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  #301 (permalink)  
Old 2007-09-25
hekiliko'olau hekiliko'olau is offline
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Someone needs to get a real job. Let me ask you a question Mr. williams, how proud are your parents of you that they paid all that money for you to go to school to end up working in retail and washing cars? Bet they get all proud hanging with the neighbors whose kids are doctors or lawyers or architects or in a real business and then your dad tells about how you sold dub last month and delivered donuts to the local body shop. Must make them feel like their money was well spent. How does it feel to be a glorified taxi driver/car wash/rental jockey? I quit ERAC but I did it to make more money...how does that make me a quitter? Simple math...take your salary and divide it by your hours worked, probably come out to 10 or 11 an hour. I think I'll take my $30 an hour if that's ok by you...turd.
What do you mean? As intelligent and driven as he is, I'm sure he had a full ride scholarship to college! I'm sure his parent's are looking forward to him taking great care of them with his big salary when they retire.
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Old 2007-09-25
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Steve, you do know that there are better things to do with your life than come on this site to call everyone that quit a "loser who can't hack it". You do realize that there are more people out there that have quit enterprsie than have worked for them, right? I hope you do also realize this site is not intended to praise ERAC at all. In fact, it was created with the opposite intention.

But, I guess if you have to call everyone else a quitter just to make yourself feel better, then it IS cheaper than therapy. Really though, steve, do you want to talk about your feelings a bit? Feel free to cry on my shoulder for a little bit.

I just don't know why you're on here so much if you still work at ERAC and also "have a girlfriend". Shouldn't you be spending time with her rather than being online all the time?
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Old 2007-09-25
usedtoworkhere usedtoworkhere is offline
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Steve, you do know that there are better things to do with your life than come on this site to call everyone that quit a "loser who can't hack it". You do realize that there are more people out there that have quit enterprsie than have worked for them, right? I hope you do also realize this site is not intended to praise ERAC at all. In fact, it was created with the opposite intention.

But, I guess if you have to call everyone else a quitter just to make yourself feel better, then it IS cheaper than therapy. Really though, steve, do you want to talk about your feelings a bit? Feel free to cry on my shoulder for a little bit.

I just don't know why you're on here so much if you still work at ERAC and also "have a girlfriend". Shouldn't you be spending time with her rather than being online all the time?

hm no responses from Steve...must of went to bed at 8 to get ready for his 12 hour day tomorrow.

And his girlfriend works for ERAC too supposedly so he had from 7am to 7:30 pm to kill until she got home. Did you at least cook her dinner on your day off Steve or is it a #2 and #5 supersized for you and your lady friend?
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  #304 (permalink)  
Old 2007-09-25
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I'm off today. Ah ha! You think we work 7 days a week. That puts that stupid myth out to pasture now doesn't it?
No, we all know you don't work 7 days a week... remember, we all used to work there so you can't really bullshit us.

Regardless, even though you might brag about NOT working 7 days a week, you DO in fact work 6 days a week, so guess what? Your life still sucks!
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Old 2007-09-26
Steve Williams
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All of you quitters sure like putting out misinformation I noticed. I work 7A-6P M-F one week and then the next week 7A-6P M W Th F and 8A-4P on a Saturday. One week is 50 hours the next is 47. And yes, I do take an hour lunch and I actually go home for it! Holy shit! Keep spreading the lies you gutless quitters!
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Old 2007-09-26
Branch$$$isaloser Branch$$$isaloser is offline
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All of you quitters sure like putting out misinformation I noticed. I work 7A-6P M-F one week and then the next week 7A-6P M W Th F and 8A-4P on a Saturday. One week is 50 hours the next is 47. And yes, I do take an hour lunch and I actually go home for it! Holy shit! Keep spreading the lies you gutless quitters!
Just think, while you're at work I am still sleeping. And when you are just getting out of work I am already home and kicking back. And on those saturdays I am away having fun with friends and family and not thinking about work. ANd I know for a fact you don't leave work right at 6 or 4 or whenever. ANd you do not take a lunch everyday for an hour. You're just so envious of everyone else here. I know that you are an MT and that you make shit, probably $33K per year and you are coming here spouting off all the bs your BM gives you so you don't quit and leave them high and dry and fuck up the retention numbers. That is where your facts come, you heard the trainer tell you that and you bought right into it. Hey, how does it feel to know that your ERAC gf banged every other guy in the branch??
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Old 2007-09-26
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All of you quitters sure like putting out misinformation I noticed. I work 7A-6P M-F one week and then the next week 7A-6P M W Th F and 8A-4P on a Saturday. One week is 50 hours the next is 47. And yes, I do take an hour lunch and I actually go home for it! Holy shit! Keep spreading the lies you gutless quitters!


Steve, I'm beginning to think you don't actually work for ERAC.

Two days a in a row you're on this site during the day. You can't get to this site at an ERAC office.

So, either you don't work for the company because they probably fired you (because we all know you wouldn't quit because quitters just "couldn't hack a crappy job"), or you are not doing your job and fucking around online at home and are thus a poor employee that SHOULD be fired.

So, which is it?

And if you love ERAC so much you probably should not be posting on and participating in a website that is dedicated to how dishonest of a company ERAC has become. You will always be outnumbered here, so it might be in your best interest, and in your beloved ERAC's best interest, to start concentrating on your work, and not on this site. You claim to take an hour lunch everyday, yet you are wasting it on this site? Since you love ERAC so much you should probably be taking a half hour lunch if you have so much time to spare.
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Old 2007-09-28
usedtoworkhere usedtoworkhere is offline
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Where is the weekend update?

Hey how about we get a weekend update from Goofus, branch $$$manager, or our new friend Stevie?
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Old 2007-09-28
I'm Loaded
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Another weekend is here. Had a solid week and 7 figure comm check for month is a lock now. Got wasted last night at my Branch meeting. Had the whole crew out at Chili's for apps and drinks. Woke up late this am so called my Area Manager and told him I wasn't coming in today. My MT's and Assistant Manager have my back though, they will cover things today no problem. We only have 27 reservations today. 15 before 9:00am but we had a couple cars on the lot so they should be OK.
I am off to the Vegas tonight anyways for my celebration, Palms here we come. Private Charter leaves Norwood at 4:30pm. I had my personal assistant buy me a new wardrobe for the trip, gave him $50,000 to get it done. I am going to look tight! in Vegas this weekend.
No celeb girlfriend this weekend, just the guys.

I was going to bring $1,000,000 in cash this weekend.
Hey Robert, do you think that is enough? I'll keep an eye out for you parking cars at the Flamingo!
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Old 2007-09-28
I'm a Loaded Liar
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Another weekend is here. Had a solid week and 7 figure comm check for month is a lock now. Got wasted last night at my Branch meeting. Had the whole crew out at Chili's for apps and drinks. Woke up late this am so called my Area Manager and told him I wasn't coming in today. My MT's and Assistant Manager have my back though, they will cover things today no problem. We only have 27 reservations today. 15 before 9:00am but we had a couple cars on the lot so they should be OK.
I am off to the Vegas tonight anyways for my celebration, Palms here we come. Private Charter leaves Norwood at 4:30pm. I had my personal assistant buy me a new wardrobe for the trip, gave him $50,000 to get it done. I am going to look tight! in Vegas this weekend.
No celeb girlfriend this weekend, just the guys.

I was going to bring $1,000,000 in cash this weekend.
Hey Robert, do you think that is enough? I'll keep an eye out for you parking cars at the Flamingo!
This post reeks of b.s. just like his other posts. Not one iota of proof on any of his posts. Posting and reality are two different things chimp. A monthly 7 figure commission check? Even your imagination is straining to believe that one! Now go wash my car.
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