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Old 2008-05-16
Hoopy Hound Hoopy Hound is offline
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As an ex employee i can honestly say that the only things i now miss are the happy hours and company nights out. A night out on the company c/card was the ultimate lets rip the piss party.

Our old AM used to like a good bevy so never watched to closely who was ordering what at the bar and we used to pull the most stuning girls at the bar by shouting them drinks on the ERAc tab. He would leave the tab open for a couple of hours by which point we had stockpiled drink and ordered drink on tap which the barmaid was happy to give us all night. All that was needed was to slip the barmaid £20 and she would rack up 20 odd drinks which were then supplied for the whole night having been charged to the AM card.

The best thing about the happy hours and ERAC nights out was the oppertunity to hook up with the fellow female staff who worked in your area. Without fail when we went out on the piss there was always folk hooking up and going back to parties. It was like being back at university evryone was getting in on the action.

Anyone else feel the same and miss the old pulling parties that were ERAC nights out.

If your a hot bird and need some feel you missed out let me know and we will see what we can do xxx
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Old 2008-05-17
erudite"eracer" erudite"eracer" is offline
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But when you really think about it, who wants to bag a greasy eskank whos been around the block more times than a mailman. In hindsight, the two girls I did run through at enterprise during my 5 month stay, I wouldnt give the time of day to now. Son of a bitch it makes me sick to even think about it...I had to run my ass to the clinic after bagging the last one.....Thank God almighty I dodged those bullets as my buddy woke up with some awesome new sores on his cock after splitting his assistant manager. But thats what happens at hellprise..You have these fucking egoggles on that are actually worse than beer goggles....Once you quit(take off the goggles) you seriously are thinking what the fuck did I stick my cock in@!!!
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Old 2008-05-18
MA_iiiii MA_iiiii is offline
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shouldve went to orlando. its like spring break 3 nights in a row with tons of alcohol and girls
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Old 2008-05-21
32AATopIPEandDub 32AATopIPEandDub is offline
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But when you really think about it, who wants to bag a greasy eskank whos been around the block more times than a mailman. In hindsight, the two girls I did run through at enterprise during my 5 month stay, I wouldnt give the time of day to now. Son of a bitch it makes me sick to even think about it...I had to run my ass to the clinic after bagging the last one.....Thank God almighty I dodged those bullets as my buddy woke up with some awesome new sores on his cock after splitting his assistant manager. But thats what happens at hellprise..You have these fucking egoggles on that are actually worse than beer goggles....Once you quit(take off the goggles) you seriously are thinking what the fuck did I stick my cock in@!!!
Oh geez, that's disgusting. I wasn't around long time to develop those E-goggles.
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Old 4 Weeks Ago
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Oh geez, that's disgusting. I wasn't around long time to develop those E-goggles.
C'mon admit it! We all have been there bro!
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Old 4 Weeks Ago
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As an ex employee i can honestly say that the only things i now miss are the happy hours and company nights out. A night out on the company c/card was the ultimate lets rip the piss party.

Our old AM used to like a good bevy so never watched to closely who was ordering what at the bar and we used to pull the most stuning girls at the bar by shouting them drinks on the ERAc tab. He would leave the tab open for a couple of hours by which point we had stockpiled drink and ordered drink on tap which the barmaid was happy to give us all night. All that was needed was to slip the barmaid £20 and she would rack up 20 odd drinks which were then supplied for the whole night having been charged to the AM card.

The best thing about the happy hours and ERAC nights out was the oppertunity to hook up with the fellow female staff who worked in your area. Without fail when we went out on the piss there was always folk hooking up and going back to parties. It was like being back at university evryone was getting in on the action.

Anyone else feel the same and miss the old pulling parties that were ERAC nights out.

If your a hot bird and need some feel you missed out let me know and we will see what we can do xxx
yucky!
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Old 4 Weeks Ago
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C'mon admit it! We all have been there bro!
FUCK YES!
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Old 3 Weeks Ago
Enterprised! Enterprised! is offline
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Thats hilarious. Never went there but know plenty that did. Even the carpreps got in on it.
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Old 3 Weeks Ago
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Thats hilarious. Never went there but know plenty that did. Even the carpreps got in on it.
Car preps got some e-tail?
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Old 3 Weeks Ago
freeatlast freeatlast is offline
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Thats hilarious. Never went there but know plenty that did. Even the carpreps got in on it.
Thankfully I avoided that too. My BM and car prep were getting it on though. I can't say anything surprises me any more.
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