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Old 2007-09-28
Branch$$$isaloser Branch$$$isaloser is offline
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This post reeks of b.s. just like his other posts. Not one iota of proof on any of his posts. Posting and reality are two different things chimp. A monthly 7 figure commission check? Even your imagination is straining to believe that one! Now go wash my car.
Wow, someone has never heard of sarcasm before.
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Old 2007-09-28
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This post reeks of b.s. just like his other posts. Not one iota of proof on any of his posts. Posting and reality are two different things chimp. A monthly 7 figure commission check? Even your imagination is straining to believe that one! Now go wash my car.
I'm the richest Branch Manager in ERAC history. I have made monthly million dollar commission checks for the past 2 years. I live the life most of you only dream of. I probably made more money in the past 2 years than you will make for your entire life.
I am living proof of the ERAC dream.
As soon as I become an Area Manager I think I will make 8 figure commission checks.
I'm told that if I keep it up I will make area manager in a couple more years.
I can't wait.
Another shout out to the Taylor family for making me "Rich Biiiaaatch!"
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The real weekend update. You know, it gets kind of sad that real e-toons don't respond and clue us in on their weekends. ALthough, it is EOM tomorrow so that means no getting out right at noon or one or whenever, Man that stinks. Anyways, headed to my place up in NH for a little R&R with the wife. Do some shopping, grab some dinner and drinks, just peace and quiet. Not too exciting, but next week is going to be a hoot to all the e-turds, since they all have to work on Columbus Day...hahaha.
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Old 2007-09-28
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The real weekend update. You know, it gets kind of sad that real e-toons don't respond and clue us in on their weekends. ALthough, it is EOM tomorrow so that means no getting out right at noon or one or whenever, Man that stinks. Anyways, headed to my place up in NH for a little R&R with the wife. Do some shopping, grab some dinner and drinks, just peace and quiet. Not too exciting, but next week is going to be a hoot to all the e-turds, since they all have to work on Columbus Day...hahaha.
what a lazy fuck!
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Old 2007-09-28
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This post reeks of b.s. just like his other posts. Not one iota of proof on any of his posts. Posting and reality are two different things chimp. A monthly 7 figure commission check? Even your imagination is straining to believe that one! Now go wash my car.

Wow, you are um... special.
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what a lazy fuck!
What up Stevie!!!!! How's it hangin??? So, you ready for EOM tomorrow? Hope you don't have any neons missing! Don't forget to do a cash box before you go home or your ARM will be pissed! Hey, enjoy work tomorrow, really I hope you do. I'm actually just getting ready to punch out of here for the weekend. Got some last minute stuff to take care of and then see ya! I love how jealous you get, knowing that I work smarter than you. You don't have to put in 70 hour weeks and clean cars to work hard. I mean, that's insane. Nope, I'll take my desk job, put in my time, a little OT and be good. As long as I get my 5 weeks vacation and 11 holidays it's all good. Have a swell day tomorrow. And thanks for stopping by to say hello.
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what a lazy fuck!

STEVEN! didn't your mom ever teach you that if you don't have anything nice to say then don't say anything at all.
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What up Stevie!!!!! How's it hangin??? So, you ready for EOM tomorrow? Hope you don't have any neons missing! Don't forget to do a cash box before you go home or your ARM will be pissed! Hey, enjoy work tomorrow, really I hope you do. I'm actually just getting ready to punch out of here for the weekend. Got some last minute stuff to take care of and then see ya! I love how jealous you get, knowing that I work smarter than you. You don't have to put in 70 hour weeks and clean cars to work hard. I mean, that's insane. Nope, I'll take my desk job, put in my time, a little OT and be good. As long as I get my 5 weeks vacation and 11 holidays it's all good. Have a swell day tomorrow. And thanks for stopping by to say hello.
Shut up Robert!
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The real weekend update. You know, it gets kind of sad that real e-toons don't respond and clue us in on their weekends. ALthough, it is EOM tomorrow so that means no getting out right at noon or one or whenever, Man that stinks. Anyways, headed to my place up in NH for a little R&R with the wife. Do some shopping, grab some dinner and drinks, just peace and quiet. Not too exciting, but next week is going to be a hoot to all the e-turds, since they all have to work on Columbus Day...hahaha.
Oh Boy EOM....how could I forget, those sure were the good old days. In the office until 8 or 8:30pm when they fall on a weekday or 2 or 2:30pm on a Saturday. My BM would always bring in a bucket of KFC chicken or a pizza, or some similar shit food though so of course that made it all better! I usually like to eat breakfast, lunch, and dinner all at the same time anyway so I didn't mind. The good thing about EOM is after being on your feet for 10 hours you get to actually sit down. And Stevie, I don't think you even work for ERAC because if you did you wouldn't have time to post shit all day.

So, I'm working from home today like I do every Friday. I was thinking when I get off at 5 to drive by the local ERAC branch to watch the employees run around and clean cars...I heard some people on this site say that's fun. Then when my fiance gets home we're going to go shopping for some house stuff then a nice dinner for two.

I can't wait until Saturday, got some friends coming over to hang out. Its going to be cooler out so I think we'll start up the backyard fireplace and just chill out and drink. Then Sunday it will be a nice sleep in, late breakfast, watch football day. I think I might work from home Monday too...what the heck it will make for a nice long weekend!

that reminds me, can anyone recommend a good pumpkin beer? I'm more of a wine girl so I'm not sure.
TGIF...have a good weekend everyone! except you Steve
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Oh Boy EOM....how could I forget, those sure were the good old days. In the office until 8 or 8:30pm when they fall on a weekday or 2 or 2:30pm on a Saturday. My BM would always bring in a bucket of KFC chicken or a pizza, or some similar shit food though so of course that made it all better! I usually like to eat breakfast, lunch, and dinner all at the same time anyway so I didn't mind. The good thing about EOM is after being on your feet for 10 hours you get to actually sit down. And Stevie, I don't think you even work for ERAC because if you did you wouldn't have time to post shit all day.

So, I'm working from home today like I do every Friday. I was thinking when I get off at 5 to drive by the local ERAC branch to watch the employees run around and clean cars...I heard some people on this site say that's fun. Then when my fiance gets home we're going to go shopping for some house stuff then a nice dinner for two.

I can't wait until Saturday, got some friends coming over to hang out. Its going to be cooler out so I think we'll start up the backyard fireplace and just chill out and drink. Then Sunday it will be a nice sleep in, late breakfast, watch football day. I think I might work from home Monday too...what the heck it will make for a nice long weekend!

that reminds me, can anyone recommend a good pumpkin beer? I'm more of a wine girl so I'm not sure.
TGIF...have a good weekend everyone! except you Steve
Big fan of Sam Adams and/or harpoon Oktoberfest. Mighty tasty. That sounds like a great weekend you got going. Today is my 4 year wedding anniv. so that is why we are getting out of town. next weekend is going to be the best, headed down to Foxboro for the game...but I don't want to spoil next weeks issue of weekend update. By stevie!!
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