Neat Stunts Before You Leave ERAC

[GP57 Dropout]

Originally Posted by ExERAC656

I am not suggesting this be done, but it sure would be funny. Some have been done but I will not say which ones.

1. Void all open tickets and clear callbacks. This would be very effective right before EOM. Could initiate legal action.. be careful.

2. MSO1 your Group VP all the good gossip about your Area Manager and above then turn in your resignation.

3. Send Andy Taylor a MSO1 asking for a pay raise.

4. Call all your reservations the night before you quit and tell them you are upgrading them at no charge to a larger vehicle.

5. Those of you who can take cars home at night.. Drive your car home and damage the hell out of it. Throw a party on the inside. The next morning have a friend pick you up at your branch well before the store opens. Write your letter of resignation, put it in the drivers seat with the keys, lock the car. Be sure to time and date your letter. The branch will have to eat the repair bill because you were still offically employeed by ERAC.

6. Shout obsenities to customers who piss you off and then quit dead in the middle of writing up a ticket.

7. Drive like a bat out of hell as you are on your way back from dropping off a 100% satisfied customer and pull into the parking lot, do some donuts and when they ask you what the hell you were doing. Tell them you were celebrating making the customer 100% happy on your last day.

8. Light up a cigar in your branch at 5pm on a Friday and tell everyone you are celbrating your promtion.. when they ask where, tell them anywhere but here.

9. Starting on Monday.. after you have had the weekend to work on this..
Get little baggies and fill them with baby powder, sugar, whatever looks like drugs and plant them under the seats of cars. When a customer comes back find the baggie and ask them if they ment to leave it in the car and then tell them you will need to call the police.

10. Slack off. Slack off. Slack off. Use all your vacation and sick days. Then on your last vacation day turn in your resignation.

Just some of the things I have seen done or even thought about doing.

That's a lot to do in one day....or are you suggesting we just pick one or two things. I say you have to follow the whole plan or else you're a slacker. Good post! It made me love my job more.

[blame]

Those sure are neat stunts. The best stunt of all...get fired. Although I am not the most religious person, I can only pray that you get canned. How could someone as stupid as you, with your super cool stunts actually have a job? Please, I beg you, don't put ERAC on your resume. You are an INSULT to every person that has ever worked their asses off to do the right thing at ERAC or any other company for that matter. Good job, bad job...I hope you never get either.

[FailingEnterpriseAdmin]

Originally Posted by blame

Those sure are neat stunts. The best stunt of all...get fired. Although I am not the most religious person, I can only pray that you get canned. How could someone as stupid as you, with your super cool stunts actually have a job? Please, I beg you, don't put ERAC on your resume. You are an INSULT to every person that has ever worked their asses off to do the right thing at ERAC or any other company for that matter. Good job, bad job...I hope you never get either.

Oh, man, blame is back and I like it. You go, girl!

Originally Posted by blame

Those sure are neat stunts. The best stunt of all...get fired. Although I am not the most religious person, I can only pray that you get canned. How could someone as stupid as you, with your super cool stunts actually have a job? Please, I beg you, don't put ERAC on your resume. You are an INSULT to every person that has ever worked their asses off to do the right thing at ERAC or any other company for that matter. Good job, bad job...I hope you never get either.

Christ, lighten up. This board never fails to enlighten me on just how many people take things way too seriously.

[gp65:(]

Originally Posted by FailingEnterpriseAdmin

Oh, man, blame is back and I like it. You go, girl!

That makes one of us.

[blame]

GP65 not glad I am back?

its like this in C2. Check out our corp ESQI!

[gp65:(]

Originally Posted by blame

GP65 not glad I am back?

Not really. You seem really close minded and self righteous in most of your posts.

Nothing personal.

Originally Posted by ExERAC656

I am not suggesting this be done, but it sure would be funny. Some have been done but I will not say which ones.

1. Void all open tickets and clear callbacks. This would be very effective right before EOM. Could initiate legal action.. be careful.

2. MSO1 your Group VP all the good gossip about your Area Manager and above then turn in your resignation.

3. Send Andy Taylor a MSO1 asking for a pay raise.

4. Call all your reservations the night before you quit and tell them you are upgrading them at no charge to a larger vehicle.

5. Those of you who can take cars home at night.. Drive your car home and damage the hell out of it. Throw a party on the inside. The next morning have a friend pick you up at your branch well before the store opens. Write your letter of resignation, put it in the drivers seat with the keys, lock the car. Be sure to time and date your letter. The branch will have to eat the repair bill because you were still offically employeed by ERAC.

6. Shout obsenities to customers who piss you off and then quit dead in the middle of writing up a ticket.

7. Drive like a bat out of hell as you are on your way back from dropping off a 100% satisfied customer and pull into the parking lot, do some donuts and when they ask you what the hell you were doing. Tell them you were celebrating making the customer 100% happy on your last day.

8. Light up a cigar in your branch at 5pm on a Friday and tell everyone you are celbrating your promtion.. when they ask where, tell them anywhere but here.

9. Starting on Monday.. after you have had the weekend to work on this..
Get little baggies and fill them with baby powder, sugar, whatever looks like drugs and plant them under the seats of cars. When a customer comes back find the baggie and ask them if they ment to leave it in the car and then tell them you will need to call the police.

10. Slack off. Slack off. Slack off. Use all your vacation and sick days. Then on your last vacation day turn in your resignation.

Just some of the things I have seen done or even thought about doing.

OK you win the prize for biggest idiot.

[FailingEnterpriseAdmin]

Originally Posted by gp65:(

Not really. You seem really close minded and self righteous in most of your posts.

Nothing personal.

People say that about me! I hope you're glad I'm still here... (just kidding)