Neat Stunts Before You Leave ERAC

[Robert]

Originally Posted by Unregistered erac'r

On your last day, quit at 700am. Just come in about a half hour early and start swapping the key tags around on most of the keys. Do you know the shit-storm that would create first thing in the morning?

Damn, that's a good idea.

Originally Posted by twinfinz

Ah yes, so you have decided to leave the big green machine. Leave with a great impression!
Here are some immature but gratifying stunts I did: About 2 months before I had to move, (military spouse) I showed up about half hour to 45 minutes late almost every day. I didn't show up on a Saturday. I used my personal days and burned through my vacation days. Sometimes after eating mexican food for lunch, I would fart in the cars just before giving them to the customers (really effective in very hot weather because then the customers had to roll down their windows!) I put an opened can of tuna fish in my branch managers office desk. I put non-smoking customers in unprepped smoked filled cars. I quit cash-qualifying customers altogether because they werent worth my effort. I quit collecting the fuel fee, which led to fireworks when they returned the cars to find out they "owed money".
I "accidentally soaked" the bitchy area HR rep lady while prepping a car (I could see right through that wet blouse!)
At an ERAC luncheon, I told a couple of State Farm Adjusters in an insulting manner that their client's concerns really didn't matter because they were "too pushy".
And before I left, I threw away all of the reservations for customers with specific requests (vans, cadillacs, trucks ect) and then mis-filed all the rest.
On my last day I took a few calls and answered as the BM (he was playing golf yet again with the "higher ups") quoting dirt cheap rates on everything for reservations but never filled anything out. I laughed out loud in a customers face and wished him good luck when he "demanded a new Maxima for his rental because he drove a 1987 Maxima" (when his insurance ALLSTATE would only pay $18.50 a day). I chitted out a two hour lunch to the tune of $66.00 under sales calls. My very last customer called at around 2 minutes before closing (see my other post on this one) but I never picked her up.
So you see you can have just a little fun before you leave. Good Luck to those who have left and are trying to leave-IF YOU PUT UP WITH ERAC, YOU WILL CERTAINLY SUCCEED IN ANYTHING YOU DO AFTER ERAC

How amazingly immature you are. And your husband is in the military? Shame on you.

[caliente]

Originally Posted by Unregistered erac'r

On your last day, quit at 700am. Just come in about a half hour early and start swapping the key tags around on most of the keys. Do you know the shit-storm that would create first thing in the morning?

this is one of the most heavily viewed posts and i got to say, that truly is genious. nothing gets broken, nothing gets damaged, no one gets insulted, but i can just imagine the extreme chaos that would cause, especially in a big ass branch. genious at work.

along the same lines if you want to cause mass chaos, just walk into a huge branch, like an airport or something, take a bunch of keys, and just throw them in the trash.

[caliente]

Originally Posted by Dr. Wang

Take the pieces of paper that have the unit# license# and vin # out of that plastic tag attached to the key and throw them away. HAHAHA that would fuck everything up. It would take a fuck load of time to figure out which unit is which.

yeah, just about as long as it would take to walk out to the parking lot and press the unlock button. what you should do is take all similar looking keys (chevy's / fords / saturn) and switch em up

[Popper1977]

Originally Posted by Robert

Damn, that's a good idea.

It is a great idea, it would be best done on Monday Morning at a branch that is 80% body shop and dealership replacement.

[caliente]

how about the day you quit, make some fake business cards that say your name and something like HERTZ rent-a-car: regional manager, and then after your exit interview shake your ARM's hand and thank him for all the time you spent there, and then have one "accidentally" fall out of your pocket

Am I the only person here who doesn't want to totally fuck over the branch when I leave? I know I'm going to screw over my assistant manager when I quit (hopefully very soon) because we are already short staffed and it takes them at least 2 weeks to get another manager in there. Maybe I'm just too nice (probably).

[betteroffnow]

Caliente I like that idea that is hilarious. I am currently reading a book called "out of business" how to force a company,business or store to close its doors for good. I am conjuring up some nice ideas.

Originally Posted by betteroffnow

Caliente I like that idea that is hilarious. I am currently reading a book called "out of business" how to force a company,business or store to close its doors for good. I am conjuring up some nice ideas.

we should make a manual for outgoing MTs on fun things to do on your last week...

duplicate the car keys at walmart most of these cars have transponders and on your last day try to start the car with the dupe key. three to five times and the computer in the car will lock out everything including the original key.

funy to do especialy when cars with chip keys need to be towed so they can program new keys in them.