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  #11 (permalink)  
Old 2005-06-04
Title: Junior Member
Rank: Failing Enterprise Intern (10-24 Posts)
 
Join Date: 2005-06-04
Location: 16hrs @erac;8hrs @ home
Posts: 14
thegreenlantern has an average reputation (10+)
Default Re: ATTN ALL RECENT & SOON-TO-BE COLLEGE GRADS!

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Hey doesnt it suck that a bunch of you fucking cunts cant find a real job and probably get fired from enterprise cause your a fucking homo? i know its wierd that you might have to actually work and you dont get a check for fucking wankin yourself in the bathroom all day long. its really to bad that instead of doing something with your life you have to bang your gay roommate in the asshole. Thank you and fuck off.
Nice...Did your Branch manager teach you that while you were seeing what he ate for breakfast when you had your head up his ass? You dont get fired from ERAC unless you steal car wash soap or forget to sell SLP along with the DW and PAI/PEI. Carry on young MT. Dont forget to get a second pair of dress shoes since your gonna need those when the pair you have on take on water like the titanic. By the way, most of you ERAC--ers dont wear Jack (Taylor) approved dress shoes. You know what I mean. Jack only approves the dress shoes with laces and they must be shineable.....Are yours shineable?

thegreenlatern

"All those ERAC people in top management know its all over when Jack goes to see St. Peter" (You can quote me on that)
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Old 2005-06-04
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amen to that...
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Old 2005-06-04
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oh, you poor thing....is that what all the fustration at erac has taught you? i learned how to cuss in 5th grade, but only used it when appropriate. in other words, you're the fucking cunt that still works there!
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Old 2005-06-11
No Greens For Me
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Showboat! Mississippi. ERAC=slavemasters, for not one, but l races. The Taylors and their free mason ways are outed now....
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Old 2005-06-11
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Default Re: ATTN ALL RECENT & SOON-TO-BE COLLEGE GRADS!

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Originally Posted by Unregistered
Hey doesnt it suck that a bunch of you fucking cunts cant find a real job and probably get fired from enterprise cause your a fucking homo? i know its wierd that you might have to actually work and you dont get a check for fucking wankin yourself in the bathroom all day long. its really to bad that instead of doing something with your life you have to bang your gay roommate in the asshole. Thank you and fuck off.
Let me ask you this. Do you honestly think that ERAC cares about you? Seriously! Let's say you went to your manager and said, "I just tore those guys on Failing Enterprise a new a-hole!" Do you really think they would care? Hell, once someone better than you comes along, you're out! Never think you are better than anyone else in this world, especially if you work for ERAC. Believe it or not, Blockbuster Video employees get more respect than you do.
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Old 2005-06-12
Title: Junior Member
Rank: Failing Enterprise Car Prep (0-9 Posts)
 
Join Date: 2005-06-12
Posts: 3
NaGa...NaGa has an average reputation (10+)
Default Re: ATTN ALL RECENT & SOON-TO-BE COLLEGE GRADS!

I would highly recommend ERAC. When I graduated from college I had no options. Then ERAC come calling and it changed my life. Spending 6 months-1 year at ERAC is invaluable. Use it for the experience then get out
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Old 2005-06-12
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changed your life??????????

sorry are you talking about the same company? This post doesnt make any sense.They call it a career not a summer job!

Why would I want to wash cars for six months at minimum wage.Its not very good experience and it certainly wont change anyones lives!
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Old 2005-06-12
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you also wrote that it "is" invaluable....either you are an idiot or you got mixed up because you still work there....Nice try erac lover.....fucking idiots these people....so easy to spot!

Anyone really thinking about the job...walk away...its a joke!
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Old 2005-07-01
Left ERAC & Better 4 It!
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For those bashing the individuals venting, it is obvious that you work for ERAC. Perhaps you're an ARM, RVP, or BM that wants to catch your underlings' expressing their right of freedom of speech. You may be a new hire that is brainwashed or too drunk from an after-hours ERAC function. Anyway, for those about to graduate from college, stay away from the ERAC pyramid scheme. ERAC is no longer Fortune 500 respected, ranked, or otherwise. ERAC is no longer a "top place to work for", either. Work where you might be remotely appreciated, as opposed to being treated like a pre-Civil War slave!
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Old 2005-07-04
JEAHO
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yea and right on with your bad self dudes, ERAC is stupid and the people who work there are shallow and must think very little of themselves since they cant get anything better with the degree they eraned. what a shame.if it were my son or daughter who was going to work for the bleeding green i would say go back to school and leanrn to do something worthwhile wityh your self. there are other options out there you just have to make them for yourself.
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