Signs you're going on a repo soon...

Originally Posted by Popper1977

When the customer's voicemail greeting ends with "Have a blessed day."

Bro, get off this site. Now that your hero B.J.S has opened it back up for business, it will no longer be about ERAC. It will just be about him, his go-nowhere lawsuits, and just people beating him up online.

Do you really want to sit back and watch this? Since you live here like Robert's sorry ass, I'm guessing the answer is "No."

Bitch

[Cynical]

More signs you are going on a repo.

The customer's address is 5 miles from the nearest paved road.

The customer goes to the gun shop next door buys a weapon and shows you how cool it is (this actually happened to me, and the funny thing was it was a celebrity who threw down his AMEX black for the Kia Rio he rented for his mother, not to name drop or anything but 2 Fast 2 Furious and bald. You can figure it out from there)

The customer works in real estate. (weren't these the poorest most pretentious bitchy customers you ever had to deal with?)

Customer's secondary number is a barber shop, not because he works there but because he "hangs out there a lot"

[Popper1977]

Originally Posted by I Hate Robert!

Bro, get off this site. Now that your hero B.J.S has opened it back up for business, it will no longer be about ERAC. It will just be about him, his go-nowhere lawsuits, and just people beating him up online.

Do you really want to sit back and watch this? Since you live here like Robert's sorry ass, I'm guessing the answer is "No."

Bitch

Shut up pansy bitch.

The customer is down $100 and you call their phone numbers and both say "bing, bing, bing...the number you have reached has been changed, the new number is not listed".

The customer owe's money and you call their work, only to find out from the manager that they have not worked their in 2 years.

The customer has more than one change of address sticker on their license

The customer can't decide which one of their 5 addresses to have you put on their contract