Enterprise Rent-A-Car Logo Parody

En Espaņol
Auf Deutsch

Enterprise Rent-A-Car Is A Failing Enterprise!

Open Discussion About The Ongoing Problems At Enterprise Rent-A-Car

Reading, understanding, and agreeing to our Terms Of Use is a requirement before using this Discussion Board.


Go Back   Enterprise Rent-A-Car Is A Failing Enterprise! > Enterprise Rent-A-Car Employees > Stage 1: I'm Thinking Of Working At Enterprise
Register FAQ Members List Calendar Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read

Stage 1: I'm Thinking Of Working At Enterprise Discussion Threads For People Thinking Of Working At Enterprise Rent-A-Car

Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
  #521 (permalink)  
Old 2008-08-27
Title: Senior Member
Rank: Failing Enterprise Regional Vice President (5,000-9,999 Posts)
 
Join Date: 2006-07-03
Location: Las Vega$, Nevada, United States of America
Posts: 5,066
Robert has an average reputation (10+)
Default Re: Shirts and ties

Weekend is here, except for the rental apes. College football kicks off tomorrow and rolls all the way into Labor Day..nice! E-monkeys around the world, quit making Andy Taylor a millionaire. You can do better.

YouTube - 2 Pac & Dr Dre - California Love
__________________
"The danger of Iran is grave, it is real, and it will be my goal to Eliminate this threat."-Barack Obama
Reply With Quote
  #522 (permalink)  
Old 2008-08-28
Unregistered
Anonymous Coward
 
Posts: n/a
Default Re: Shirts and ties

Quote:
Originally Posted by Unregistered View Post
Honestly, if you think this is a tough job you are an absolute pussy. I worked two full time jobs through college and graduated with two BS's and a 3.8 gpa. By the time I finished college I was down to one job--the sous chef at a fine dining resturaunt working 70+ hours a week with no benefits, vacation, or sick time. If you think erac is hard-- try splitting wood or throwing haybails for 15 hours a day-- try sweating your ass off for 70 hours a week in a kitchen with no benefits. If you think erac is slave labour you just aren't cut out for life and start digging your own grave. I can't get these assholes to let me work more than 55 hours a week. What the fuck do you do with all of your free time? I've already hiked every mountain in a fifty mile radius and am thinking about picking up a second job. I've been with the company for three months and they want me to grill. Seriously, go fuck yourself you bitter ass pussies. You should be ashamed for never having worked a real days work in your life.
uh oh someone drank lime colored kool-aid OH YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reply With Quote
  #523 (permalink)  
Old 2008-08-28
Title: Senior Member
Rank: Failing Enterprise Management Trainee (100-199 Posts)
 
Join Date: 2007-07-02
Posts: 185
Branch$$$isaloser has an average reputation (10+)
Default Re: Shirts and ties

Quote:
Originally Posted by Unregistered View Post
Honestly, if you think this is a tough job you are an absolute pussy. I worked two full time jobs through college and graduated with two BS's and a 3.8 gpa. By the time I finished college I was down to one job--the sous chef at a fine dining resturaunt working 70+ hours a week with no benefits, vacation, or sick time. If you think erac is hard-- try splitting wood or throwing haybails for 15 hours a day-- try sweating your ass off for 70 hours a week in a kitchen with no benefits. If you think erac is slave labour you just aren't cut out for life and start digging your own grave. I can't get these assholes to let me work more than 55 hours a week. What the fuck do you do with all of your free time? I've already hiked every mountain in a fifty mile radius and am thinking about picking up a second job. I've been with the company for three months and they want me to grill. Seriously, go fuck yourself you bitter ass pussies. You should be ashamed for never having worked a real days work in your life.
Wow, 2 BS's and a 3.8 gpa and this is what you settle for? What do I do with my free time? Oh let's see: travel (since leaving ERAC in 2005 I have been to Alaska, Yellowstone, the Tetons, California, several Carribbean islands, Mexico, oh and 2 weeks in Europe.), hang with friends (yup, real friends, not ERAC co-workers who only talk about their numbers and fleet growth.), watch sports (Celtics, Patriots, Red Sox, gotta love it!), hit the beach (every weekend in the summer). I too have worked my share of tough jobs. In school I would unload trucks at 3 AM until 8 AM then go to classes all day and then work in a hardware store from 5-9:30 then study, dean's list every semester too. So there.
Reply With Quote
  #524 (permalink)  
Old 2008-08-28
Unregistered
Anonymous Coward
 
Posts: n/a
Default Re: Shirts and ties

Quote:
Originally Posted by Unregistered View Post
Honestly, if you think this is a tough job you are an absolute pussy. I worked two full time jobs through college and graduated with two BS's and a 3.8 gpa. By the time I finished college I was down to one job--the sous chef at a fine dining resturaunt working 70+ hours a week with no benefits, vacation, or sick time. If you think erac is hard-- try splitting wood or throwing haybails for 15 hours a day-- try sweating your ass off for 70 hours a week in a kitchen with no benefits. If you think erac is slave labour you just aren't cut out for life and start digging your own grave. I can't get these assholes to let me work more than 55 hours a week. What the fuck do you do with all of your free time? I've already hiked every mountain in a fifty mile radius and am thinking about picking up a second job. I've been with the company for three months and they want me to grill. Seriously, go fuck yourself you bitter ass pussies. You should be ashamed for never having worked a real days work in your life.
i went to school so i didn't have to do manual labor jobs and work 80 hours a week
and before you call me a pussy, i'm a firefighter in clark county nevada...i work two days a week, and mainly do medical calls. so save your cliches, my job is certainly hard work and you definetly couldn't hack it.
you should be ashamed for supposedly getting a 3.8 and working at a retail job making shite pay...if your profs could see you now, swindling ms. jones into full boat, tricking Jose into a FCAR.
look at you go!
Reply With Quote
  #525 (permalink)  
Old 2008-08-28
Unregistered
Anonymous Coward
 
Posts: n/a
Default Re: Shirts and ties

Oh and wait till ya bring home your new enterprise sweetheart thats had more bones than a dogpound because you never were able to meet anyone from the outside world. Wont good ol mom and dad be proud!
Reply With Quote
  #526 (permalink)  
Old 2008-09-04
full dub
Anonymous Coward
 
Posts: n/a
Default Re: Shirts and ties

Quote:
Originally Posted by Branch$$$isaloser View Post
Wow, 2 BS's and a 3.8 gpa and this is what you settle for? What do I do with my free time? Oh let's see: travel (since leaving ERAC in 2005 I have been to Alaska, Yellowstone, the Tetons, California, several Carribbean islands, Mexico, oh and 2 weeks in Europe.), hang with friends (yup, real friends, not ERAC co-workers who only talk about their numbers and fleet growth.), watch sports (Celtics, Patriots, Red Sox, gotta love it!), hit the beach (every weekend in the summer). I too have worked my share of tough jobs. In school I would unload trucks at 3 AM until 8 AM then go to classes all day and then work in a hardware store from 5-9:30 then study, dean's list every semester too. So there.
ERAC ROCKS! All of you haters need to get a life and a work ethic!
I've been working at ERAC for 8 months and I'm ready to grill. My ARM told me he already that he has an AM spot ready for me once I pass the grill (which is cake). In 8 months I'm closer to that ARM position than you losers ever were (since you left before your first 6 months). But hey, I'm happy for ya'll. You found that mediocre job that supports your mediocre life goals. Way to be the best you can be!
Only the strong survive ERAC and the weak quit and sell Kirbys for a living.
I will say I like this site..I read it on my blackberry during my HOUR lunch break and lmao at the whiners, losers, and pure patheticness that post against erac. Well I got to go, I have a full boat I sold over the phone coming in at 1230.
Oh yeah, at ERAC we work hard, but we also play hard! Tonight my ARM is taking the branches bowling which also means free brew and food! Suck on that while you're eating your lean cuisine and drinking schlitz.
I'm out!
Reply With Quote
  #527 (permalink)  
Old 2008-09-04
Unregistered
Anonymous Coward
 
Posts: n/a
Default Re: Shirts and ties

Quote:
Originally Posted by full dub View Post
ERAC ROCKS! All of you haters need to get a life and a work ethic!
I've been working at ERAC for 8 months and I'm ready to grill. My ARM told me he already that he has an AM spot ready for me once I pass the grill (which is cake). In 8 months I'm closer to that ARM position than you losers ever were (since you left before your first 6 months). But hey, I'm happy for ya'll. You found that mediocre job that supports your mediocre life goals. Way to be the best you can be!
Only the strong survive ERAC and the weak quit and sell Kirbys for a living.
I will say I like this site..I read it on my blackberry during my HOUR lunch break and lmao at the whiners, losers, and pure patheticness that post against erac. Well I got to go, I have a full boat I sold over the phone coming in at 1230.
Oh yeah, at ERAC we work hard, but we also play hard! Tonight my ARM is taking the branches bowling which also means free brew and food! Suck on that while you're eating your lean cuisine and drinking schlitz.
I'm out!
You will top out at branch manager. chances are you wont be an area manager. I wish you the best.
Reply With Quote
  #528 (permalink)  
Old 2008-09-04
Ad nauseam
Anonymous Coward
 
Posts: n/a
Default Re: Shirts and ties

At least vacuum cleaner salesmen know that their job is more or less silly...
Reply With Quote
  #529 (permalink)  
Old 2008-09-04
Title: Senior Member
Rank: Failing Enterprise Management Trainee (100-199 Posts)
 
Join Date: 2007-07-02
Posts: 185
Branch$$$isaloser has an average reputation (10+)
Default Re: Shirts and ties

Quote:
Originally Posted by full dub View Post
ERAC ROCKS! All of you haters need to get a life and a work ethic!
I've been working at ERAC for 8 months and I'm ready to grill. My ARM told me he already that he has an AM spot ready for me once I pass the grill (which is cake). In 8 months I'm closer to that ARM position than you losers ever were (since you left before your first 6 months). But hey, I'm happy for ya'll. You found that mediocre job that supports your mediocre life goals. Way to be the best you can be!
Only the strong survive ERAC and the weak quit and sell Kirbys for a living.
I will say I like this site..I read it on my blackberry during my HOUR lunch break and lmao at the whiners, losers, and pure patheticness that post against erac. Well I got to go, I have a full boat I sold over the phone coming in at 1230.
Oh yeah, at ERAC we work hard, but we also play hard! Tonight my ARM is taking the branches bowling which also means free brew and food! Suck on that while you're eating your lean cuisine and drinking schlitz.
I'm out!
Oh man is this funny. I know so many people that were like this. Wait until this guy gets sent to some shit branch where he can't sell anything and watch how fast he is forgotten. Have fun bowling, eating pizza and drinking bud light drafts. I'm getting ready for my weekend where I will be hanging out with friends, drinking beers with friends, going to a concert and watching football. Note I did not say co-workers but friends. Wow, an hour lunch break, I get one of those everyday. Oh look, 3:45, almost time to call it a day. Whoops, you still have several hours to go, not to mention that Saturday shift.
Reply With Quote
  #530 (permalink)  
Old 2008-09-04
hammertime!
Anonymous Coward
 
Posts: n/a
Default Re: Shirts and ties

Quote:
Originally Posted by Branch$$$isaloser View Post
Oh man is this funny. I know so many people that were like this. Wait until this guy gets sent to some shit branch where he can't sell anything and watch how fast he is forgotten. Have fun bowling, eating pizza and drinking bud light drafts. I'm getting ready for my weekend where I will be hanging out with friends, drinking beers with friends, going to a concert and watching football. Note I did not say co-workers but friends. Wow, an hour lunch break, I get one of those everyday. Oh look, 3:45, almost time to call it a day. Whoops, you still have several hours to go, not to mention that Saturday shift.
Just as I expected, open sepulchurs spewing hate towards the man with high goals! Its unfortunate ya'll now work for companies that dont give you fun evenings out and then pick up the tab. Anyway I cant wait to get my A gam on and show off my bowling skills...and yeah I might get nacho cheese on my shirt but that should wash out, unlike the look of shame on your face from not making it at ERAC!
Well its dangerous to text and drive,
I'm out!
Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may post new threads
You may post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are Off
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On


All times are GMT -8. The time now is 19:09.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.7.4
Copyright ©2000 - 2008, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
SEO by vBSEO 3.2.0