full suit or skirt...the pro erac posters will accuse you of being lazy and not a hard worker. Also if you say anything about having to work in extreme weather conditons you will be told not to bitch and "think about the men and women in Iraq and the conditions they are in"

yea thats a pretty close comparison...people risking their lives for freedom and people renting cars.
You got to be kidding? Someone made an Iraq comparison to e-chimping?
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Old 2007-08-28
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You got to be kidding? Someone made an Iraq comparison to e-chimping?
YES...guess who

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Just think of the guys who are fighting in iraq where its 140 degrees every day! before you complain about how hard your job is !! lol you guys are coming across as total pu$$ies afraid to get your nails dirty

BUT THE BOTTOM LINE IS THAT NO BODY EVER PROMISED U A ROSE GARDEN, SO TAKE IT LIKE A MAN AND PULL URSELFS BY UR BOOT STRAPS

IM PROOF THAT IT CAN AND DOES WORKOUT ALRIGHT."
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I know you're shocked!
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Old 2007-08-28
Title: Senior Member
Rank: Failing Enterprise Regional Vice President (5,000-9,999 Posts)
 
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YES...guess who

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"branch $$$ manager Posts: n/a

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Just think of the guys who are fighting in iraq where its 140 degrees every day! before you complain about how hard your job is !! lol you guys are coming across as total pu$$ies afraid to get your nails dirty

BUT THE BOTTOM LINE IS THAT NO BODY EVER PROMISED U A ROSE GARDEN, SO TAKE IT LIKE A MAN AND PULL URSELFS BY UR BOOT STRAPS

IM PROOF THAT IT CAN AND DOES WORKOUT ALRIGHT."
************************************************** *******

I know you're shocked!
Wow, I missed that one. Thanks for the reminder of the ignorance that e-chimps display on a daily basis.
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