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  #271 (permalink)  
Old 2007-12-10
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I started putting union pamphlets around the office that talking about organizing.

The BM kept asking who was doing it and no one would own up. One day she exploded "Who keeps putting fucking commie shit commie here?!" (that isn't a typo, she was that flustered) There were two customers in there and both of them left. I wonder if they were union.

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Old 2007-12-10
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I started putting union pamphlets around the office that talking about organizing.

The BM kept asking who was doing it and no one would own up. One day she exploded "Who keeps putting fucking commie shit commie here?!" (that isn't a typo, she was that flustered) There were two customers in there and both of them left. I wonder if they were union.

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Oh my God that is 100 % ERAC! The bitch did not even know that what she was doing was closer to communism than what you were doing! What a stupid whore!
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"Dictatorship" would be a better word.
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Old 2007-12-20
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Oh my God that is 100 % ERAC! The bitch did not even know that what she was doing was closer to communism than what you were doing! What a stupid whore!
nah man, unions have always gone hand in hand with communist parties, it's their base, the proletariat (sp)
i think facism or a dictatorship is more accurate.
btw unions rawk, from a rank and file stand point...i can't complain
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Old 2007-12-20
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I'm sure your mom and dad are happy you went to college to wash cars and be a taxi driver in a suit.
what a very very cool comeback for reichschancellor erac monkey... oh excuse me .. Mister erac Monkey . .. tee hee
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Old 2007-12-26
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nah man, unions have always gone hand in hand with communist parties, it's their base, the proletariat (sp)
i think facism or a dictatorship is more accurate.
btw unions rawk, from a rank and file stand point...i can't complain
Do you think a union would have a chance in Communist China?
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Old 2007-12-27
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Play "hide the duke" which is a game where you take a shit in a hidden place in ur building. I know it sounds silly but since enterprise is a piece of shit it deserves to be shit on. I played this game (no joke) my last day (didn't give my 2 weeks in) and top shelfed the bathroom (shit in the back part of the toilet) so when the person keeps flushing it fills up with more shit water. then i quietly walked out saying NOTHING and took a looooooooooooong "lunch", i wish they were busy but our branch wasn't that day for some odd reason.






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Old 2007-12-28
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Do you think a union would have a chance in Communist China?
that is a good question, i'm unsure
i'd guess that the chinese proly don't want that
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that is a good question, i'm unsure
i'd guess that the chinese proly don't want that
i'm guessing you are correct sir.
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i'm guessing you are correct sir.
but
but
but
unions were a big part of lenin's popularity
the workers formed "soviets" to stand up to the burgouesie (sp) factory owners.
so i guess it could work both ways
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