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Originally Posted by The Real Goofus

Why bother coming onto to this website just because you couldn't hack the Emterprise work ethics? Alot of people in the company are making serious money and you just can't handle that can you? At Enterprise, people like you get weeded out early on so the real talent can rise to the top. Be happy with your Friday off, seems you do everything you can to avoid working you lazy bum.

The question is why do people like you come on this site. And what the hell do you mean by "couldnt hack the Enterprise work ethics"? Do you mean we couldnt handle the lying to people, ripping people off, and the way employees and upper management treat each other like shit. Then the answer is yes I couldn't. You probably are a BM and in that case you are the reason I left ERAC I couldnt handle working for ill motivated, unintelligent people anymore.

get a clue you douche!

Originally Posted by I'm Loaded!

It's me again, the richest and best BM in ERAC history.
Rio was outstanding last week! dropped about $50K over 4 days, no big deal, just a little dent out of my last ERAC comm. check.
I had a great week of work, ran tight sold lots of dub so I woke up this am and decided to stay home. Called my Area Manager and he is cool with it because I make him so much money. I have plenty of staff at my office so it's no big deal.
A little dinner planned at Abe and Louie's tonight, party of 12, all on me of course.
Then we're all headed to Fenway for the game tonight. Look for me on TV, I'll be the young good looking guy with an ERAC t-shirt on, you know the one, the one with the giant green license plate on it. When facing home plate just look a little left, front row, can't miss me.
Not sure about Saturday yet, I have a chartered plane on hold as I am itching to go snorkeling and a little fishing in the Abaco's. We'll see how I feel in the am. I too, have been real busy all summer so I need a bit of a rest I think.
Month is looking pretty good with a couple of weeks left. I am now only projecting about $900,000 comm check. Don't think I'll get to 7 figures as I did last month. Still not bad though.

Uh, the Cubs are NOT IN FENWAY TONIGHT!! THEY HAVE A THREE DAY ROAD TRIP IN ST LOUIS. See The Official Site of The Chicago Cubs: Schedule: 2007 Cubs Schedule

If you're gonna lie at least get your damn facts straight. Loser. HA HA HA HA

Originally Posted by Cub Fan

Uh, the Cubs are NOT IN FENWAY TONIGHT!! THEY HAVE A THREE DAY ROAD TRIP IN ST LOUIS. See The Official Site of The Chicago Cubs: Schedule: 2007 Cubs Schedule

If you're gonna lie at least get your damn facts straight. Loser. HA HA HA HA

Hey retard! Who said anything about the cubs???
Sox vs. Yankees
What planet are you from????????????

Originally Posted by Branch$$$isaloser

Everybody's working for the weekend! How great is it that it's Friday? And what a weekend. Patriots and Chargers on Sunday night, Sox and Yanks all weekend. No work until Monday morning. Well, for non-eracers anyways. I'm really sad that my best good buddy in the whole world Goofus doesn't say hi no more. Man, that stinks. ANd after I even threw him a bone a few weeks ago with the whole labor day post. Oh well, weekend plans. Lots of relaxation! Little date with the wife tomorrow night, dinner in the North End, then to a cigar/martini bar for after dinner treats, then grab a bottle of wine and head home for the night. Sunday, grab some brunch, and just sort of kick back. I know what you're thinking, "No NH, no Cape Cod, no going away to Maine?!" Nope, after the past month of being on the go from Friday afternoon until late Sunday night I need a break. ANd the good thing is, no thinking about work until 9:00 AM Monday morning. Hey ERACers, be honest, at what time on Sunday do you start getting the shakes? I would get them right after the Pats game ended, around 4:00. Still the same time? Earlier? Just curious.

Screw off Robert!

[The Real Goofus]

Originally Posted by The Real Goofus

Screw off Robert!

stop impersunating me vagaina breath!

Originally Posted by The Real Goofus

stop impersunating me vagaina breath!

You guys all suck.

[Branch$$$isaloser]

Wow, the weeks are just flying! Time for the weekend update. Had a quiet weekend last week, nice to relax and take a breath. it is supposed to be nice in Boston this weekend, probably the last nice one of the year, would hate to be working or thinking about work. Guess I'll leave work today about 4, head home and chill. Then tonight head to a friend's house for a little get together before going to a bar to check out a band. Not too much but hey, at least no work in the morning. Then tomorrow morning, while Goofus is dragging his hung-over, pizza smelling ass into the office, dropping beer farts and searching for the keys to the Tahoe that is blocking his fleet in, I will get up, throw on some shorts and head to this nice cafe down the street. I'll sit outside, enjoy my ice coffee and breakfast burrito and just chill. Ahhh! Sunday will be all about football as the Pats kill the Bills but I digress, the important thing is that I will be relaxing and having no worries. All because I couldn't hack it. Now I know that ERAC drains all of your imagination and originality, but I know Goofus can come up with something witty to say...right?

Had a big turn around this week so it looks like I will make a 7 figure comm. check this month after all. I went into the branch this morning, slapped a few high fives, a few asses and decided to come home for the day so I can plan next weeks celebration at the Palms. Playboy suite is booked and I am now just trying to coordinate the air travel for everyone. I am bringing 15 on this trip, again all on me of course. My personal assistant is a rock star and really helps me coordinate my awesome life.
I think my MT's and Assistant Manager are pissed they aren't invited but screw'em, I am the BM and run the ship! Our branch is doing so well that it won't be long before they are promoted anyways.

Never made it to the Abaco's last week so I am heading out tonight on private charter from Norwood. Thought about staying in Beantown for the weekend, but screw it, can't beat fishing and snorkeling in the Bahamas. My new celebrity girlfriend is going to come along. She's still real private about our relationship but I will let you know who she is soon or maybe you hear about it on ET.

Just want to give a huge shout out to the Taylor family for giving me the opportunity to run my own branch and making me a multi-millionaire!!!

Originally Posted by Im' Loaded

Had a big turn around this week so it looks like I will make a 7 figure comm. check this month after all. I went into the branch this morning, slapped a few high fives, a few asses and decided to come home for the day so I can plan next weeks celebration at the Palms. Playboy suite is booked and I am now just trying to coordinate the air travel for everyone. I am bringing 15 on this trip, again all on me of course. My personal assistant is a rock star and really helps me coordinate my awesome life.
I think my MT's and Assistant Manager are pissed they aren't invited but screw'em, I am the BM and run the ship! Our branch is doing so well that it won't be long before they are promoted anyways.

Never made it to the Abaco's last week so I am heading out tonight on private charter from Norwood. Thought about staying in Beantown for the weekend, but screw it, can't beat fishing and snorkeling in the Bahamas. My new celebrity girlfriend is going to come along. She's still real private about our relationship but I will let you know who she is soon or maybe you hear about it on ET.

Just want to give a huge shout out to the Taylor family for giving me the opportunity to run my own branch and making me a multi-millionaire!!!

With all you ERAC claims of fortune and fame could you at least respond to the corresondence that has been mailed out to you for your back union dues? If we don't receive your back dues by Monday of next week, your membership to the Actors Guild will be revoked!

Originally Posted by Actors Guild

With all you ERAC claims of fortune and fame could you at least respond to the corresondence that has been mailed out to you for your back union dues? If we don't receive your back dues by Monday of next week, your membership to the Actors Guild will be revoked!

sarcasm you doofus


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