Neat Stunts Before You Leave ERAC

[FailingEnterpriseAdmin]

Originally Posted by Sucks-To-Be-You

tell me where you live so i can drive over there and beat the shit out of you!!!!
I AM NOT A DOUCHE!!!
AND MY VIDS WERE FOR MY OWN , NOT FOR THEM TO SEE

AND I WAS""NEVER"" GIVEN THE CODE OF ETHICS YOU ASSHOLE!!!!

Let's not be threatening violence here...

[C9Kid]

Originally Posted by FailingEnterpriseAdmin

Let's not be threatening violence here...

But still, Sucks had what was coming to him. Man, I you just had to make those videos...they were funny, but then again so is your reaction to getting canned because you essentially embarrassed the company on the internet while not hiding you you were. Don't worry, there'll be another car prep...and another, and yet another to replace you.

[Sucks-To-Be-You]

Originally Posted by C9Kid

But still, Sucks had what was coming to him. Man, I you just had to make those videos...they were funny, but then again so is your reaction to getting canned because you essentially embarrassed the company on the internet while not hiding you you were. Don't worry, there'll be another car prep...and another, and yet another to replace you.

but i was
THE BEST THERE IS
THE BEST THERE WAS
THE BEST THERE EVER WILL BE


((eww i HATE BRET HART!!!!))

Originally Posted by twinfinz

Ah yes, so you have decided to leave the big green machine. Leave with a great impression!
Here are some immature but gratifying stunts I did: About 2 months before I had to move, (military spouse) I showed up about half hour to 45 minutes late almost every day. I didn't show up on a Saturday. I used my personal days and burned through my vacation days. Sometimes after eating mexican food for lunch, I would fart in the cars just before giving them to the customers (really effective in very hot weather because then the customers had to roll down their windows!) I put an opened can of tuna fish in my branch managers office desk. I put non-smoking customers in unprepped smoked filled cars. I quit cash-qualifying customers altogether because they werent worth my effort. I quit collecting the fuel fee, which led to fireworks when they returned the cars to find out they "owed money".
I "accidentally soaked" the bitchy area HR rep lady while prepping a car (I could see right through that wet blouse!)
At an ERAC luncheon, I told a couple of State Farm Adjusters in an insulting manner that their client's concerns really didn't matter because they were "too pushy".
And before I left, I threw away all of the reservations for customers with specific requests (vans, cadillacs, trucks ect) and then mis-filed all the rest.
On my last day I took a few calls and answered as the BM (he was playing golf yet again with the "higher ups") quoting dirt cheap rates on everything for reservations but never filled anything out. I laughed out loud in a customers face and wished him good luck when he "demanded a new Maxima for his rental because he drove a 1987 Maxima" (when his insurance ALLSTATE would only pay $18.50 a day). I chitted out a two hour lunch to the tune of $66.00 under sales calls. My very last customer called at around 2 minutes before closing (see my other post on this one) but I never picked her up.
So you see you can have just a little fun before you leave. Good Luck to those who have left and are trying to leave-IF YOU PUT UP WITH ERAC, YOU WILL CERTAINLY SUCCEED IN ANYTHING YOU DO AFTER ERAC

Thanks for the tips.

Originally Posted by blame

First of all...no it is not illegal to wash cars behind a strip mall. Second, if you crap in the back of a toilet you are stupid and retarded and dumb. Nothing actually happens...it just creates a big mess for the cleaning crew. Stink is something they can deal with. If you hate your job...trust me the company...whichever one you work for, hates you too. Do everyone a favor and just leave. You obviously suck if you are contemplating ways to do your co-workers wrong. Nevermind idiots...go ahead...it makes your unemployment claims easier to win.

Where did you go? Glad you are gone as everyone here hates you.

My favourite prank is to fill the windshield washer tank with water instead of the blue solvent. Up here in Canada, it gets cold, and it freezes.

[betteroffnow]

liquidass.com go there it is hilarious I would love to use that stuff on some erac offices or in their cars

[DeadGreenDream]

Torch all the cars, France style.

Mess with the gas tanks, like put sugar in it or something.
Then make a bunch of phony reservations.
Lose some keys on purpose.
Shred resumes on the BMs desk.
Give your friends the security alarm codes.
Call scumbag employees spouses and pretend to be their lovers.
All in good fun!

Not terribly funny...but my BRM made me write a ticket 10 minutes before close yesterday (my last day, btw).

So I put in my employee number, update code, then Andy Talor's on the next line so his name will appear on the net other report screen!

My BRM was scared, awkward, and couldn't stop laughing...then mumbled he would probably get in trouble for that.