Neat Stunts Before You Leave ERAC

[trabpukcip]

Originally Posted by Unregistered6987

duplicate the car keys at walmart most of these cars have transponders and on your last day try to start the car with the dupe key. three to five times and the computer in the car will lock out everything including the original key.

funy to do especialy when cars with chip keys need to be towed so they can program new keys in them.

The problem with all these ideas is that it doesn't really benefit you all that much. Outside of the wonderful feeling of completed revenge, you're not better off afterwards. All great revenge schemes have personal gain in them, just like in "the sting" or "ocean's 13"

[Robert]

Originally Posted by trabpukcip

The problem with all these ideas is that it doesn't really benefit you all that much. Outside of the wonderful feeling of completed revenge, you're not better off afterwards. All great revenge schemes have personal gain in them, just like in "the sting" or "ocean's 13"

It's a cheap thrill, indeed. And 100% juvenile. But I still love the good ideas that flow from this thread and am hopeful e-chimps lookingto get the fuck out are doing these things en mass.

[trabpukcip]

Originally Posted by Robert

It's a cheap thrill, indeed. And 100% juvenile. But I still love the good ideas that flow from this thread and am hopeful e-chimps lookingto get the fuck out are doing these things en mass.

I see where you're coming from, but if you're going to come up with an elaborate scheme to fuck over ERAC, you should at least add in a way to make money.

[Robert]

Originally Posted by trabpukcip

I see where you're coming from, but if you're going to come up with an elaborate scheme to fuck over ERAC, you should at least add in a way to make money.

Yes, I agree. However, it is difficult to take anything of value from branch. You might be able to get your hands on a little cash here and there but nothing major. It is easier to just straight up, fuck shit up other ways.

[betteroffnow]

I always thought this would be funny....the night before you tell Erac you are through call every customer you can and tell them they won the Erac sweepstakes and will receive $100 cash if they show up at your branch at (insert busiest time here). Make sure you tell as many customers from the hood as you can as they will likely be the most pissed off and will likely have had to take a taxi to get to your branch and will be mad as hell that they have to pay for it. Imagine the look on your ex-co-workers faces as you are quitting and they are simultaneously having to explain to every pissed off piece of trash that there is no $100 prize. If you really want to amplify this call every cleaning company and tell them you want to sign up for their services for you office and to also come up at that time. You can pretty much go down the phone book and call every service you can think of whether it be contractors, roofers, siding companies, snow-plowing, grass mowing and tell them all to show up at that time too. Imagine the chaos? My final call would be to the police and fire department to report way too many people in the building above fire codes and that they promised you $100dollars in their drawing but then told you they don't have it. The hilarity would ensue.

[trabpukcip]

Originally Posted by betteroffnow

I always thought this would be funny....the night before you tell Erac you are through call every customer you can and tell them they won the Erac sweepstakes and will receive $100 cash if they show up at your branch at (insert busiest time here). Make sure you tell as many customers from the hood as you can as they will likely be the most pissed off and will likely have had to take a taxi to get to your branch and will be mad as hell that they have to pay for it. Imagine the look on your ex-co-workers faces as you are quitting and they are simultaneously having to explain to every pissed off piece of trash that there is no $100 prize. If you really want to amplify this call every cleaning company and tell them you want to sign up for their services for you office and to also come up at that time. You can pretty much go down the phone book and call every service you can think of whether it be contractors, roofers, siding companies, snow-plowing, grass mowing and tell them all to show up at that time too. Imagine the chaos? My final call would be to the police and fire department to report way too many people in the building above fire codes and that they promised you $100dollars in their drawing but then told you they don't have it. The hilarity would ensue.

That would be hilarious but if you called the police and fire depts you would wind up getting arrested. You'd have knowingly created a dangerous situation and would go to jail so I wouldn't try that particular scenario.

Originally Posted by betteroffnow

I always thought this would be funny....the night before you tell Erac you are through call every customer you can and tell them they won the Erac sweepstakes and will receive $100 cash if they show up at your branch at (insert busiest time here). Make sure you tell as many customers from the hood as you can as they will likely be the most pissed off and will likely have had to take a taxi to get to your branch and will be mad as hell that they have to pay for it. Imagine the look on your ex-co-workers faces as you are quitting and they are simultaneously having to explain to every pissed off piece of trash that there is no $100 prize. If you really want to amplify this call every cleaning company and tell them you want to sign up for their services for you office and to also come up at that time. You can pretty much go down the phone book and call every service you can think of whether it be contractors, roofers, siding companies, snow-plowing, grass mowing and tell them all to show up at that time too. Imagine the chaos? My final call would be to the police and fire department to report way too many people in the building above fire codes and that they promised you $100dollars in their drawing but then told you they don't have it. The hilarity would ensue.

I read most of the ideas in this thread and that one is really original and could be pulled off with ease. My hope is that someone will get this idea out to the branches, you have to figure that every branch in the country loses one person a month at least. If put into action, this could really be effective.

[betteroffnow]

well obviously you make these calls from a payphone or go to some college kids house for a party and make them from there. Let someone else take the rap for it.

[Robert]

Yes indeed. Make sure you do it from a payphone and disguise your voice.

[trabpukcip]

Originally Posted by Robert

Yes indeed. Make sure you do it from a payphone and disguise your voice.

What would be even better is to call every customer and tell them that their rental car has faulty brakes and they shouldn't drive it anymore. Tell them your branch manager knows but is denying it till they return the car. You can even ask them not to tell your mabager that you called because you would get fired. The next day every customer would call in and demand a new car and e-monkeys would spend all day driving around to switch people out.