YOU KNOW YOU WORK FOR ERAC WHEN

You answer your home phone or cell phone, "Thank you for calling Enterprise........"

A little old school but...

You tell you're at home and tell your roommates your going to check your MS01s when you mean your emails.

You are about to fall asleep and the sound of the Nextel commercial making that beep beep sound gets you wide awake with your heart racing thinking it's your branch manager trying to reach you.

When you start at Enterprise wearing a size 6 and leave ERAC a few years later a size 14 and are subsequently in debt because you have had to buy a new wardrobe 4 times over!

you know you work for erac when you get excited about a neon with a spoiler.

you know you work for erac when you've slept with every other blonde in your area.

you know you work for erac when 2 o clock is your favorite time of day

you know you work for erac when the local bar smiles when you enter with 10 other white shirts

you know you work for erac when $40k a year for 55+hours/week seems okay

You know you work for erac when you fantasize about an admin job that pays WAY less then rental

You know you work for erac when many of your friends have left you

You know you work for erac when you look forward to friday not for friday, but for easy dub

you know you work for erac when a Mcdonalds #1 at 3pm is a "good lunch"

you know you work for erac when you spend every free hour looking for a new job

Originally Posted by Unregistered

you know you work for erac when you get excited about a neon with a spoiler.

you know you work for erac when you've slept with every other blonde in your area.

you know you work for erac when 2 o clock is your favorite time of day

you know you work for erac when the local bar smiles when you enter with 10 other white shirts

you know you work for erac when $40k a year for 55+hours/week seems okay

You know you work for erac when you fantasize about an admin job that pays WAY less then rental

You know you work for erac when many of your friends have left you

You know you work for erac when you look forward to friday not for friday, but for easy dub

you know you work for erac when a Mcdonalds #1 at 3pm is a "good lunch"

you know you work for erac when you spend every free hour looking for a new job

Shut up Robert!