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Old 2007-11-16
usedtoworkhere usedtoworkhere is offline
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Robert = Usedtoworkhere. Your so pathetic it's starting to piss me off.
Hi Doucheface,

I can see why you ERACers call ex eracers "robert" because its fucking annoying as hell.

I am not Robert or B$MIAL, they are both obviously males and I am a female. I worked in GP48 Western Mass. You can see many posts made by me in the GP48 thread where I talk about myself and my experiences in my two years at ERAC. I know B$MIAL is from the Boston area but he worked in GP10 and we dont know each other. I have no clue who Robert is and I dont care. When someone says something negative about ERAC you can't think of anything better to say than "shut up Robert" ? You truely honestly believe that 3 different posters are the same people? A lot of people dont like ERAC, you work for a shit company... deal with it. Now, go overbook those 9.99 Weekend Specials and dont forget to force the 76 yr old grandma that reserved a chevy Malibu, rent the Cargo Van that you dont want sitting on your books over the weekend.
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Old 2007-11-16
Branch$$$isaloser Branch$$$isaloser is offline
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Hi Doucheface,

I can see why you ERACers call ex eracers "robert" because its fucking annoying as hell.

I am not Robert or B$MIAL, they are both obviously males and I am a female. I worked in GP48 Western Mass. You can see many posts made by me in the GP48 thread where I talk about myself and my experiences in my two years at ERAC. I know B$MIAL is from the Boston area but he worked in GP10 and we dont know each other. I have no clue who Robert is and I dont care. When someone says something negative about ERAC you can't think of anything better to say than "shut up Robert" ? You truely honestly believe that 3 different posters are the same people? A lot of people dont like ERAC, you work for a shit company... deal with it. Now, go overbook those 9.99 Weekend Specials and dont forget to force the 76 yr old grandma that reserved a chevy Malibu, rent the Cargo Van that you dont want sitting on your books over the weekend.
These etoons are still bought into the whole Green Machine and can't believe that there is actually multiple people that did not believe ERAC was perfect and ANdy taylor the second coming. Anyways, WEEKEND UPDATE!!!!!!!!

So, got some friends coming over tonight, going to grab dinner at this great mexican place in Somerville. Good food, good drinks, great atmosphere. Nice. Either later tonight, depending on the margaritas, or early tomorrow will be heading to my place in NH for the weekend. Do a little Christmas shopping, enjoy the clean mountain air. Basically just relax in preparation for the craziness of the holidays. There is a little brew pub up there I want to hit, apparently they brew a really good German Dunkel beer which I have to try and see if it compares. Not like the Bud and Bud Light which flows at ERAC events! Then on Sunday night my 9-0 Patriots look to make it 10-0 by pummeling the Bills. That's it, pretty easy going weekend. Leading right to a short 2 1/2 day work week. That's right, only work Monday and Tuesday, Wednesday is a half day firm wide and off Thursday and Friday. So, come Friday while all the e-jokes are sitting in their offices I will roll out of bed and, well, do nothing. maybe start decking the halls and stuff. Comments welcome and I am still waiting for an eracer to tell me about his/her weekend.
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Old 2007-11-16
usedtoworkhere usedtoworkhere is offline
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These etoons are still bought into the whole Green Machine and can't believe that there is actually multiple people that did not believe ERAC was perfect and ANdy taylor the second coming. Anyways, WEEKEND UPDATE!!!!!!!!

So, got some friends coming over tonight, going to grab dinner at this great mexican place in Somerville. Good food, good drinks, great atmosphere. Nice. Either later tonight, depending on the margaritas, or early tomorrow will be heading to my place in NH for the weekend. Do a little Christmas shopping, enjoy the clean mountain air. Basically just relax in preparation for the craziness of the holidays. There is a little brew pub up there I want to hit, apparently they brew a really good German Dunkel beer which I have to try and see if it compares. Not like the Bud and Bud Light which flows at ERAC events! Then on Sunday night my 9-0 Patriots look to make it 10-0 by pummeling the Bills. That's it, pretty easy going weekend. Leading right to a short 2 1/2 day work week. That's right, only work Monday and Tuesday, Wednesday is a half day firm wide and off Thursday and Friday. So, come Friday while all the e-jokes are sitting in their offices I will roll out of bed and, well, do nothing. maybe start decking the halls and stuff. Comments welcome and I am still waiting for an eracer to tell me about his/her weekend.

Nice, I cannot wait until next week. Had a short week this week thanks to veteran's day then next week I'm working from home on Wednesday and have Thursday and Friday off for Turkey day.

No eracer is going to tell you about their weekend...because it blows to be them. You're just going to get a "shut up Robert" Working at ERAC is the worse during the holiday season. I can't wait to find out what great holiday gift ERAC is giving this year. I'll be getting a annual bonus...and a Turkey (yea i know...but hey free turkey).
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Old 2007-11-16
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I worked in gp49 for 13 miserable months from 01-02.

The sole highlight was meeting a gorgeous 30-something catalog photographer that I hit it off with (she was a customer, obviously) and ended up fucking on the side for a while.

To this day, I am still in shock that I wasted a year of my life working for that nightmare organization.

At 29, I am the marketing director for an 8 figure mail order business, and drive a vintage 911. I live ~1.5 miles from the ocean in S. RI. My life is not perfect, but it far and away beats being a broke ass 24 year old with no real skills, feeling beat down and depressed every day because you are doing something you KNOW is beneath you...

I used to be really bitter about the whole ERAC experience, but enough time has passed and enough good things have happened for me in life that I just feel sympathy now for those toiling away in those branches. God knows I drive past the Middletown and Narragansett RI ones on a daily basis.

Branch$$$isaloser, let me know if you are down my way. We can swap 'war stories' and laugh about what we've left behind.
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Old 2007-11-17
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These etoons are still bought into the whole Green Machine and can't believe that there is actually multiple people that did not believe ERAC was perfect and ANdy taylor the second coming. Anyways, WEEKEND UPDATE!!!!!!!!

So, got some friends coming over tonight, going to grab dinner at this great mexican place in Somerville. Good food, good drinks, great atmosphere. Nice. Either later tonight, depending on the margaritas, or early tomorrow will be heading to my place in NH for the weekend. Do a little Christmas shopping, enjoy the clean mountain air. Basically just relax in preparation for the craziness of the holidays. There is a little brew pub up there I want to hit, apparently they brew a really good German Dunkel beer which I have to try and see if it compares. Not like the Bud and Bud Light which flows at ERAC events! Then on Sunday night my 9-0 Patriots look to make it 10-0 by pummeling the Bills. That's it, pretty easy going weekend. Leading right to a short 2 1/2 day work week. That's right, only work Monday and Tuesday, Wednesday is a half day firm wide and off Thursday and Friday. So, come Friday while all the e-jokes are sitting in their offices I will roll out of bed and, well, do nothing. maybe start decking the halls and stuff. Comments welcome and I am still waiting for an eracer to tell me about his/her weekend.
This is the sorriest bunch of fuck-ups I have ever seen grouped together in one pussy ass blogging website. I just heard about this site at work today and thought it would be funny... and it is, it's funny how you can all be the flunkies of Enterprise and group together for comfort and tell each other that you were the best and they made a mistake firing you or you "quit". Sounds like some Michael Scott type shit(the Office). Just because none of you losers were ready for the real world and don't have what it takes to be aggressive enough to get promoted at a fast pace doesn't mean the other 50,000+ employees don't. Apparently you guys went to college so you could work a dead-end job where everyone is treated equally and nobody is singled out for being the best, or the worst. Sorry ass-holes that kind of competitive mentality is what brings out the best or worst in people, it's clear what it brought out in all of you. Why don't you just go back to Russia and be ruled under Karl Marx so noone is any better than the next person, sorry you Socialists, this is why America is so great, because people are competitive and strive for their personal best. If you don't have what it takes to succeed at Enterprise, fine, then it clearly isn't the company for you. Just pick up your shit and get the hell out because I hate jackasses like yourselves who are constantly bitching in the branches and just slowing down productivity. And I have worked with all of the individuals mentioned about GG, and for the most part, this is all bullshit and extremely cowardly, I'd like to see one of you pussies say this shit to T.C.'s face. I heard that McDonald's is hiring and is very fair to all of their employees, would you like fries with that?
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Old 2007-11-17
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This is the sorriest bunch of fuck-ups I have ever seen grouped together in one pussy ass blogging website. I just heard about this site at work today and thought it would be funny... and it is, it's funny how you can all be the flunkies of Enterprise and group together for comfort and tell each other that you were the best and they made a mistake firing you or you "quit". Sounds like some Michael Scott type shit(the Office). Just because none of you losers were ready for the real world and don't have what it takes to be aggressive enough to get promoted at a fast pace doesn't mean the other 50,000+ employees don't. Apparently you guys went to college so you could work a dead-end job where everyone is treated equally and nobody is singled out for being the best, or the worst. Sorry ass-holes that kind of competitive mentality is what brings out the best or worst in people, it's clear what it brought out in all of you. Why don't you just go back to Russia and be ruled under Karl Marx so noone is any better than the next person, sorry you Socialists, this is why America is so great, because people are competitive and strive for their personal best. If you don't have what it takes to succeed at Enterprise, fine, then it clearly isn't the company for you. Just pick up your shit and get the hell out because I hate jackasses like yourselves who are constantly bitching in the branches and just slowing down productivity. And I have worked with all of the individuals mentioned about GG, and for the most part, this is all bullshit and extremely cowardly, I'd like to see one of you pussies say this shit to T.C.'s face. I heard that McDonald's is hiring and is very fair to all of their employees, would you like fries with that?
loolllollll at car renters thinking they are tough guys.
give it a rest, everybody laughs at you in your stained white shirt and shitty tie.
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Old 2007-11-17
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This is the sorriest bunch of fuck-ups I have ever seen grouped together in one pussy ass blogging website. I just heard about this site at work today and thought it would be funny... and it is, it's funny how you can all be the flunkies of Enterprise and group together for comfort and tell each other that you were the best and they made a mistake firing you or you "quit". Sounds like some Michael Scott type shit(the Office). Just because none of you losers were ready for the real world and don't have what it takes to be aggressive enough to get promoted at a fast pace doesn't mean the other 50,000+ employees don't. Apparently you guys went to college so you could work a dead-end job where everyone is treated equally and nobody is singled out for being the best, or the worst. Sorry ass-holes that kind of competitive mentality is what brings out the best or worst in people, it's clear what it brought out in all of you. Why don't you just go back to Russia and be ruled under Karl Marx so noone is any better than the next person, sorry you Socialists, this is why America is so great, because people are competitive and strive for their personal best. If you don't have what it takes to succeed at Enterprise, fine, then it clearly isn't the company for you. Just pick up your shit and get the hell out because I hate jackasses like yourselves who are constantly bitching in the branches and just slowing down productivity. And I have worked with all of the individuals mentioned about GG, and for the most part, this is all bullshit and extremely cowardly, I'd like to see one of you pussies say this shit to T.C.'s face. I heard that McDonald's is hiring and is very fair to all of their employees, would you like fries with that?
(You on Monday at 7:30AM) "Would you like DUB with that?"
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Old 2007-11-17
Enemies of Robert
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Hi Doucheface,

I can see why you ERACers call ex eracers "robert" because its fucking annoying as hell.

I am not Robert or B$MIAL, they are both obviously males and I am a female. I worked in GP48 Western Mass. You can see many posts made by me in the GP48 thread where I talk about myself and my experiences in my two years at ERAC. I know B$MIAL is from the Boston area but he worked in GP10 and we dont know each other. I have no clue who Robert is and I dont care. When someone says something negative about ERAC you can't think of anything better to say than "shut up Robert" ? You truely honestly believe that 3 different posters are the same people? A lot of people dont like ERAC, you work for a shit company... deal with it. Now, go overbook those 9.99 Weekend Specials and dont forget to force the 76 yr old grandma that reserved a chevy Malibu, rent the Cargo Van that you dont want sitting on your books over the weekend.
Robert's pretending to be a bitch now !!! HAHA!
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Old 2007-11-17
Enemies of Robert
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These etoons are still bought into the whole Green Machine and can't believe that there is actually multiple people that did not believe ERAC was perfect and ANdy taylor the second coming. Anyways, WEEKEND UPDATE!!!!!!!!

So, got some friends coming over tonight, going to grab dinner at this great mexican place in Somerville. Good food, good drinks, great atmosphere. Nice. Either later tonight, depending on the margaritas, or early tomorrow will be heading to my place in NH for the weekend. Do a little Christmas shopping, enjoy the clean mountain air. Basically just relax in preparation for the craziness of the holidays. There is a little brew pub up there I want to hit, apparently they brew a really good German Dunkel beer which I have to try and see if it compares. Not like the Bud and Bud Light which flows at ERAC events! Then on Sunday night my 9-0 Patriots look to make it 10-0 by pummeling the Bills. That's it, pretty easy going weekend. Leading right to a short 2 1/2 day work week. That's right, only work Monday and Tuesday, Wednesday is a half day firm wide and off Thursday and Friday. So, come Friday while all the e-jokes are sitting in their offices I will roll out of bed and, well, do nothing. maybe start decking the halls and stuff. Comments welcome and I am still waiting for an eracer to tell me about his/her weekend.
Go fuck yourself, beeyotch! ERAC has done more for my bank account than you'll ever now. You can come over to my house the day after Thanksgiving and suck on these fat sweaty balls you fag bitch you!
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Old 2007-11-17
CAPT FARTBLAST
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Shut up little e-chimp. Go sell your dub.
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