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Originally Posted by Branch $$$ Manager

It's a shame that potential ERAC warriors are getting turned away from The Opportunity and The Challange by this website and its bizarre scare tactics. I would take a new recruit under my wing and show him what can be done.

We provide the tools and demonstrate the talent. It is up to new hires to figure out how to merge the 2.

I can't wait for EOM next friday. We are getting a 12 pack of corona light and ordering pizzas, just chilling and decompressing while we straighten out the books. good times.

Wow, sitting in your office on a summer night with a 12 pack and a pizza, living the life huh? Me? Oh, I'll be getting off work early to head up to my place on the lake. Then on Saturday while you are putting on the white shirt with the stained pits, reaking of stale beer, I will be filling my cooler with cold ones and heading to the beach. Maybe even take some jet-skis out for the day to check out all the hotties sunbathing topless on the middle of the lake. Now those are good times.

Originally Posted by Branch $$$ Manager

It's a shame that potential ERAC warriors are getting turned away from The Opportunity and The Challange by this website and its bizarre scare tactics. I would take a new recruit under my wing and show him what can be done.

We provide the tools and demonstrate the talent. It is up to new hires to figure out how to merge the 2.

I can't wait for EOM next friday. We are getting a 12 pack of corona light and ordering pizzas, just chilling and decompressing while we straighten out the books. good times.

Once again B$M, you have demonstrated to all that you have fallen in with the ERAC cult mentality. Who in their right mind wants to be hangin out at work on a Friday night workin' the books... beer or no beer?! I know the answer... a loser who has nothing better to do on the weekend! Good times indeed!

[Robert]

Originally Posted by Branch$$$isaloser

Wow, sitting in your office on a summer night with a 12 pack and a pizza, living the life huh? Me? Oh, I'll be getting off work early to head up to my place on the lake. Then on Saturday while you are putting on the white shirt with the stained pits, reaking of stale beer, I will be filling my cooler with cold ones and heading to the beach. Maybe even take some jet-skis out for the day to check out all the hotties sunbathing topless on the middle of the lake. Now those are good times.

Good post, gotta bring the e-chimps down to reality from time to time.

Boy is it a scorcher out there today. temps in the 90's today and tomorrow. Thank God I have a real job in a nice air conditioned office and can wear a nice short sleeved polo shirt. Not sweating while washing cars for me and turning the pits of my nasty white shirt yellow. Funny, I don't recall Gordan Gecko having yellow pits and smelling of stale beer. Guess I missed that scene in the movie. Enjoy your Corona and greasy pizza. I'll be sipping beer at the lake, listening to some tunes and really having some good times.

[Robert]

Originally Posted by Branch $$$ Manager

It's a shame that potential ERAC warriors are getting turned away from The Opportunity and The Challange by this website and its bizarre scare tactics. I would take a new recruit under my wing and show him what can be done.

We provide the tools and demonstrate the talent. It is up to new hires to figure out how to merge the 2.

I can't wait for EOM next friday. We are getting a 12 pack of corona light and ordering pizzas, just chilling and decompressing while we straighten out the books. good times.

This website doesn't have to do a damn thing to turn away people from the "dream". All they have to do is work a couple weeks and it is evident. This site gives people warnings and advice, the job itself is all it takes.

[dabanker]

A 12 pack of Corona Lights?? Wow, spending the big bucks on the good stuff, eh?

nope. got the a/c set at a comfortable 72 degrees in here. short sleeves, bro. No sweat. I'm sitting at 97.3% right now, with 3 more deals before lunch. Fleet is up by 15 cars over last month too.

I'm lookin in the fridge and seeing those icey cold brews just waiting for friday night. We are rolling area meeting and eom into back to back nights, so there's a lot more than 12 beers back there bro.

Got my latest new hire to sell 48/46/12 this month and a seat at the dinner table.

Like I said, good times. Enjoy the unemployment checks lol!

[The-Grass-Is-Greener!]

This guy is totally joking.....there is no way someone working at Enterprise would type this funny shit! Can employees access this site at work? Anyway, I keep thinking back to how they tried to get all the MT's excited about branch lunches and the nacho's and drinks after work, whereas I love how when you leave Enterprise you start having friends again, and hanging out with the family and having nice long weekends at the cottage, and just having a great relaxing life, not having to drown my sorrows in watered down drinks at the local pub right next the the Enterprise branch!

Originally Posted by Branch $$$ Manager

nope. got the a/c set at a comfortable 72 degrees in here. short sleeves, bro. No sweat. I'm sitting at 97.3% right now, with 3 more deals before lunch. Fleet is up by 15 cars over last month too.

I'm lookin in the fridge and seeing those icey cold brews just waiting for friday night. We are rolling area meeting and eom into back to back nights, so there's a lot more than 12 beers back there bro.

Got my latest new hire to sell 48/46/12 this month and a seat at the dinner table.

Like I said, good times. Enjoy the unemployment checks lol!

I'm feeling pissy today and your tool nature is getting under my skin.
I'm calling you on the table, post up a paystub i'll do the same.
100% gurantee you that i make more and i've only been outside ERAC since december, you can verify my employee id number with my quit date.
I got a scanner and will post up do the same bitch

[bill_and_paystub]

If he actually is accessing this from work, then he must be a branch manager because we all know that everyone lower than that has no internet clearance beyond mapquest, weather.com, wikipedia, and of course, erac.com. Anyone who accessed this site while at work for Enterprise would be at risk for getting into a lot of trouble. The cult leaders don't like dissention very much, ya know?

P.S. The other day I tried emailing a funny story from cnn.com to some of my friends who still work there, only to remember that they wouldn't even be able to open the link at work. Yet another thing to add to the list of things that make Enterprise a terrible job.