YOU KNOW YOU WORK FOR ERAC WHEN

Originally Posted by Disgruntled ExERACer

When you actually believe that you can put that you have a Virtual MBA on a resume and it will mean something to another employer. But wait....why would anyone want to leave ERAC??? It's so great. (That was sarcasm)

When you actually believe all the hype only to be let down when bills are due and you look at your checking account balance.

Originally Posted by hekiliko'olau

You brag about other people's paycheck, and yours sucks.

Sounds all too familiar and it doesn't matter what group you're with. Did I miss the boat or is this a technique ERAC teaches at a certain level?

Originally Posted by hekiliko'olau

You brag about other people's paycheck, and yours sucks.

And to make it even worse, you are bragging about other people paychecks that you have not even seen. You are bragging, in essence, about other people lies!! Funny!

Originally Posted by I Saw Her Asshole

And to make it even worse, you are bragging about other people paychecks that you have not even seen. You are bragging, in essence, about other people lies!! Funny!

Now that's some funny shit! Sad but so very true.

[hekiliko'olau]

Originally Posted by Unregistered1234567

Sounds all too familiar and it doesn't matter what group you're with. Did I miss the boat or is this a technique ERAC teaches at a certain level?

I had one BM who had no reservations about letting me know he was broke. He was struggling to pay his mortgage. Another one did not own a car and rented a room in a house which was shared with a couple of roommates. My third and final BM showed me how they figure commissions and what a BM could "theoretically" make, but he would never tell me what he made. They all were quick to mention that our GM was raking in 6 figures a month. It makes washing 2 year old, high-mileage cars with a greasy rag and a bucket of water and vacuuming with a duct taped shop vac on the 5th floor of a shitty hotel parking garage in 80+ degree humid weather for 30k a year seem worth it doesn't it? "Someday you could be Wayne Tanaka". BLAH BLAH BLAH, EAT MY ASS!

Originally Posted by hekiliko'olau

I had one BM who had no reservations about letting me know he was broke. He was struggling to pay his mortgage. Another one did not own a car and rented a room in a house which was shared with a couple of roommates. My third and final BM showed me how they figure commissions and what a BM could "theoretically" make, but he would never tell me what he made. They all were quick to mention that our GM was raking in 6 figures a month. It makes washing 2 year old, high-mileage cars with a greasy rag and a bucket of water and vacuuming with a duct taped shop vac on the 5th floor of a shitty hotel parking garage in 80+ degree humid weather for 30k a year seem worth it doesn't it? "Someday you could be Wayne Tanaka". BLAH BLAH BLAH, EAT MY ASS!

It's a common practice in ERAC to always talk about how much other earn even going through the extent of calculating their commissions. It's a technique to make you assume they're earning a certain amount when in fact there are so many variables which comes into play that can effect ones commission. It's all a world of make believe.

Originally Posted by ERACrunsmylife

-All your good clothes are ruined from washing cars.

-Your fighting off alcoholism because making a good impression at bars is an important thing in your career.

-You break into tears and are miserable for a month because of your matrix score.

-You have to remind yourself not to speed on your way home the way you do to pick up customers for fear of bad Esqi

-You know you are destined to find a girlfriend/wife (or husband/boyfriend) that works for ERAC because no normal person would put up with the hours you are forced to work

-All your college knowledge goes away however you can quote anything about everything involving ERAC without thinking

-After work an asshole punches you in the face and your first repsonse is I am sorry to have upset you what can I do to make this better rather then to punch him back.

(add to this I want to see what other people's input)

When you actually believe "you're running your own business" as an employee of ERAC, your standards of choosing a mate stoops so low you begin to date and subject yourself to fucking fellow employees, and last but not least, you actually geniunely believe the ever elusive $100K is a decent annual salary.

Originally Posted by hekiliko'olau

I had one BM who had no reservations about letting me know he was broke. He was struggling to pay his mortgage. Another one did not own a car and rented a room in a house which was shared with a couple of roommates. My third and final BM showed me how they figure commissions and what a BM could "theoretically" make, but he would never tell me what he made. They all were quick to mention that our GM was raking in 6 figures a month. It makes washing 2 year old, high-mileage cars with a greasy rag and a bucket of water and vacuuming with a duct taped shop vac on the 5th floor of a shitty hotel parking garage in 80+ degree humid weather for 30k a year seem worth it doesn't it? "Someday you could be Wayne Tanaka". BLAH BLAH BLAH, EAT MY ASS!

Many like to talk about Tanaka like they're his personal CPA and priviliged to all of his personal financial information. The truth of the matter is, they have never seen and verified his compensation in the form of a check stub or bank deposit and Tanaka is simply selling a dream to keep the boat of hopes and dreams afloat for his personal benenfit.

[32AATopIPEandDub]

Originally Posted by hekiliko'olau

You brag about other people's paycheck, and yours sucks.

Hahaha, this is so damn true. Every time a level 3 employee and above argues for Enterprise, they always talk about what VP's and above make and they heavily exaggerate as well. That's like saying I should go work for McDonald's because Ray Kroc is a multi-billionaire as the founder and CEO.

[32AATopIPEandDub]

Originally Posted by Unregisteredkj325j32i

I definitely did that on a few occasions.


You know you work for ERAC when your weekend is ruined b/c you're already stressing over monday morning and how crappy it will be.

... when you dream of the day you get out of that hell hole (and when you finally do quit, you remember why life is worth living!)

... you wear a suit everyday and work insane hours... and when you do the math to see what you make per hour, it comes out to about $13/hour. You'd make more being a secretary... or a full time car prep!

$13 dollars an hour? Are you a management Assistant? Because after taxes and 401k, your hourly rate averages out to be barely over 9 hours an hour. I made twice as much being a waiter in college.