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off till monday at 6am
taking a test right now and i have to write a bullshit paper for a class i'm taking
proly watch some football tomorrow, smoke a little chron that i've been hoarding, and generally relax all weekend.
that little headache that starts in the back of your head on sat, dreading the monday ERAC rush of returns and rentals, is nowhere to be found.
yeah work always sucks on monday, but it's 100% better than the erac retail hell mondays.

Originally Posted by Branch$$$isaloser

Weekend time! Let's do something a bit different. I am not going to speak of my weekend plans although they are very fun and involve a certain concert at Gillette Stadium and a lot of tailgating with about 2 dozen other people. But alas, I want current ERACers to show some balls and say what they will be doing this weekend. C'mon, we know you will do something after you leave work on Saturday and before the Sunday jitters start. Football opening weekend, let's here it. Man up Goofus and Branch$$$, I want answers.

Let's see, Where should I start? I am BM and I took the afternoon off to celebrate my million dollar commision check I made last month. Took Monday off too! I'm taking a private jet I rented with 10 of my closest friends tonight to RIO where we will party for 3 nights, first class all the way.

I will return on Monday night and be back in my branch early Tuesday morning for some CDW training my AM asked to put on b/c I am such a stud.
After that I will probably go out and bring some donuts to my best accounts.

Next month I'm taking my friends again Vegas this time and staying in the Playboy suite at the Palms.
It's so great to work for ERAC and make so much money!

[usedtoworkhere]

Originally Posted by I'm Loaded

Let's see, Where should I start? I am BM and I took the afternoon off to celebrate my million dollar commision check I made last month. Took Monday off too! I'm taking a private jet I rented with 10 of my closest friends tonight to RIO where we will party for 3 nights, first class all the way.

I will return on Monday night and be back in my branch early Tuesday morning for some CDW training my AM asked to put on b/c I am such a stud.
After that I will probably go out and bring some donuts to my best accounts.

Next month I'm taking my friends again Vegas this time and staying in the Playboy suite at the Palms.
It's so great to work for ERAC and make so much money!

HAHA!

I hope Goofus read this and was like "YEA RIGHT ON BROTHER" but then realized the obvious sarcasm...poor goofus!

[usedtoworkhere]

Originally Posted by Branch$$$isaloser

Weekend time! Let's do something a bit different. I am not going to speak of my weekend plans although they are very fun and involve a certain concert at Gillette Stadium and a lot of tailgating with about 2 dozen other people. But alas, I want current ERACers to show some balls and say what they will be doing this weekend. C'mon, we know you will do something after you leave work on Saturday and before the Sunday jitters start. Football opening weekend, let's here it. Man up Goofus and Branch$$$, I want answers.

funny how the current ERACers aren't posting! Unfortunately, I left work early today because I was sick...how nice to be able to call it quits when you aren't feeling well, we all know you cant do that at ERAC even if you are sick as a dog. At least I was working from home...just had to shut off the PC forward the phone and off to bed. I feel much better now.

Great weekend ahead...its supposed to be wicked hot in New England tomorrow, hopefully I'll be catching some sun outside and watching some football with my fiance all weekend. Nice weekend to just relax, have a few drinks, hang out! Have a good one y'all!

Ahhhhhhh, the weekend is creeping up now since we get out at noon on Fridays. What about you little e-chimp? How tough is it to put in 80 hours a week with no vacations!!! HAHAHA

[Branch$$$isaloser]

Everybody's working for the weekend! How great is it that it's Friday? And what a weekend. Patriots and Chargers on Sunday night, Sox and Yanks all weekend. No work until Monday morning. Well, for non-eracers anyways. I'm really sad that my best good buddy in the whole world Goofus doesn't say hi no more. Man, that stinks. ANd after I even threw him a bone a few weeks ago with the whole labor day post. Oh well, weekend plans. Lots of relaxation! Little date with the wife tomorrow night, dinner in the North End, then to a cigar/martini bar for after dinner treats, then grab a bottle of wine and head home for the night. Sunday, grab some brunch, and just sort of kick back. I know what you're thinking, "No NH, no Cape Cod, no going away to Maine?!" Nope, after the past month of being on the go from Friday afternoon until late Sunday night I need a break. ANd the good thing is, no thinking about work until 9:00 AM Monday morning. Hey ERACers, be honest, at what time on Sunday do you start getting the shakes? I would get them right after the Pats game ended, around 4:00. Still the same time? Earlier? Just curious.

It's me again, the richest and best BM in ERAC history.
Rio was outstanding last week! dropped about $50K over 4 days, no big deal, just a little dent out of my last ERAC comm. check.
I had a great week of work, ran tight sold lots of dub so I woke up this am and decided to stay home. Called my Area Manager and he is cool with it because I make him so much money. I have plenty of staff at my office so it's no big deal.
A little dinner planned at Abe and Louie's tonight, party of 12, all on me of course.
Then we're all headed to Fenway for the game tonight. Look for me on TV, I'll be the young good looking guy with an ERAC t-shirt on, you know the one, the one with the giant green license plate on it. When facing home plate just look a little left, front row, can't miss me.
Not sure about Saturday yet, I have a chartered plane on hold as I am itching to go snorkeling and a little fishing in the Abaco's. We'll see how I feel in the am. I too, have been real busy all summer so I need a bit of a rest I think.
Month is looking pretty good with a couple of weeks left. I am now only projecting about $900,000 comm check. Don't think I'll get to 7 figures as I did last month. Still not bad though.

Originally Posted by Branch$$$isaloser

Everybody's working for the weekend! How great is it that it's Friday? And what a weekend. Patriots and Chargers on Sunday night, Sox and Yanks all weekend. No work until Monday morning. Well, for non-eracers anyways. I'm really sad that my best good buddy in the whole world Goofus doesn't say hi no more. Man, that stinks. ANd after I even threw him a bone a few weeks ago with the whole labor day post. Oh well, weekend plans. Lots of relaxation! Little date with the wife tomorrow night, dinner in the North End, then to a cigar/martini bar for after dinner treats, then grab a bottle of wine and head home for the night. Sunday, grab some brunch, and just sort of kick back. I know what you're thinking, "No NH, no Cape Cod, no going away to Maine?!" Nope, after the past month of being on the go from Friday afternoon until late Sunday night I need a break. ANd the good thing is, no thinking about work until 9:00 AM Monday morning. Hey ERACers, be honest, at what time on Sunday do you start getting the shakes? I would get them right after the Pats game ended, around 4:00. Still the same time? Earlier? Just curious.

Why bother coming onto to this website just because you couldn't hack the Emterprise work ethics? Alot of people in the company are making serious money and you just can't handle that can you? At Enterprise, people like you get weeded out early on so the real talent can rise to the top. Be happy with your Friday off, seems you do everything you can to avoid working you lazy bum.

[Branch$$$isaloser]

Originally Posted by The Real Goofus

Why bother coming onto to this website just because you couldn't hack the Emterprise work ethics? Alot of people in the company are making serious money and you just can't handle that can you? At Enterprise, people like you get weeded out early on so the real talent can rise to the top. Be happy with your Friday off, seems you do everything you can to avoid working you lazy bum.

I am at work. My motto is, "Work smarter, not harder" You're just jealous because you don't have the skills or ability to go out and find something better. You pissed away college and have a worthless degree that will only find you a job like ERAC. If you do infact work for ERAC I bet you are an Assitant Manager, still holding out that you will hit the ERAC lottery and make those 6 figs, still telling all the MT's and MA's that "the cream rises" and the rest of that bullshit. Believe me, I paid my dues, took the leap and have a great job. Why should a job be stressful? Why should I lie awake at night dreading the upcoming day? Why should I have a job where it is acceptable to superiors that people yell and swear at you on a daily basis? I mean seriously, since when is that working hard? I come in everyday at about 8:15, take lunch at 12:30 and head home at 4:30. If something urgent is needed I will come in earlier, work thtough lunch or stay late. No big deal. When my review and raise comes around that is noticed. At ERAC it is mandatory, the hours may say 8-6 but we all know it's 7:15-whenever with no lunch. SO, because I decide that I am going to work smarter, make more money than I did at ERAC and have better hours and work with professional people that makes me a lazy bum. Dude, you have got to knock off the kool-aid my man. If you came to my office and worked with me for one day you would be shocked, You would be like, "Holy shit, this is what a REAL job is?!"

[usedtoworkhere]

Originally Posted by I'm Loaded!

It's me again, the richest and best BM in ERAC history.
Rio was outstanding last week! dropped about $50K over 4 days, no big deal, just a little dent out of my last ERAC comm. check.
I had a great week of work, ran tight sold lots of dub so I woke up this am and decided to stay home. Called my Area Manager and he is cool with it because I make him so much money. I have plenty of staff at my office so it's no big deal.
A little dinner planned at Abe and Louie's tonight, party of 12, all on me of course.
Then we're all headed to Fenway for the game tonight. Look for me on TV, I'll be the young good looking guy with an ERAC t-shirt on, you know the one, the one with the giant green license plate on it. When facing home plate just look a little left, front row, can't miss me.
Not sure about Saturday yet, I have a chartered plane on hold as I am itching to go snorkeling and a little fishing in the Abaco's. We'll see how I feel in the am. I too, have been real busy all summer so I need a bit of a rest I think.
Month is looking pretty good with a couple of weeks left. I am now only projecting about $900,000 comm check. Don't think I'll get to 7 figures as I did last month. Still not bad though.

Oh god I am just laughing my ass off right now! Hey Goofus incase your brain is too small to figure it out this guy is being sarcastic so dont get excited!

B$MIAL, you know I look forward to the weekend updates but you have some competition for best posts with this. Pls dont stop the weekend updates though they are classic. I cant wait until holiday time since most of us non eracers get decent time off for the holidays and at my new job we get two days off for Turkey day. We'll all have to all share our plans. I wonder what awesome holiday gift ERAC is giving out this year...maybe a ERAC key chain which is also a bottle opener COOL!

Pretty quiet weekend for me...going out tonight with my fiance and a few friends for some drinks then we'll be getting up early tomorrow to go to a UMASS amherst football game (yea its not BC or anything but still fun and hey the tickets were free). If my fiance has it his way it will be another football weekend...just relaxing and watching the games. Maybe a little apple picking on Sunday if its nice. I love the fall. Have a good weekend everyone.