Neat Stunts Before You Leave ERAC

One of the best things to do, open a can of cat food and hide it in the managers office or your ARMs car. Or for fun put some fish in the hubcaps of some of the rentals.

Originally Posted by Eric Cartman

I once picked up branch lunch for my office and I took the slices of ham and tomato from my BM's sandwich, placed them between my buttcheeks, and put them back in the sandwich. Good thing I had a half day 'cuz as soon as he started eating it I said I had to go and let my laughter out as I was driving home.

YESSSS!!!

My manager would always get off on sending me for coffee like a little erand boy bitch. She was the biggest power tripping whore around. So one day I pissed a little stream in her coffee and then poured a bunch of creme to enhance the flavor. Funny part was she complimented my coffee serving skills as it was "one good cup of coffee." stupid enterprise whore bag bitch

I stink palmed every customer the day I left. What this is for all of you who never saw the movie "Mallrats": I stuck my hand in between my ass cheeks after a few hours of a hot sunny day in Group 32 (LA/down to Mexico).

After I stuck my hand in my ass, I shook the hands of EVERY single customer that came in, I did this more than once to maintain the disgusting nature and shit smell. I even made it a point to shake my Area Managers hand at least 4 times before I left.

After that I went out to the car prep area and pissed in one of the bottles of cleaner.

To end the day I bought some bulk candy and rubbed my balls in it (after a day of sweaty work) and then dropped my sock in there for an hr. Dropped it off at Corporate on the counter in the break room with a note saying "Enjoy".

Originally Posted by Unregistered

Wow...first time I have seen this site. As I read these postings I really have to wonder about the character of those who post all these slams on the company. I left two years ago and sincerely regret it. I was pissed and unhappy at the time I left but quite frankly I would have never lowered myself to the level of taking out the company here. I read this stuff and I know who you pussies really are.....you are the ones that never had the courage to address the issues when you worked there but you are so passive-aggressive that you can't wait to get home to the security of your home and bitch. In addition to that you made sure you never performed so you had something to bitch about. When you are 50 yrs old and mad about where you are in life...hopefully you have the courage to look at yourself inwardly because you are the reason you are a 50yr old fuck-up. Please...please.,never let my children grow up to be cowards like you. In any event...I left. Thought it was a good choice at the time and I am happy now but I wish I would have stayed. I hated the hours but quite frankly I would take the longer hours of a Area Manager than the shorter hours of what I do today. I tried to go back a year after I left but was given some song and dance about precedence...blah, blah, blah. Do what you want but at some point in your life you are going to need to suck it up....I wish I would have two years ago. Those of you who never do...keep telling yourself how unfair this world is and you will wake up one day with nothing but your anonymous blogs you won't claim ownership to anyone.

If you actually miss the long hours and low pay that went with that job, you are a complete and utter tool. I teach school today and I absolutely love the better pay, muc
h shorter hours, and all of the vacation time, and we all know how much teachers are supposed to not get paid, right? It literally blows away ERAC, and at least it is a meaningful job, unlike renting cars.

Originally Posted by Unregistered

You are idiots. The only people you were really hurting were unsuspecting customers, who hadn't done anything to you.
ERAC bounces back. It always does and always will.
You were a blip on the radar screen, and I agree you are a prick.

whatever with you. that is the funniest shit i've ever heard of.
i haven't been paid for hours, been promised prizes, never paid for saturdays,
tried to meet with my area manager three time to discuss career path.
farting in cars and making snotty ass nose customers humble themselves for once.
HILARIOUS!

this thread cracks me up every time!

1) I tore up alot of active contracts and chucked them.
2) I hid 2 pairs of keys.
3) Threw away some mail.
4) Made several SUV and minvan reservations.
5) Falked on picking up customers on my last day and did not give a fuck.
6) I urinated in the backseat of a Taurus on my last day too.