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Old 2007-05-13
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You calling bullshit doesn't change my 6figure salary. I made it along with 3 of my friends. It wasn't that difficult, especially when people like you were the ones we are competing against. We are typing this from our suite here in Las Vegas thanking you for allowing us to be able to afford a $800/night suite. We are going downstairs now to play blackjack. $100minimum tables, just in case you were curious. I am sure we will run into later when we stop by to get a burger on the way home.
LOL!
bro you're talking shit to the wrong ex-eracer...I love my current job and wouldn't trade it for any bullshit erac position!
i actually make a change in this world doing my job, and i save lives...all you do is pimp dub to foreigners and tell lies to recent college graduates.
nobody outside your org has any respect for you, go ahead ask around to body shops or ins agencies.
i petty your family, what an embarrassment you must be to them...they always had such high hopes, now you rent cars for a living lololol
you are a pyrmaid schemer, a multi level marketer who got lucky...better enjoy the good ecrap life while it lasts, we all know you won't last forever with the company.
how many people have you seen retire? not many, most quit or get fired...wonder which one you will be.
lol@ erac tools trying to act like big timers
little fish
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Old 2007-05-13
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Everyone goes thru the same ERAC program. The employees that work hard make it and the employees that complain about everything don't! The 1st few years are tough, once you get thru that the job is easy and pays great. It only pays great if you know how to run a business. If you failed then you are not meant for the business world. Go be a teacher, the world needs more teachers.
lol the job is easy and pays great
seriously lol
at what level does this job get easy and pay great?
certainly not my ex-ARM, who work 60plus hours and gross aprox 70k (in my region)...they job was soo great that he quit, and so did the next guy, and the next guy got fired.
sounds like a awesome time.
teachers make more money right off the bat and all the way thru their careers than some rental hack at erac...the difference between teaching and working at erac? people actually respect what you do and you make a change in this world
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Old 2007-05-13
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Wow, I have created quite the stir. You are all so in love with me and with ERAC that I have created all these emotions. I really enjoyed some of what you said. I didn't realize that there are so many volunteer workers on this site. That is great that you fly to different parts of the world and help those that need it most. I wish you the best as the world needs more people like you. Nothing is better than reading the rants that you and your whiny little friends think is reality. Boo hoo. Well I won't write too much, I don't want to keep you away from saving the world. I am going on a hunting/fishing trip in Alaska and I will be thinking of you world savers as I kill my prey. I think I will call my parents first and make sure they still respect me. I think I will call my dad's cell phone that I bought as he drives in the BMW that I bought him. Yeah, I am sure they don't respect me at all....
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Old 2007-05-13
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there are 90,000 posts a day
90,000? Get real.
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Old 2007-05-13
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Wow, I have created quite the stir. You are all so in love with me and with ERAC that I have created all these emotions. I really enjoyed some of what you said. I didn't realize that there are so many volunteer workers on this site. That is great that you fly to different parts of the world and help those that need it most. I wish you the best as the world needs more people like you. Nothing is better than reading the rants that you and your whiny little friends think is reality. Boo hoo. Well I won't write too much, I don't want to keep you away from saving the world. I am going on a hunting/fishing trip in Alaska and I will be thinking of you world savers as I kill my prey. I think I will call my parents first and make sure they still respect me. I think I will call my dad's cell phone that I bought as he drives in the BMW that I bought him. Yeah, I am sure they don't respect me at all....
And I just bought your house after it was foreclosed on...
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Old 2007-05-13
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Which house? I own 4, one for every city I have worked since starting so many years ago. You could not afford any of the homes that I own. Keep dreaming though, you make my friends and me laugh every night. Thanks
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Old 2007-05-14
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Which house? I own 4, one for every city I have worked since starting so many years ago. You could not afford any of the homes that I own. Keep dreaming though, you make my friends and me laugh every night. Thanks
Boy, the more you open your mouth, the more believable you sound...LOL

Here, smoke some of this...
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Old 2007-05-14
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Wow, I have created quite the stir. You are all so in love with me and with ERAC that I have created all these emotions. I really enjoyed some of what you said. I didn't realize that there are so many volunteer workers on this site. That is great that you fly to different parts of the world and help those that need it most. I wish you the best as the world needs more people like you. Nothing is better than reading the rants that you and your whiny little friends think is reality. Boo hoo. Well I won't write too much, I don't want to keep you away from saving the world. I am going on a hunting/fishing trip in Alaska and I will be thinking of you world savers as I kill my prey. I think I will call my parents first and make sure they still respect me. I think I will call my dad's cell phone that I bought as he drives in the BMW that I bought him. Yeah, I am sure they don't respect me at all....
Your Dad just called ERAC customer service, as his aveo brokedown.
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Old 2007-05-14
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Whassup ERAC Bro's! S.U.S.D.S.T.!

These kids on this site just sit around - alone in their underpants with the shades drawn or in mom's basement no doubt - trashing the company that gave them so many opportunities to be a success. It really amazes me every time I see it!

We are sitting at 192/207 right now with 8 deals booked for the next 45 minutes. Awww yeah. My new hire is showin the love cuz he's selling 65/65/30 for the month so far. Kid is gonna get himself a fat gift certificate if he keeps this up. He's an animal - forget 3 nos he stops at 6 nos!!!!

Cash Qualifies - and ERAC is showin me the CASH MONEY this month baby. Living dream, doing the deal!
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Old 2007-05-14
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All the winners love this site. It brings to much laughter to the world. I feel bad that some Ex-Eracrs turned into their sad customers. They are so weak minded that they allowed people that were down on their luck to effect them in such a negative way. How do you hate a $9Billion company? Well you idiots found a way and then you come here and vent about it hoping to find others that failed just as you did. I cry myself to sleep some nights feeling sorry for all of you lost souls.
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