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Old 4 Weeks Ago
Robert Robert is offline
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Ah, the weekend is here. UFC on Saturday as well as the NBA playoffs, looking forward to Kobe fucking up Denver. Oh well, e-chimps will still be getting that awful smell of butthole out of the minvans, lol!

"I'm the type of guy who takes time to just kick back
I turn around my baseball cap
I have a 40 sitting on my lap
Slamming the ivories until I sees
a female worth my while
I'm scoping it, checking a smile
And I know that I can get it
and I'll hit it if she's with it
I get the 5 to the 6-7 digits
call her up on my cellular
And all the shit that I'll say to her
The fun will begin when I hit the skizins
So if a girlie is lonesome
I think that she knows where to go when she wants some"
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Old 4 Weeks Ago
Branch$$$isaloser Branch$$$isaloser is offline
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Loooooooooooooong weekend here in Beantown! Can't wait. Haven't updated in a while, been kind of busy. Anyways, leaving work today at 4 to head out to a few bars with some friends. It's going to be in the high 70's today so good drinking weather. Tomorrow is going to also be nice, think I'll sleep in a bit, no getting up for work for me. Later in the day I have a few open houses to visit. It's great being able to afford your own place and not have 19 roomates. Tomorrow night, head out with some friends to celebrate another friends birthday. This will be lots of fun, probably be a pretty late night. Sunday, day of rest. Kick back, maybe fire up the grill for the first time this year. Love grill season. Monday is Patriots Day in Massachusetts. And for me it's a day off. The Sox play an early game at 11 so I think I'll head to friendly Fenway to either check out the game or at least hit some of the bars to watch the game. Afterwards I'll have time to head out and catch the end of the Marathon. Should be a great day. Three days off, just hanging out, sleeping late, relaxing. No worrying about cars dropping, people down on their ccard, how many reservations are there on Monday at 8 AM and if I'll have the cars for them. Just a good weekend to pause and take a break.
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Old 4 Weeks Ago
Steve Williams Steve Williams is offline
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Loooooooooooooong weekend here in Beantown! Can't wait. Haven't updated in a while, been kind of busy. Anyways, leaving work today at 4 to head out to a few bars with some friends. It's going to be in the high 70's today so good drinking weather. Tomorrow is going to also be nice, think I'll sleep in a bit, no getting up for work for me. Later in the day I have a few open houses to visit. It's great being able to afford your own place and not have 19 roomates. Tomorrow night, head out with some friends to celebrate another friends birthday. This will be lots of fun, probably be a pretty late night. Sunday, day of rest. Kick back, maybe fire up the grill for the first time this year. Love grill season. Monday is Patriots Day in Massachusetts. And for me it's a day off. The Sox play an early game at 11 so I think I'll head to friendly Fenway to either check out the game or at least hit some of the bars to watch the game. Afterwards I'll have time to head out and catch the end of the Marathon. Should be a great day. Three days off, just hanging out, sleeping late, relaxing. No worrying about cars dropping, people down on their ccard, how many reservations are there on Monday at 8 AM and if I'll have the cars for them. Just a good weekend to pause and take a break.
You were right about ERAC, Boston. I quit that place right before the New Year, I was sold on that bullshit and now I realize how dumb I was to believe the hype. Handshake?
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Branch$$$isaloser Branch$$$isaloser is offline
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You were right about ERAC, Boston. I quit that place right before the New Year, I was sold on that bullshit and now I realize how dumb I was to believe the hype. Handshake?
*handshake* Welcome to the rest of your life. Must feel nice to spend time with family and friends again
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Old 3 Weeks Ago
Robert Robert is offline
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Fuck all you e-chimps slaving to make Andy the billionaire he is accustomed to!! Ahh, the weekend is now in full effect, so here's little diddy to kick it off for yo' ass:

Yo, a day in the life of a player named Quik
I'm just a stubborn kind of fellow with a head like a brick
And just because I drink the 8, they say that I'm hopeless
But I don't give a fuck, so blame it on the loc-est
Now this is how we do it when we checkin a grip
Teddy Bear's in the house, so don't even trip
We're bustin funky compositions as smooth as a prism
So check it while I kick it to this funky ass rhythm
It's Friday morning, the phone is ringin off the hook *brrrrrring*
And AMG is puttin down girl rhymes in his notebook
Or should I say dope sack, because we don't bust wack *brrrrrring*
I pick up the phone and it's the D (whassup nigga?)
He said he's comin down at about two on the dot
So I'm about to rush the tub while my water's still hot
And now I'm soakin, a brother like the devestatin DJ Quik ain't jokin
Fuck with me on DSP and you'll get broken
My name is Quik, but you can call me Daddy
Yo open up the door, they think I'm Freak Man in a Caddy
Now Freaky's in an El doggin shabbies in at Alco
And everybody's sippin on a quart (here we go)
D just came with a forty and a quart
In addition to the three that Greedy just brought
But I don't wanna start early, so I just might
put my forty in the freezer cause I wanna get bent *tonite*

Tonight's the nite (yeah) *tonite*
Tonight is the nite *tonite*
Tonight's the nite (yo when we gon get bent) *tonite*
Tonight is the nite (aww yeah)
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Old 1 Week Ago
Robert Robert is offline
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Ahh, the weekend. Again, a hearty FUCK YOU to Enterprise and the chimps.

"I saw her today at the reception
A glass of wine in her hand
I knew she would meet her connection
At her feet was a footloose man
No, you can't always get what you want
You can't always get what you want
You can't always get what you want
But if you try sometime you find
You get what you need
I saw her today at the reception
A glass of wine in her hand
I knew she was gonna meet her connection
At her feet was a footloose man
You can't always get what you want
You can't always get what you want
You can't always get what you want
But if you try sometimes well you might find
You get what you need
And I went down to the demonstration
To get my fair share of abuse
Singing, "We're gonna vent our frustration
If we don't we're gonna blow a 50-amp fuse"
You can't always get what you want
You can't always get what you want
You can't always get what you want
But if you try sometimes well you just might find
You get what you need
I went down to the Chelsea drugstore
To get your prescription filled
I was standing in line with Mr. Jimmy
And man, did he look pretty ill
We decided that we would have a soda
My favorite flavor, cherry red
I sung my song to Mr. Jimmy
Yeah, and he said one word to me, and that was "dead"
I said to him
You can't always get what you want
You can't always get what you want
You can't always get what you want
But if you try sometimes you just might find
You get what you need
You get what you need--yeah, oh baby
I saw her today at the reception
In her glass was a bleeding man
She was practiced at the art of deception
Well I could tell by her blood-stained hands
You can't always get what you want
You can't always get what you want
You can't always get what you want
But if you try sometimes you just might find
You just might find
You get what you need
You can't always get what you want
You can't always get what you want
You can't always get what you want
But if you try sometimes you just might find
You just might find
You get what you need"
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Friday............woo hoo!!!! Last day of the work week for most people. Can't wait, heading up north to open up the cottage this weekend. Getting ready for the summer, ready for weekend beach parties, drinking beers, sitting by the fire until way too late and just having a great time. Think today I'll bounce out of work early and try to beat the traffic. Enjoy work tomorrow!
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Old 5 Days Ago
LIL BUSH LIL BUSH is offline
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READ ALL THIS SHIT ON THIS SITE BEFORE YOU DO IT BECAUSE 98%OF THIS SHIT IS TRUE. WORK 60 HOURS A WEEK AND GET PAID FOR 49 NOT ME.
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