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Old 2008-02-20
Title: Junior Member
Rank: Failing Enterprise Intern (10-24 Posts)
 
Join Date: 2007-12-08
Location: Chicago, IL
Posts: 21
The_Circle has an average reputation (10+)
Default PLEASE WELCOME ME TO YOUR CLUB!

I'm happy to announce that like the rest of you, I am no longer a slave to the nightmare we all used to call "work". I was only an MA and now I'm gonna start a job wheer I'll be making $50K PLUS bonuses, which will have me making more than most BMs! Include the fact that I'll only be working 40 hours a week, and that I will be a supervisor in a real office with a workout center.

I couldn't be happier to be free FINALLY!
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Old 2008-02-21
Title: Senior Member
Rank: Failing Enterprise Branch Manager (500-999 Posts)
 
Join Date: 2007-05-24
Location: Honolulu, HI
Posts: 846
hekiliko'olau has an average reputation (10+)
Default Re: PLEASE WELCOME ME TO YOUR CLUB!

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I'm happy to announce that like the rest of you, I am no longer a slave to the nightmare we all used to call "work". I was only an MA and now I'm gonna start a job wheer I'll be making $50K PLUS bonuses, which will have me making more than most BMs! Include the fact that I'll only be working 40 hours a week, and that I will be a supervisor in a real office with a workout center.

I couldn't be happier to be free FINALLY!
I'm really happy for you, but how many times are you going to post this message?
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Old 2008-02-22
Title: Junior Member
Rank: Failing Enterprise Intern (10-24 Posts)
 
Join Date: 2007-12-08
Location: Chicago, IL
Posts: 21
The_Circle has an average reputation (10+)
Default Re: PLEASE WELCOME ME TO YOUR CLUB!

As many times as they allow it. This is the first time I've posted THISspecific message anyway, so I don't know what you are talking about. But don't worry, as soon as I start my new job on Monday I'll post less. It seems being on here is a full time job for you, so I'll let u get back to work.
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Old 2008-02-22
Title: Senior Member
Rank: Failing Enterprise Branch Manager (500-999 Posts)
 
Join Date: 2007-05-24
Location: Honolulu, HI
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As many times as they allow it. This is the first time I've posted THISspecific message anyway, so I don't know what you are talking about.
You posted the same message in 3 different threads. It was just worded a little differently each time.
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Ahhhh....I am so happy! I recently scored a new job that will pay me $50,000 PLUS bonuses! NO EXAGGERATION! I'll be in a sweet office with a workout center, working for a fortune 500 company. It's so awsome! It's so PATHTIC that I'm only an MA and now I'm gonna be making more money than most Branch Managers (should depending on team perfomance take home at least in the 60's maybe 70's). that shows you how crappy this company is! ERAC is built on brainwashing and lies!

When I first got hired all everyone talked about is "how much money everyone is making". I'm so happy to be getting out. No more being talked down to by trashy people, no more running around outside in the cold, no washing cars, no dealing with being talked down to by service writers, no dealing with shady bodyshop owners, no being angry that I have to "take a hit" on fleet deals even though we can't sell to them, the list goes on....

I'm just waiting for the next weak ass customer who gets off on treating retail workers like shit because he thinks they can't strike back... OOO can't wait. What a surprise he'll get...

PRAISE GOD!

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I'm happy to announce that I am finally done with the nightmare you all call work.

I'm gonna be soon starting a new job $50K plus bonuses with only 40 hours a week.

I will pray for all of your future releases from the hell hole!

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I'm happy to announce that like the rest of you, I am no longer a slave to the nightmare we all used to call "work". I was only an MA and now I'm gonna start a job wheer I'll be making $50K PLUS bonuses, which will have me making more than most BMs! Include the fact that I'll only be working 40 hours a week, and that I will be a supervisor in a real office with a workout center.

I couldn't be happier to be free FINALLY!


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But don't worry, as soon as I start my new job on Monday I'll post less.
I didn't ask you to post less. Something new would be nice, though.
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It seems being on here is a full time job for you, so I'll let u get back to work.
Thank you. Now stop distracting me. ;)
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Old 2008-02-22
Title: Junior Member
Rank: Failing Enterprise Intern (10-24 Posts)
 
Join Date: 2007-12-08
Location: Chicago, IL
Posts: 21
The_Circle has an average reputation (10+)
Default Re: PLEASE WELCOME ME TO YOUR CLUB!

Exactly,

They are all different posts. Just cuz the subject is they same doesn't make it the same. I need to post in all of the different sections because different people read different sections.

You should stop collecting unemployement and get a job even though u may feel like you're owed it since the US stole Hawai'i from you. That takes extended effort to pull up all my posts.
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Old 2008-02-22
Title: Senior Member
Rank: Failing Enterprise Branch Manager (500-999 Posts)
 
Join Date: 2007-05-24
Location: Honolulu, HI
Posts: 846
hekiliko'olau has an average reputation (10+)
Default Re: PLEASE WELCOME ME TO YOUR CLUB!

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Exactly,

They are all different posts. Just cuz the subject is they same doesn't make it the same. I need to post in all of the different sections because different people read different sections.

You should stop collecting unemployement and get a job even though u may feel like you're owed it since the US stole Hawai'i from you. That takes extended effort to pull up all my posts.
That's the best you could come up with? I don't collect unemployment. Never have. I work for a living. Typical ERAC employee, launching personal attacks, rather than addressing facts. For someone who wants to be "welcomed to the club", you're off to a lousy start. Now go fuck yourself.
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Old 2008-02-23
Title: Senior Member
Rank: Failing Enterprise Regional Vice President (5,000-9,999 Posts)
 
Join Date: 2006-07-03
Location: Las Vega$, Nevada, United States of America
Posts: 5,066
Robert has an average reputation (10+)
Default Re: PLEASE WELCOME ME TO YOUR CLUB!

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Exactly,

They are all different posts. Just cuz the subject is they same doesn't make it the same. I need to post in all of the different sections because different people read different sections.

You should stop collecting unemployement and get a job even though u may feel like you're owed it since the US stole Hawai'i from you. That takes extended effort to pull up all my posts.
Quit being a cunt, we are happy for you.
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Old 2008-02-24
Title: Junior Member
Rank: Failing Enterprise Intern (10-24 Posts)
 
Join Date: 2007-12-08
Location: Chicago, IL
Posts: 21
The_Circle has an average reputation (10+)
Default Re: PLEASE WELCOME ME TO YOUR CLUB!

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Quit being a cunt, we are happy for you.
I'm not trying to be one, it's just that Hula dancer attacked me first.
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Old 2008-02-24
Title: Senior Member
Rank: Failing Enterprise Branch Manager (500-999 Posts)
 
Join Date: 2007-05-24
Location: Honolulu, HI
Posts: 846
hekiliko'olau has an average reputation (10+)
Default Re: PLEASE WELCOME ME TO YOUR CLUB!

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I'm not trying to be one, it's just that Hula dancer attacked me first.
But...but... he started it! Wah wah! Yeah you are a cunt, and nobody "attacked" you. Crybaby. I asked you a simple question, and like a little bitch, you started hurling insults at me.
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Old 2008-02-24
Title: Junior Member
Rank: Failing Enterprise Intern (10-24 Posts)
 
Join Date: 2007-12-08
Location: Chicago, IL
Posts: 21
The_Circle has an average reputation (10+)
Default Re: PLEASE WELCOME ME TO YOUR CLUB!

What? Now we all know that wasn't just a "simple" question. You know the way you delivered it, you meant for it to be a cut. You were being sarcastic when you said you are happy for me.
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