YOU KNOW YOU WORK FOR ERAC WHEN

[Chris99]

You can tell a any car has had body work.

[bill_and_paystub]

Someone tells you they were in a car accident, and the first thing you ask is "how much per day is your insurance paying?"

[Surfin'Oahu]

Originally Posted by freeatlast

I actually almost requested a job as a car prep when one came available at a nearby branch. I knew I would be ridiculed so I didn't do it. I do, however, know the feeling.

My car prep and drivers get paid more than the MT's!

Originally Posted by Surfin'Oahu

My car prep and drivers get paid more than the MT's!

WHen you cant get a hradon at night to bang your ho because you are too fucking tired

You're so used to getting yelled at on a day to day basis that your actually immune to it.

Customers tell you about their recent car accident and you show absolutely no sympathy

The fact jack taylor has alzheimers actually makes you laugh.

You wish the USS Enterprise would have sunk

You shake your head in disgust at interns who are considering abandoning their hopes and aspirations to work at erac.

When people ask you what you do for a living, you just kind of put your head down and quietly whisper "enterprise".

[One The Way]

Originally Posted by Unregistered

Customers tell you about their recent car accident and you show absolutely no sympathy

When people ask you what you do for a living, you just kind of put your head down and quietly whisper "enterprise".

Can recognise these two!

Student loan collectors know you on a personal basis

when you can spot rental cars on the road while driving home and wondering if they'll return in the morning so u can fill the FCAR rez.

Originally Posted by echump

when you can spot rental cars on the road while driving home and wondering if they'll return in the morning so u can fill the FCAR rez.

LMAO! I did this all the time....especially during the summer time when we would have no cars. I would spot one of our rentals on the highway and hoped they were going to make the exit toward our branch. But they kept going straight on..

And on the weekends...everytime I saw a PT Cruiser I would start thinking about work and get a sick feeling in my stomach.

When you start fucking your manager!! Not cuz she's hot but because you havent been able to search out any tail for the last six months! FUCKFUCKFUCK!!!