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Originally Posted by Real M.B.A / J.D Student

Come on you little fetal-alcohol fuck!
Throw something better than that at me!
Or has the e-machine (that's right, it's a proper noun but I'm not capitalizing the bitch because I don't agree with it's classification as being important in any matter, take that) warped your drug addled brain so much you can't even go after me?

I'M GOING AFTER YOU EVERYDAY UP IN HERE! ERAC DOESNT DESERVE YOU, YOU ARE A QUITTER!

It's on like Donkey Kong (see, proper fucking noun)!!!!!!!

Originally Posted by Real M.B.A / J.D Student

It's on like Donkey Kong (see, proper fucking noun)!!!!!!!

YOU ARE A FRAUD, ROBERT!

I'm going home to study up on a tort hornbook but I will be back to see your little posts tommorow so it better be some good shit dude, I mean something to really piss me off dude because I frankly enjoy this a little too much.

Fart gobbler.

Originally Posted by Real M.B.A / J.D Student

I'm going home to study up on a tort hornbook but I will be back to see your little posts tommorow so it better be some good shit dude, I mean something to really piss me off dude because I frankly enjoy this a little too much.

Fart gobbler.

PISS OFF!

[Robert]

Ahh, the weekend is here. And only one week until college football starts and 2 from the NFL opener. It'll be sad to see the Olympics go but one thing is for sure, the e-monkeys won't see any of what I just mentioned because Andy Taylor needs them to stay the billionaire he is accustomed to. So here's a little diddy dedicated to the e-chimps of the world:

Welcome to the jungle
We got fun 'n' games
We got everything you want
Honey we know the names
We are the people that can find
Whatever you may need
If you got the money honey
We got your disease


Chorus:


In the jungle
Welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to your shun n,n,n,n,,n,n,,n,n,n,,n,n,,n knees, knees
I wanna watch you bleed


Welcome to the jungle
We take it day by day
If you want it you're gonna bleed
But it's the price you pay
And you're a very sexy girl
That's very hard to please
You can taste the bright lights
But you won't get them for free
In the jungle
Welcome to the jungle
Feel my, my, my serpentine
I, I wanna hear you scream


Welcome to the jungle
It gets worse here everyday
Ya learn ta live like an animal
In the jungle where we play
If you got a hunger for what you see
You'll take it eventually
You can have anything you want
But you better not take it from me


Chorus


And when you're high you never
Ever want to come down, so down, so down, so down YEAH!


You know where you are
You're in the jungle baby
You're gonna die
In the jungle
Welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to your shu n,n,n,,n,n,,n,n,n,,n,n,,n,n,,n knees, knees
In the jungle
Welcome to the jungle
Feel my, my, my serpentine
In the jungle
Welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to your shun n,n,n,n,,n,n,,n,n,,n,n,,n.n, knees, knees
In the jungle
Welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to your
It's gonna bring you down!
Ha!

Originally Posted by Real M.B.A / J.D Student

Hold on man. Why do you use all caps anyway? Is it because what you have to say cannot be heard via grammatical norms and mores?
Fuck that.

bro, why are you letting these erac drones get under you skin?
it's just some car washer fucking with you, kinda sounding naive by biting their bait.
you know you are aspiring for more noble accomplishments than fucking jose over on full boat, or tricking miss.jones into a FCAR.
don't sweat these trolls, it makes you seem is stupid as they are

Agreed. The e-clones just wear on my patience.

[Robert]

Originally Posted by BAN ROBERT NOW!!

YOU ARE A FRAUD, ROBERT!

Feeling so tired, cant understand it
Just had a fortnights sleep
Im feeling so tired, Im so distracted
Aint touched a thing all week

Im feeling drunk, juiced up and sloppy
Aint touched a drink all night
Im feeling hungry, cant see the reason
Just ate a horse meat pie

Yeah when you call my name
I salivate like a pavlov dog
Yeah when you lay me out
My heart is beating louder than a big bass drum, alright

Yeah, you got to mix it child
You got to fix it must be love
Its a bitch
You got to mix it child
You got to fix it but love
Its a bitch, alright

Sometimes Im sexy, move like a stud
Kicking the stall all night
Sometimes Im so shy, got to be worked on
Dont have no bark or bite, alright

Yeah when you call my name
I salivate like a pavlov dog
Yeah when you lay me out
My heart is bumpin louder than a big bass drum, alright

I said hey, yeah I feel alright now
Got to be a...
Hey, I feel alright now
Hey hey hey
Hey hey yeah...

Honestly, if you think this is a tough job you are an absolute pussy. I worked two full time jobs through college and graduated with two BS's and a 3.8 gpa. By the time I finished college I was down to one job--the sous chef at a fine dining resturaunt working 70+ hours a week with no benefits, vacation, or sick time. If you think erac is hard-- try splitting wood or throwing haybails for 15 hours a day-- try sweating your ass off for 70 hours a week in a kitchen with no benefits. If you think erac is slave labour you just aren't cut out for life and start digging your own grave. I can't get these assholes to let me work more than 55 hours a week. What the fuck do you do with all of your free time? I've already hiked every mountain in a fifty mile radius and am thinking about picking up a second job. I've been with the company for three months and they want me to grill. Seriously, go fuck yourself you bitter ass pussies. You should be ashamed for never having worked a real days work in your life.