Neat Stunts Before You Leave ERAC

[Robert]

Originally Posted by yambag

but
but
but
unions were a big part of lenin's popularity
the workers formed "soviets" to stand up to the burgouesie (sp) factory owners.
so i guess it could work both ways

I am referring to unions as we know them in America. Pardon my French, but fuck the U.S.S.R.

[12345678]

Originally Posted by ExERAC656

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5. Those of you who can take cars home at night.. Drive your car home and damage the hell out of it. Throw a party on the inside. The next morning have a friend pick you up at your branch well before the store opens. Write your letter of resignation, put it in the drivers seat with the keys, lock the car. Be sure to time and date your letter. The branch will have to eat the repair bill because you were still offically employeed by ERAC.

You obviously worked at a nice branch, at ours you have to pay for any damage which you do to the cars. A nice 300 pounds out of your wage, especially nice when they are forcing you to block the cars in an inch a part on a night. what a joke... the only company I know that if you get injured whilst driving for them the first thing they do is charge u for it

[threesix]

Yo..........That is fuckin hillarious!!!!!!!!!!! (lol!!!) I mean, that was soooo detailed! That's some shit yu see on comedy central!!!!!!!!

[contracheck]

Originally Posted by Robert

I am referring to unions as we know them in America. Pardon my French, but fuck the U.S.S.R.

"pardon my french" ?? ? .. LOL LOL LOL .. oui oui monsieur .. LOL LOL

[contracheck]

Originally Posted by insideurmom

Play "hide the duke" which is a game where you take a shit in a hidden place in ur building. I know it sounds silly but since enterprise is a piece of shit it deserves to be shit on. I played this game (no joke) my last day (didn't give my 2 weeks in) and top shelfed the bathroom (shit in the back part of the toilet) so when the person keeps flushing it fills up with more shit water. then i quietly walked out saying NOTHING and took a looooooooooooong "lunch", i wish they were busy but our branch wasn't that day for some odd reason.


lemon party - a game of bingo gone horribly wrong

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww .. nassssssssssty ... eeeeeech .. phoooooooooooey .. but funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnie .. you bad !! LOL LOL

[blind2long]

No, best thing you can do to hit ERAC is help them lose those new hires. First week or two in show them your last few months of pay (commission based). Go ahead and head off those stories they hear in training before they start bleeding green.

[group12tpc]

I knew I was leaving, but didn't want to give my two weeks to only be to leave right then. So, when my ARM demanded that I go into my branch on a Sunday to prep cars for a very busy Monday morning, we were a 90% replacement branch. I knew after this I couldn't last another week. Well after "prepping" cars , I just backed them into parking spots, I decided to get some revenge. Instead of putting all of the keys back into the safe I locked them in all of the cars, and then left my letter of resignation on my desk. I am not even sure I threw the right keys into the right cars. I did warn my favorite MA about what I did, so he called in sick that day. I so wish I could have been a fly on the wall of the chaos that ensued that day.

[freeatlast]

Originally Posted by group12tpc

I knew I was leaving, but didn't want to give my two weeks to only be to leave right then. So, when my ARM demanded that I go into my branch on a Sunday to prep cars for a very busy Monday morning, we were a 90% replacement branch. I knew after this I couldn't last another week. Well after "prepping" cars , I just backed them into parking spots, I decided to get some revenge. Instead of putting all of the keys back into the safe I locked them in all of the cars, and then left my letter of resignation on my desk. I am not even sure I threw the right keys into the right cars. I did warn my favorite MA about what I did, so he called in sick that day. I so wish I could have been a fly on the wall of the chaos that ensued that day.

Good stuff! You should have left the headlights on too.

[Grease Stabblefold]

I want to thank people like "Twin" who are pond scum bottom dwellers for making me a boat load of cash while you work a ton of hours with no lunch while I laugh all the way to the bank. You see now that your gone, we have replaced you with another college grad paying minimum wage and working overtime while we brain wash them into thinking this is a great opportunity. All the work you put in helped me get my Ferrari, Mansion, Maids, and vacation homes. Thanks "Twin" for all your fantastic help. And thank you to the newbie who filled in for you,,,, and the next one after that. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[ida83]

To all of you who have participated in these "neat stunts," aren't you the least bit concerned that if you are found out, a future employer contacting enterprise will not give you the best referral? I don't work for erac, but just a thought.