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  #31 (permalink)  
Old 2005-10-20
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Default Re: Neat stunts before you leave ERAC

A little stunt I pulled before I left ERAC was on my last day. I gave my branch's bathroom an upper decker. For those of you who don't know what that is, it's when you take off the back of the toilet and crap in the back half of the toilet. I guarantee the stink is still there.
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Old 2005-10-21
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Default Re: Neat stunts before you leave ERAC

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A little stunt I pulled before I left ERAC was on my last day. I gave my branch's bathroom an upper decker. For those of you who don't know what that is, it's when you take off the back of the toilet and crap in the back half of the toilet. I guarantee the stink is still there.
It's certainly encouraging to see such a high level of sophistication now contributing to this forum.
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Old 2005-10-21
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A little stunt I pulled before I left ERAC was on my last day. I gave my branch's bathroom an upper decker. For those of you who don't know what that is, it's when you take off the back of the toilet and crap in the back half of the toilet. I guarantee the stink is still there.
This is awesome.

You made my day!
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Old 2005-10-21
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First of all...no it is not illegal to wash cars behind a strip mall. Second, if you crap in the back of a toilet you are stupid and retarded and dumb. Nothing actually happens...it just creates a big mess for the cleaning crew. Stink is something they can deal with. If you hate your job...trust me the company...whichever one you work for, hates you too. Do everyone a favor and just leave. You obviously suck if you are contemplating ways to do your co-workers wrong. Nevermind idiots...go ahead...it makes your unemployment claims easier to win.
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Old 2005-10-21
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First of all...no it is not illegal to wash cars behind a strip mall. Second, if you crap in the back of a toilet you are stupid and retarded and dumb. Nothing actually happens...it just creates a big mess for the cleaning crew. Stink is something they can deal with. If you hate your job...trust me the company...whichever one you work for, hates you too. Do everyone a favor and just leave. You obviously suck if you are contemplating ways to do your co-workers wrong. Nevermind idiots...go ahead...it makes your unemployment claims easier to win.
Sounds like you need to get laid Blame! Lighten up, it's a joke. Don't take everything so seriously. If you want to keep defending that worthless company of yours, then so be it. Your opinion matters like CDW does to my rental, I don't need it!
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Old 2005-10-21
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First of all...no it is not illegal to wash cars behind a strip mall. Second, if you crap in the back of a toilet you are stupid and retarded and dumb. Nothing actually happens...it just creates a big mess for the cleaning crew. Stink is something they can deal with. If you hate your job...trust me the company...whichever one you work for, hates you too. Do everyone a favor and just leave. You obviously suck if you are contemplating ways to do your co-workers wrong. Nevermind idiots...go ahead...it makes your unemployment claims easier to win.
Hey Defender of the Faith,
Yeah it is illegal to wash cars with soap behind strip malls and allow the water to run into a storm drain. It is ILLEGAL to pollute the water table. It is illegal to have the chemicals from the car, run into the soil. It is ILLEGAL EVERYWHERE!
As for the Upper decker, I'd be really surprised if 20% of the offices in the company have a "cleaning crew". I never saw one or heard of one in my Region...oh yeah except for at admin, of course :)
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Old 2005-10-22
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blame is a female stubberfield.Sounds rational for a while then you realise that they have no good answers for the real problems with erac.Its alll a big PR campaign for them.They dont want their jobs looking bad to friends and family so they come on here.
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Old 2005-10-22
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blame is a female stubberfield.Sounds rational for a while then you realise that they have no good answers for the real problems with erac.Its alll a big PR campaign for them.They dont want their jobs looking bad to friends and family so they come on here.
stubberfield...I am so glad you try to discredit me because I am a female. I have real answers. Been there, done that...do yourself a favor and work in the legal field. More people there will appreciate your jargon...I am not on this site for a PR campaign...I don't care where you work. Screw your co-workers, manager, general manager...it doesn't matter. Do what you think is best for your future. I admire the person that brought up Karma.
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Old 2005-10-22
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The stubberfield comment has nothing to do with your gender.Although you bring up the fact that you are female all the time.We dont actually care...you sound odd to be honest!
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Old 2005-10-22
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Default Re: Neat stunts before you leave ERAC

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The stubberfield comment has nothing to do with your gender.Although you bring up the fact that you are female all the time.We dont actually care...you sound odd to be honest!
Some of the interesting things I get to observe as Admin are the regional differences in the U.S. It's easy to forget that whatever one observes as "normal" locally might not be the standard for the rest of the country. After reading some of the comments here I realize how unusually progressive things are in the S.F. Bay Area. I now have newfound respect for H.R. people because I bet they have to deal with idiots all the time.

I get the feeling there are still a lot of people in the U.S. who aren't ready for women to take on senior management roles.
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