Shirts and ties

Originally Posted by Enemies of Robert

Go fuck yourself, beeyotch! ERAC has done more for my bank account than you'll ever now. You can come over to my house the day after Thanksgiving and suck on these fat sweaty balls you fag bitch you!

I am so glad that you ERAC chimps want to beat up on women because you act like the $1300.00 you make every 2 weeks (sorry $35K/year you non math having retard) is the greatest thing ever.

you are a tool.

you enjoy your ERAC scraps from the table.

We, the non ERAC brainwashed, will enjoy making more than you EVER will for ERAC and complaining to your Area Manager everytime you screw up my company car.


Hey ERAC chump - 1st job out of college I was at $4080/ month (base pay)
and 10 years later I am at $23,333/ month (base pay - I get bonuses too)

Moral of the story - don't go to ERAC - but if you do bail out in 12 months and get a real job!

[hekiliko'olau]

Originally Posted by Enemies of Robert

ERAC has done more for my bank account than you'll ever (k)now.

Yeah those overdraft fees can give your bank account a real workout.

Ahh, BS
You are allowed to have a family. Its a good thing. You pull them out for special occations. The "family events" or promotional messages, "welcome Johnny and Mary and little baby Sue" You know. To let the rest of the company know that you are a good family man/woman. It does not matter much that they have no idea who you are. Its just important that you have them.

One other thing BS you are an ARM and make millions. Nice try wannabe. You might get there. You have the right swagger but; not today

By the way E-chimp, I have just returned my rental with the ashtray overflowing.

NOW GET OUT THERE AND CLEAN IT!!!!!!!

Clean little chimp, clean. In your finest suit and tie!!!

[Branch$$$isaloser]

WEEKEND UPDATE!!!

That's right, I know it's only Wednesday, but for most people the weekend starts today. So let's get to it! Happy Thanksgiving to everyone. My day ends around 3 today which is pretty cool. Tonight I am heading out for some drinks and to catch a couple of local bands playing, good times. Tomorrow, well, it's all about the turkey. Quick question, any ERACers here actually working tomorrow?? That has to suck! Oh well, your choice. Then on Friday, well gee whiz I don't know, a free day to do whatever. Hmmm...probably just chill, eat some more turkey, maybe do some Christmas shopping. Ahhhhhhhhh...good times. Must suck to be at ERAC on Friday, just wishing you were home, no customers coming in because all the shops are closed too. Just you guys open. Not cool. Then at night head to a buddy's house to get together with some friends that are in town for the holiday. Saturday, wow this is a long weekend, headed to a little "Start the Holidays" Cocktail Party, nice times. Then on Sunday, well, I suppose I will just chill and watch the Patriots become 11-0. I love me some 4 day weekends, turkey, and football. Oh and busting on an ERACer! So, who is working tomorrow and Friday?? Spill it! Does the branch at least spring for a turkey sub?!

[FormerClone]

Originally Posted by Branch$$$isaloser

WEEKEND UPDATE!!!

That's right, I know it's only Wednesday, but for most people the weekend starts today. So let's get to it! Happy Thanksgiving to everyone. My day ends around 3 today which is pretty cool. Tonight I am heading out for some drinks and to catch a couple of local bands playing, good times. Tomorrow, well, it's all about the turkey. Quick question, any ERACers here actually working tomorrow?? That has to suck! Oh well, your choice. Then on Friday, well gee whiz I don't know, a free day to do whatever. Hmmm...probably just chill, eat some more turkey, maybe do some Christmas shopping. Ahhhhhhhhh...good times. Must suck to be at ERAC on Friday, just wishing you were home, no customers coming in because all the shops are closed too. Just you guys open. Not cool. Then at night head to a buddy's house to get together with some friends that are in town for the holiday. Saturday, wow this is a long weekend, headed to a little "Start the Holidays" Cocktail Party, nice times. Then on Sunday, well, I suppose I will just chill and watch the Patriots become 11-0. I love me some 4 day weekends, turkey, and football. Oh and busting on an ERACer! So, who is working tomorrow and Friday?? Spill it! Does the branch at least spring for a turkey sub?!

No, that takes away from their OP!

Originally Posted by Branch$$$isaloser

WEEKEND UPDATE!!!

That's right, I know it's only Wednesday, but for most people the weekend starts today. So let's get to it! Happy Thanksgiving to everyone. My day ends around 3 today which is pretty cool. Tonight I am heading out for some drinks and to catch a couple of local bands playing, good times. Tomorrow, well, it's all about the turkey. Quick question, any ERACers here actually working tomorrow?? That has to suck! Oh well, your choice. Then on Friday, well gee whiz I don't know, a free day to do whatever. Hmmm...probably just chill, eat some more turkey, maybe do some Christmas shopping. Ahhhhhhhhh...good times. Must suck to be at ERAC on Friday, just wishing you were home, no customers coming in because all the shops are closed too. Just you guys open. Not cool. Then at night head to a buddy's house to get together with some friends that are in town for the holiday. Saturday, wow this is a long weekend, headed to a little "Start the Holidays" Cocktail Party, nice times. Then on Sunday, well, I suppose I will just chill and watch the Patriots become 11-0. I love me some 4 day weekends, turkey, and football. Oh and busting on an ERACer! So, who is working tomorrow and Friday?? Spill it! Does the branch at least spring for a turkey sub?!

Robert, always lookin for ways to cut the work week down and do less...your employer is getting robbed blind

[usedtoworkhere]

Originally Posted by Branch$$$isaloser

WEEKEND UPDATE!!!

That's right, I know it's only Wednesday, but for most people the weekend starts today. So let's get to it! Happy Thanksgiving to everyone. My day ends around 3 today which is pretty cool. Tonight I am heading out for some drinks and to catch a couple of local bands playing, good times. Tomorrow, well, it's all about the turkey. Quick question, any ERACers here actually working tomorrow?? That has to suck! Oh well, your choice. Then on Friday, well gee whiz I don't know, a free day to do whatever. Hmmm...probably just chill, eat some more turkey, maybe do some Christmas shopping. Ahhhhhhhhh...good times. Must suck to be at ERAC on Friday, just wishing you were home, no customers coming in because all the shops are closed too. Just you guys open. Not cool. Then at night head to a buddy's house to get together with some friends that are in town for the holiday. Saturday, wow this is a long weekend, headed to a little "Start the Holidays" Cocktail Party, nice times. Then on Sunday, well, I suppose I will just chill and watch the Patriots become 11-0. I love me some 4 day weekends, turkey, and football. Oh and busting on an ERACer! So, who is working tomorrow and Friday?? Spill it! Does the branch at least spring for a turkey sub?!

Shut up Robert!

haha
got to love it!

I'm working from home today so I dont have to sit on the pike for 3 hours trying to get home. Cant wait for Thanksgiving and the long weekend...I'm actually going to work from home on Monday too, what the hell! I don't remember ERAC being open on Turkey day. I would hope you guys in the local city branches have that day off.

what am I saying...wait nevermind, I hope all you fuckers have to work until 8pm. I'm going to watch planes, trains, and automobiles tonight. I just love that part when Steve Martin goes to get that rental car..."I want my fucking car right fucking now"

HAHA!

I'll be baking a pumpkin pie tonight for tomorrow's festivities from real pumpkins (none of that canned stuff). Can't wait to get together with fam, friends, eat some turkey, watch football etc. I love this time of year. Maybe Friday go see a movie or something! I dont dare try and christmas shop that day. We may even get some snow this weekend. I dont miss working at ERAC this time of year (or at all for that matter) I hate the cold! I caught pneumonia two winters in a row at that hell hole. Have a good Holiday weekend everyone!

[MisterAlohaIsBack]

Originally Posted by dubsac

why do you compare ex employees as ditch diggers?
i resent that big time...there is a lot of good ex people doing good things out there, some even actually have a love and passion for the career, unlike you rental skanks big pimping dub to old ladies. how could anyone truely enjoy that, esp for a career?
A BM for three years, it would appear that the fast track has slowed down for you...too many donughts and too many cheap beers proly fattened you up, so you bogged down in a BM position proly making 50k, give or take 5k.
what a fucking dismal life that must be, i feel pity for your family...

i must agree with you on "too many doughnuts and too many cheap beers proly fattened you up"........just caught sight of an e-monkey i once knew the other night at macys and was shocked as hell to see a little pot belly and a double chin to go with it......the self-proclaimed mega e-monkey money is only good for buying cheap quality food and beverage very similar to the pot belly pygmies on national georaphic with their starched filled swollen bellies, lmfao!
mr. aloha

[voice of truth]

Originally Posted by Branch$$$isaloser

WEEKEND UPDATE!!!

That's right, I know it's only Wednesday, but for most people the weekend starts today. So let's get to it! Happy Thanksgiving to everyone. My day ends around 3 today which is pretty cool. Tonight I am heading out for some drinks and to catch a couple of local bands playing, good times. Tomorrow, well, it's all about the turkey. Quick question, any ERACers here actually working tomorrow?? That has to suck! Oh well, your choice. Then on Friday, well gee whiz I don't know, a free day to do whatever. Hmmm...probably just chill, eat some more turkey, maybe do some Christmas shopping. Ahhhhhhhhh...good times. Must suck to be at ERAC on Friday, just wishing you were home, no customers coming in because all the shops are closed too. Just you guys open. Not cool. Then at night head to a buddy's house to get together with some friends that are in town for the holiday. Saturday, wow this is a long weekend, headed to a little "Start the Holidays" Cocktail Party, nice times. Then on Sunday, well, I suppose I will just chill and watch the Patriots become 11-0. I love me some 4 day weekends, turkey, and football. Oh and busting on an ERACer! So, who is working tomorrow and Friday?? Spill it! Does the branch at least spring for a turkey sub?!

Gotta love these holiday weekends. I know I won't be at work this weekend even though I live less than 10 miles away. 4 days of R&R and looking at 5 days off around New Years...all mandatory company breaks. I'm glad I won't be scrambling around for cars and dealing with customers asking for $9.99 weekend specials tomorrow.

Let's see...what to do tomorrow...Christmas shopping? Work on the hot rod? Maybe I'll just sit on the couch with TV remote and just waste my life away.

Life after ERAC IS good!