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Old 2008-07-17
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Default Re: What do Avis, Hertz etc employees think of ERAC employees?

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whatever both avis and hertz cant even come close to the money erac pulls in, although they do have way better tv commercials. i have worked with enterprise for 10 mnths now and couldnt be happier, start off pay is pretty good and the benefits are awesome, plus i am getting experience in every aspect of business, i have been offered interviews for other jobs by costumers because erac training and professionalism is that respected. the creator of this site is just a jaded customer who was to cheap to buy the damage waiver for three days got in an accident and had to go through his own insurance, or made an online reservation and went to the branch 5 mins later expecting his car to be ready, there is way more to enterprise than all of you people think.
What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever read. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone on this message board is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
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Old 2008-07-17
bill_and_paystub bill_and_paystub is offline
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KNIBB HIGH FOOTBALL RULES!
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Old 2008-07-17
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whatever both avis and hertz cant even come close to the money erac pulls in, although they do have way better tv commercials. i have worked with enterprise for 10 mnths now and couldnt be happier, start off pay is pretty good and the benefits are awesome, plus i am getting experience in every aspect of business, i have been offered interviews for other jobs by costumers because erac training and professionalism is that respected. the creator of this site is just a jaded customer who was to cheap to buy the damage waiver for three days got in an accident and had to go through his own insurance, or made an online reservation and went to the branch 5 mins later expecting his car to be ready, there is way more to enterprise than all of you people think.
Erac pulls in money, yes. But you do not. Doesnt that make you look like a real doofus?
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Old 2008-07-17
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What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever read. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone on this message board is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
I love that quote and I remember that movie! It's a really good quote.
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Old 2008-07-17
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I love that quote and I remember that movie! It's a really good quote.
God you're such a friggin' sausage!!

How is your lawsuit coming along? Did the FBI get Watie for you yet? If not, surely your ban of Mercenaries will track him down...

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Old 2008-07-17
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God you're such a friggin' sausage!!

How is your lawsuit coming along? Did the FBI get Watie for you yet? If not, surely your ban of Mercenaries will track him down...

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The funniest posts are the ones where some e-chimp gets nailed for dipping his wick in the company ink. It is even funnier if he or she is married and their spouse gets to see it on the website!!!
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Old 2008-07-17
Name is Just 'Twan'
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I love that quote and I remember that movie! It's a really good quote.
But, as funny as it is seeing an e-chimp get nailed here, it's even FUNNIER to see how the Admin got waxed! He's still getting thumped! And there's nothing he can do about it!!!

People here are fond of saying "Well, if you don't like the Admin, make a site about him." To that, I say, there already is one: Failing Enterprise!! Half of it is about B.arry S.tie.fel and the other is about ERAC.

In short, we can trash both here!! After all, both deserve it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 2008-07-26
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But, as funny as it is seeing an e-chimp get nailed here, it's even FUNNIER to see how the Admin got waxed! He's still getting thumped! And there's nothing he can do about it!!!

People here are fond of saying "Well, if you don't like the Admin, make a site about him." To that, I say, there already is one: Failing Enterprise!! Half of it is about B.arry S.tie.fel and the other is about ERAC.

In short, we can trash both here!! After all, both deserve it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why does Enterprise promote heavy drinking and fornication among employees?
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Old 2008-07-26
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whatever both avis and hertz cant even come close to the money erac pulls in, although they do have way better tv commercials. i have worked with enterprise for 10 mnths now and couldnt be happier, start off pay is pretty good and the benefits are awesome, plus i am getting experience in every aspect of business, i have been offered interviews for other jobs by costumers because erac training and professionalism is that respected. the creator of this site is just a jaded customer who was to cheap to buy the damage waiver for three days got in an accident and had to go through his own insurance, or made an online reservation and went to the branch 5 mins later expecting his car to be ready, there is way more to enterprise than all of you people think.

Sounds like a recruiter trying to put some spin on!!!
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Old 2008-07-26
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Why does Enterprise promote heavy drinking and fornication among employees?
It builds bonding between the e-chimps and gives them a sense of belonging. How else is ERAC going to create cohesiveness with its underpaid blue collar workforce
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