YOU KNOW YOU WORK FOR ERAC WHEN

-All your good clothes are ruined from washing cars.

-Your fighting off alcoholism because making a good impression at bars is an important thing in your career.

-You break into tears and are miserable for a month because of your matrix score.

-You have to remind yourself not to speed on your way home the way you do to pick up customers for fear of bad Esqi

-You know you are destined to find a girlfriend/wife (or husband/boyfriend) that works for ERAC because no normal person would put up with the hours you are forced to work

-All your college knowledge goes away however you can quote anything about everything involving ERAC without thinking

-After work an asshole punches you in the face and your first repsonse is I am sorry to have upset you what can I do to make this better rather then to punch him back.

(add to this I want to see what other people's input)

You answer your mobile with the company greeting...

[hekiliko'olau]

You brag about other people's paycheck, and yours sucks.

when people ask what you do, you tell them you run your own business

[Robert]

You actually have dreams about work, and you are stressing out big time.

Originally Posted by Unregistered9090909

You answer your mobile with the company greeting...

I definitely did that on a few occasions.


You know you work for ERAC when your weekend is ruined b/c you're already stressing over monday morning and how crappy it will be.

... when you dream of the day you get out of that hell hole (and when you finally do quit, you remember why life is worth living!)

... you wear a suit everyday and work insane hours... and when you do the math to see what you make per hour, it comes out to about $13/hour. You'd make more being a secretary... or a full time car prep!

The closest thing to a vacation you are able to take each year is to the Manager's meeting in Orlando!

Your X-mas bonus is not cash and instead a CD/Clock Radio that costs your company about $5. To make matters worse your group is billed for them all so they come out of your group overhead anyways and reduce your comm check.

[Disgruntled ExERACer]

When you actually believe that you can put that you have a Virtual MBA on a resume and it will mean something to another employer. But wait....why would anyone want to leave ERAC??? It's so great. (That was sarcasm)

You know you work for erac when......

You recommend another car rental to friends company because they have cars.

You are forced to dress nice, but your nice clothes are dirty ass shit!!

You get an in-house lunch due to being busy, then get drilled for having a high T&E.

are too tired and zoned out to even go have a beer with friends after work

Originally Posted by erac-tion

You know you work for erac when......

You recommend another car rental to friends company because they have cars.

You are forced to dress nice, but your nice clothes are dirty ass shit!!

You get an in-house lunch due to being busy, then get drilled for having a high T&E.

are too tired and zoned out to even go have a beer with friends after work

when your group rental manager tells you an MBA is worthless at erac and you don't need it. "look at me"

when you look at yourself in the mirror before work and realize that your buddies who stayed home and did not go to college and got a union job and make twice as much as you with better benefits and hours! That is the phantom punch to the nuts....