Neat Stunts Before You Leave ERAC

Or mail out faux postcards, less traceable. just wear gloves so yhour prints aren't on 'em

GREAT POST, A CLASSIC! WHERE ARE THE E-MONKEYS?? THIS ONE HURTS TOO MUCH TOO READ?? LOL!

Why does Enterprise accept reservations and then not honor them? That sounds like the looniest thing I ever heard of!

I am at a loss for why the spammers cannot answer a simple question: Why does your company continue to book reservations and not honor them? Sounds like a reasonable question...doesn't it?

Originally Posted by twinfinz

Ah yes, so you have decided to leave the big green machine. Leave with a great impression!
Here are some immature but gratifying stunts I did: About 2 months before I had to move, (military spouse) I showed up about half hour to 45 minutes late almost every day. I didn't show up on a Saturday. I used my personal days and burned through my vacation days. Sometimes after eating mexican food for lunch, I would fart in the cars just before giving them to the customers (really effective in very hot weather because then the customers had to roll down their windows!) I put an opened can of tuna fish in my branch managers office desk. I put non-smoking customers in unprepped smoked filled cars. I quit cash-qualifying customers altogether because they werent worth my effort. I quit collecting the fuel fee, which led to fireworks when they returned the cars to find out they "owed money".
I "accidentally soaked" the bitchy area HR rep lady while prepping a car (I could see right through that wet blouse!)
At an ERAC luncheon, I told a couple of State Farm Adjusters in an insulting manner that their client's concerns really didn't matter because they were "too pushy".
And before I left, I threw away all of the reservations for customers with specific requests (vans, cadillacs, trucks ect) and then mis-filed all the rest.
On my last day I took a few calls and answered as the BM (he was playing golf yet again with the "higher ups") quoting dirt cheap rates on everything for reservations but never filled anything out. I laughed out loud in a customers face and wished him good luck when he "demanded a new Maxima for his rental because he drove a 1987 Maxima" (when his insurance ALLSTATE would only pay $18.50 a day). I chitted out a two hour lunch to the tune of $66.00 under sales calls. My very last customer called at around 2 minutes before closing (see my other post on this one) but I never picked her up.
So you see you can have just a little fun before you leave. Good Luck to those who have left and are trying to leave-IF YOU PUT UP WITH ERAC, YOU WILL CERTAINLY SUCCEED IN ANYTHING YOU DO AFTER ERAC

best post on this site!!

Just go to any public access internet computer and book cargo vans left and right under lotsa fake names. Then watch as they fleet up and realize those reservations are no-shows, good way to fuck up their 2pm count.

All I must say is that this whole discussion board makes me laugh...As a current employee of the worlds largest and most dominant rental company, I must admit that I feel more proud when I read all these posts. The reason why this company succeeds and continues to do so is because the losers that waste they're efforts to bash ERAC no longer work there. I love the fact that these people think that they're little pathetic 2 year career and 1 paragraph post means anything...Stop trying to justify why you sucked as an M.T or higher, just accept the fact that you were fortunate enough to work for ERAC because you know you still list them on your resume when you go to apply at Wal-Mart....


GP39 in the house bitches....

Originally Posted by CallMeBob

All I must say is that this whole discussion board makes me laugh...As a current employee of the worlds largest and most dominant rental company, I must admit that I feel more proud when I read all these posts. The reason why this company succeeds and continues to do so is because the losers that waste they're efforts to bash ERAC no longer work there. I love the fact that these people think that they're little pathetic 2 year career and 1 paragraph post means anything...Stop trying to justify why you sucked as an M.T or higher, just accept the fact that you were fortunate enough to work for ERAC because you know you still list them on your resume when you go to apply at Wal-Mart....


GP39 in the house bitches....

i love how edrones assume if you no longer work at erac that you must work at walmart/fast food... i thought erac had such high standards for employees, if one could get an awesome executive job at erac why would they be forced to work at shit jobs after they left/quit erac?
hmmmmmmmmm
it's a big country with much opportunity...surely renting cars is not the only career for bright college students...why pigeon hole yourself in a shit job with lousy pay and hours? do you really see yourself working at erac for multiple decades? how many of your coworkers are under the age of 30? doesn't is suprize you for how great of a company erac claims to be, the majoriy of people don't work their very long?
find something you love to do, use your degree...i don't believe you when you claim to be happy, it sounds forced.
lol at you coming on a website to justify your job, it sounds like you are a bit insecure about your awesome job.
having fun renting cars and living someone elses dreams

Originally Posted by CallMeBob

All I must say is that this whole discussion board makes me laugh...As a current employee of the worlds largest and most dominant rental company, I must admit that I feel more proud when I read all these posts. The reason why this company succeeds and continues to do so is because the losers that waste they're efforts to bash ERAC no longer work there. I love the fact that these people think that they're little pathetic 2 year career and 1 paragraph post means anything...Stop trying to justify why you sucked as an M.T or higher, just accept the fact that you were fortunate enough to work for ERAC because you know you still list them on your resume when you go to apply at Wal-Mart....


GP39 in the house bitches....

I'm sure your mom and dad are happy you went to college to wash cars and be a taxi driver in a suit.

I just left some copies of sexist 1960s Hertz ads around the office when I left. It was like "How do they manage to have a pretty Hertz girl waiting for you wherever you land?"
It was picture of a girl standing next to a car with a clipboard and a guy in a business suit flying through the air towards her. Classic!