Neat Stunts Before You Leave ERAC

[freeatlast]

Originally Posted by contracheck

umm yep .. thats right ! 2 rental branches I worked at I noticed that they n e v e r locked the cars - I still do not understand that kind of policy .... anybody have any tidbits to offer on dat one ?

One of my first reprimands was for locking the door when I parked.

I was told, "We don't need to be fumbling for keys. We want to show the customers we care by being fast."

Just to review: Lying about the existence or location of a car, which may cause the customer to wait at least 1/2 hour is ok. Fumbling for keys and beging 15 seconds late is unacceptable.

[noeracforme]

Originally Posted by ida83

To all of you who have participated in these "neat stunts," aren't you the least bit concerned that if you are found out, a future employer contacting enterprise will not give you the best referral? I don't work for erac, but just a thought.

By law, an employer can not give a bad review to a future employer of yours. I believe the only way they can is if they can reference anything in your file.

SO everyone who is thinking of quitting without a two week notice, the locking the keys in the car is a great thing to get back. Yea you may hurt some of the people you like, but hey life's a bitch.

[_torched_soul_]

I really not all about vendictive shit. In the end that company trained me right, made me successful each day at my new job, and scored me with a company I otherwise would of not been able to land..

BUT here are fun suggestions:
- Erase ALL reservations
- If you close up, take a shit in the key bag and drop it into the safe.
- Leave raw meat/fish under seats of cars going up for resale (they sit on the lot for weeks)
- After a customer take back, return the car at edge of lot, cut ur necktie and leave it neatly on the seat, leave the keys in the ignition running, lock and go home.
- Do like the situation above but instead leave a peace of dog shit on the seat.
- Pour a gallon of milk all over seat and let them soak in over night
- Take home the wire that connects the contract printer to the computer.
- Gorilla Glue (or any strong glue) the gas caps and twist close them back on.
- During the rush, tell someone you need to take a shit, cut ur neck tie, leave it on the toilet seat, lock the door and go home.
- I quick effect stunt, pour a small amount of water in ALL the keyboards before you leave. Next morning, it will dry up but keyboards are toast.
- Take all the insurance ride tickets from the filed away bin and change them all to have full DW, PAI, SLP, and extend out the dates for a month. Branch Manager's numbers get crushed when they have to correct them later.

Just somethings I've thought up while doing take backs..

[Robert]

Originally Posted by _torched_soul_

I really not all about vendictive shit. In the end that company trained me right, made me successful each day at my new job, and scored me with a company I otherwise would of not been able to land..

BUT here are fun suggestions:
- Erase ALL reservations
- If you close up, take a shit in the key bag and drop it into the safe.
- Leave raw meat/fish under seats of cars going up for resale (they sit on the lot for weeks)
- After a customer take back, return the car at edge of lot, cut ur necktie and leave it neatly on the seat, leave the keys in the ignition running, lock and go home.
- Do like the situation above but instead leave a peace of dog shit on the seat.
- Pour a gallon of milk all over seat and let them soak in over night
- Take home the wire that connects the contract printer to the computer.
- Gorilla Glue (or any strong glue) the gas caps and twist close them back on.
- During the rush, tell someone you need to take a shit, cut ur neck tie, leave it on the toilet seat, lock the door and go home.
- I quick effect stunt, pour a small amount of water in ALL the keyboards before you leave. Next morning, it will dry up but keyboards are toast.
- Take all the insurance ride tickets from the filed away bin and change them all to have full DW, PAI, SLP, and extend out the dates for a month. Branch Manager's numbers get crushed when they have to correct them later.

Just somethings I've thought up while doing take backs..

I like the last one, that one will create a shitstorm.

[freeatlast]

Originally Posted by _torched_soul_

I really not all about vendictive shit. In the end that company trained me right, made me successful each day at my new job, and scored me with a company I otherwise would of not been able to land..

BUT here are fun suggestions:
- Erase ALL reservations
- If you close up, take a shit in the key bag and drop it into the safe.
- Leave raw meat/fish under seats of cars going up for resale (they sit on the lot for weeks)
- After a customer take back, return the car at edge of lot, cut ur necktie and leave it neatly on the seat, leave the keys in the ignition running, lock and go home.
- Do like the situation above but instead leave a peace of dog shit on the seat.
- Pour a gallon of milk all over seat and let them soak in over night
- Take home the wire that connects the contract printer to the computer.
- Gorilla Glue (or any strong glue) the gas caps and twist close them back on.
- During the rush, tell someone you need to take a shit, cut ur neck tie, leave it on the toilet seat, lock the door and go home.
- I quick effect stunt, pour a small amount of water in ALL the keyboards before you leave. Next morning, it will dry up but keyboards are toast.
- Take all the insurance ride tickets from the filed away bin and change them all to have full DW, PAI, SLP, and extend out the dates for a month. Branch Manager's numbers get crushed when they have to correct them later.

Just somethings I've thought up while doing take backs..

Milk is nearly an impossible smell to get out of a car, I like that one. The keyboard one is nice too.

[2yrs2long]

Originally Posted by contracheck

umm yep .. thats right ! 2 rental branches I worked at I noticed that they n e v e r locked the cars - I still do not understand that kind of policy .... anybody have any tidbits to offer on dat one ?

When I quit if I hever had the guts to do it, you can hot wire our whole entire fleet sitting in the parking lot which has super easy acces to the freeway. we never lock our doors to the cars. im suprised no one has figured this out. great place to hide if you are a bum, backseat of an aspen

[Mr. Electricity]

Originally Posted by Unregistered

i just quit this hellhole...
as we all know, they scour the jobsites (monster, etc.) for wandering souls, so before you leave, put fake resumes out for area mgrs, branch mgrs, anyone you hate and make sure they are easily traceable to that person
let them explain why they are looking for new jobs

nice............:)

If they told me to take a car to another branch, I pull over in a secluded spot, take out the spare tire, take a dump in the spare tire compartment, replace the spare tire, and give the car to the branch. They'll never know where the stench is coming from.

Or since they don't take the time to lock the cars up do it after the branch closes.

mix rubbing compound with fuel additive and pour it down the gas tank, the engine will sand itself apart over time.

Or put a plastic bottle of deer musk into the tailpipe.

[freeatlast]

Originally Posted by Unregistered

If they told me to take a car to another branch, I pull over in a secluded spot, take out the spare tire, take a dump in the spare tire compartment, replace the spare tire, and give the car to the branch. They'll never know where the stench is coming from.

Or since they don't take the time to lock the cars up do it after the branch closes.

I hope you took a roll with you to do this sort of thing. Kinda nasty to go the rest of the day with crusty drawers.