Neat Stunts Before You Leave ERAC

Originally Posted by May18wasmylastday!

Not terribly funny...but my BRM made me write a ticket 10 minutes before close yesterday (my last day, btw).

So I put in my employee number, update code, then Andy Talor's on the next line so his name will appear on the net other report screen!

My BRM was scared, awkward, and couldn't stop laughing...then mumbled he would probably get in trouble for that.

what is andy taylors employee number and update code?

[Robert]

Originally Posted by Dr. Wang

More stuff you should do before you leave.

1. Dont do your callbacks.
2. Take a huge shit in the bathroom and DON'T FLUSH!!!!
3. Book everything on Friday and Saturday, including all specialty vehicles. Especially CARGO VANS. HAHAHA we have had so many issues with the availability of Cargo vans in our area. Imagine 5 cargo reservations on Saturday. Oh man there would be some pissed off people.
4. If a customer gives you shit, then tell them to go fuck off. And say it casually like you truly don't give a shit about them.
5. Answer the phone: "Thanks for calling Enterprise, the company that picks you up and then fucks you in the ass when we get you"....
6. On your callbacks, hit F8 and change all of the person's personal information.
7. On your callbacks, tell all of the adjusters through ARMS that they are all slimy pieces of shit. What can they do? I think this would be hilarious because it could affect future business with Enterprise.
8. Prank call inhouse.
9. Make phony reservations.
10. Make shitty coffee.
11. Send a message on ECARS that Enterprise blows and that you prefer Hertz.
12. When you're about to finally quit send an ECAR message saying something like "John Doe of Branch " " quits because he finally came to his senses."
13. Tell all accounts that you will not be their personal donut and pizza bitch and that they can go fuck themselves.
14. Put all of your units on phony contracts so it looks like your branch is sitting 99% and then ask your Area Manager to get you more cars.
15. OVER PROMISE your customers. Tell them you will pick them up in 3 mins, not 30 mins. HAHA the undelivered promise will result in some bitchy ass customers. And really sound genuine on the phone so they will buy the shit you're selling, much like when you sell waiver.
16. Go to lunch and not come back.
17. Punch your Assistant Manager square in the face then ask him how it feels. Or ask him if he was completely satisfied when you knocked his fat ass out.
18. Don't wash any more cars. Don't clean the inside either.
19. Well, that's it for now. I will think of some more later.

All good stuff. I wanted to revive this thread since we have so many new members of our community. Whatever you choose to do, try not to hurt anyone ( at least innocent civilians) and dont leave any footprints. Other than that happy hunting!

One thing to make sure of is to inform people that you know in the company the reasons you are leaving (better job, more money, etc.) before your ARM gets to them first and spreads nothing but lies about you to keep everyone in check. Make sure to include your ARM on your MS01 or email that goes out to everyone so that it will be his credibilty that is lost and not yours when the lies begin.

Originally Posted by ExERAC656

I am not suggesting this be done, but it sure would be funny. Some have been done but I will not say which ones.

1. Void all open tickets and clear callbacks. This would be very effective right before EOM. Could initiate legal action.. be careful.

2. MSO1 your Group VP all the good gossip about your Area Manager and above then turn in your resignation.

3. Send Andy Taylor a MSO1 asking for a pay raise.

4. Call all your reservations the night before you quit and tell them you are upgrading them at no charge to a larger vehicle.

5. Those of you who can take cars home at night.. Drive your car home and damage the hell out of it. Throw a party on the inside. The next morning have a friend pick you up at your branch well before the store opens. Write your letter of resignation, put it in the drivers seat with the keys, lock the car. Be sure to time and date your letter. The branch will have to eat the repair bill because you were still offically employeed by ERAC.

6. Shout obsenities to customers who piss you off and then quit dead in the middle of writing up a ticket.

7. Drive like a bat out of hell as you are on your way back from dropping off a 100% satisfied customer and pull into the parking lot, do some donuts and when they ask you what the hell you were doing. Tell them you were celebrating making the customer 100% happy on your last day.

8. Light up a cigar in your branch at 5pm on a Friday and tell everyone you are celbrating your promtion.. when they ask where, tell them anywhere but here.

9. Starting on Monday.. after you have had the weekend to work on this..
Get little baggies and fill them with baby powder, sugar, whatever looks like drugs and plant them under the seats of cars. When a customer comes back find the baggie and ask them if they ment to leave it in the car and then tell them you will need to call the police.

10. Slack off. Slack off. Slack off. Use all your vacation and sick days. Then on your last vacation day turn in your resignation.

Just some of the things I have seen done or even thought about doing.

I praise you young man for your fine work!

go to the deli and get two pounds of bologna thinly sliced. on a cold day slap a slice on all body panels (doors, fenders, hood, trunk, 1/4 panels) of the cars and when the car prep tries to peel off the unhealthy deli meat the paint comes off with it down to the bare metal.

Originally Posted by i luv baloney

go to the deli and get two pounds of bologna thinly sliced. on a cold day slap a slice on all body panels (doors, fenders, hood, trunk, 1/4 panels) of the cars and when the car prep tries to peel off the unhealthy deli meat the paint comes off with it down to the bare metal.

Again, you shouldn't damage things. Just mess with their minds a little. Take another employee's lunch and squish the sandwich. Put ink on the top of a pop bottle someone is drinking from. Depending on the color, it makes a hilarious circle on their mouth. Here is a hint: Gatorade bottles make the biggest circle on an unsuspecting persons face! I this to my BM a few years ago and came within an inch of getting fired! I still smile when I remember his ink-stained face with a puzzled expression on it.

On your last day, quit at 700am. Just come in about a half hour early and start swapping the key tags around on most of the keys. Do you know the shit-storm that would create first thing in the morning?

Originally Posted by Unregistered12

One thing to make sure of is to inform people that you know in the company the reasons you are leaving (better job, more money, etc.) before your ARM gets to them first and spreads nothing but lies about you to keep everyone in check. Make sure to include your ARM on your MS01 or email that goes out to everyone so that it will be his credibilty that is lost and not yours when the lies begin.

I would pay money to see an ARM's facial expression at a city meeting when he is saying "so and so couldn't hack it...." Only to be interrupted by someone saying "So and so already has a job at XYZ Co. and he actually LIKES HIS WORK, GETS PAID MORE, WORKS LESS...ect."

Originally Posted by avenger

Again, you shouldn't damage things. Just mess with their minds a little. Take another employee's lunch and squish the sandwich. Put ink on the top of a pop bottle someone is drinking from. Depending on the color, it makes a hilarious circle on their mouth. Here is a hint: Gatorade bottles make the biggest circle on an unsuspecting persons face! I this to my BM a few years ago and came within an inch of getting fired! I still smile when I remember his ink-stained face with a puzzled expression on it.

I once picked up branch lunch for my office and I took the slices of ham and tomato from my BM's sandwich, placed them between my buttcheeks, and put them back in the sandwich. Good thing I had a half day 'cuz as soon as he started eating it I said I had to go and let my laughter out as I was driving home.

Originally Posted by Eric Cartman

I once picked up branch lunch for my office and I took the slices of ham and tomato from my BM's sandwich, placed them between my buttcheeks, and put them back in the sandwich. Good thing I had a half day 'cuz as soon as he started eating it I said I had to go and let my laughter out as I was driving home.

AWESOME!

LMMFAO!