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Originally Posted by Branch $$$ Manager

there is aslo an element of being an ERAC warrior that is not too different from boot camp or basic training. .

AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!

That is one of the funniest things I have ever read here!!!!

You are no kind of warrior, son. You are a chimp who rents cars. You are just slightly ahead of drug dealers and a couple of steps up from kiddie diddlers on the social hierarchy. You are a CHIMP. Also a CHUMP.

Now go clean that ERAC car ashtray with your tongue, chimpboy. And be snappy about it!!!!

I worked in a diverse area of the city for awhile, and a bunch of white guys in white shirts wasn't well received at times.

Originally Posted by ERAC'ers: CHIMPS !

AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!

That is one of the funniest things I have ever read here!!!!

You are no kind of warrior, son. You are a chimp who rents cars. You are just slightly ahead of drug dealers and a couple of steps up from kiddie diddlers on the social hierarchy. You are a CHIMP. Also a CHUMP.

Now go clean that ERAC car ashtray with your tongue, chimpboy. And be snappy about it!!!!

What is a kiddie diddler?

Originally Posted by Branch $$$ Manager

That's right. I manage just 1 branch in massachusetts and make $100,000 this year and none of my employees work over 48 hrs1

ESQI = 93 average for the last 48 months1

I am taking the Team to ponderosa after EOM work in a couple of weeks to celeberate

Ponerosa huh? Wow, can't wait for those $12 grade D ribs and a couple pitchers of shitty beer. Watch out for the Beltway Sniper too, I hear he frequents Ponderosa.

Ponderosa huh... they sure go first class in Mass. What a freakin' joke. While I was an MT in the northern suburbs of Chicago, my office made the highest OP in the region and my manager and area manager took us all on a pub crawl in the city and got a steak dinner at a REAL steakhouse. This was back in the early 90's. I guess ERAC had a bit more class back in the day.

I also highly doubt any manager in the country makes 100K a year! I'm not sure area managers make that much these days.

Originally Posted by WHat?

What is a kiddie diddler?

Child molester

Wow, gonna be 90 today and 80's tomorrow. Think I'll call it a day around 3 this afternoon, grab a beer and then go up north to NH to spend the day at my place by the lake. See I can do these kind of things since I DON"T work at ERAC. manwhile the e-slaves will be sweating until 6:30 tonight and go home and collapse only to drag their smelly white shirts into the office tomorrow morning for another fun day while I am at the lake enjoying my memorial day weekend, sipping beers and not thinking about work. Enjoy your ponderosa steak with no alcohol. because if you work in Gp 10 there is a no booze allowed uless a level 3 signs off.

CHIMPS CHIMPS CHIMPS. All ERAC'ers are absolute sad car-scrubbing chimps, the only exceptions are the ones that KNOW they're chimps and are trying to escape.

Originally Posted by Chimp Busters

CHIMPS CHIMPS CHIMPS. All ERAC'ers are absolute sad car-scrubbing chimps, the only exceptions are the ones that KNOW they're chimps and are trying to escape.

It would hilarious to plant someone amongst the chimps to study their behavior and report on it daily. Even mention the group that the implanted chimp is working in so as to create chaos in the group to find the chimp mole. Kind of like Diane Fossy in Africa. Imagine how much back stabbing and surveilance would take place once word got out that there is an implanted chimp.

[Cantsay]

Originally Posted by Branch $$$ Manager

The steely eyed glint you see in any BM or ARM or above means they know people skills, how to negotiate, how to play to strengths, how to play to weaknesses, to how move in for the kill. Did you ever see the movie Wall Street? We are Ruthless like Gordon Gecko, like Tony Montana in a sharp suit.

It's all about running your own deal and staying true to the vision that has rewarded myself and so many others. Not my problem if YOUR vision of success is hazy and unrecognizable. I've been a branch mgr for 3 yrs and I am living the dream.

1. The steely eyed glint is the 1000 yard stare of someone who was lied to every step of the way and did everything the company asked of them only to realize they were living the BAD dream.

2. Gordon Gecko went to jail to be butt-plugged by his fellow inmates. At ERAC, you are being butt-plugged by the inmates running the asylum.

3. Tony Montana was machine gunned to death after snorting about 10 gazillion 8-balls of coke. I think you need about that quantity of coke to work 60-80 hour workweeks while "living the dream."

4. Your Tony Montana suit is sharp only after the first few dry cleanings. This sharpness lasts until you sweat your ass off washing your first car of the day. After this point, you smell like the crevice between a camel's nuts and its legs, and your crisp new suit looks like the Croc Hunter's zoo outfit after a death roll in the mud with a big ole bloke of a croc.

5. My vision of success is a present with happiness and balance and a future with promise, neither of which is available at ERAC.