Signs you're going on a repo soon...

[freeatlast]

Originally Posted by FormerClone

When the customer is a preacher, priest, or some other man/woman of God. I did more repo's on preachers than any other demographic.

What a sad comment on society.

[Steve Williams]

I know this will be taken as racist, but I knew it was repo time when the customer was black and he or she had multiple phone numbers to be reached at, various cousins-aunts-uncles-baby mommy or daddys.

[whatdude]

When the cops (who you're on a first name basis with after being at the branch for 2 months) call and start their sentence with, "not to sound like a broken record, but one of your vehicles was involved in...."

or

When a customer falls behind on payments, tells you the car got stolen then you see said customer in said "stolen" car, at the gas station 2 blocks from the office (happened more than once).

or

When you come into the office in the morning and see one of your customers on the front page of the paper with the caption "....was arrested last night in a police raid related to....".

Yeah, I don't miss that shit at all.

[Popper1977]

When the customer's voicemail greeting ends with "Have a blessed day."

[Green'dOut]

Originally Posted by Popper1977

When the customer's voicemail greeting ends with "Have a blessed day."

Or it quotes scripture!

[freeatlast]

Originally Posted by Green'dOut

Or it quotes scripture!

Or has really loud gospel music in the background.

[Branch$$$isaloser]

When the customer is a relative of a body shop owner/employee/dealer or when they work for a dealer.

[Your Friends in Europe]

The customer after giving you a problem with the money order then tells you that they are "self employed" then when you ask them the name of their business they have no idea.

[JGATZ]

When your AM reads in the local newspaper that a customer of yours got charged with a DUI after crashing his Porsche onto his neighbor's lawn.

Originally Posted by bill_and_paystub

The customer originally rolls up to your branch in a cab, on a bike, in the passenger seat of their friend's 1988 Maxima, or, even better, on foot. Bonus points for reeking of Country Club Malt Liquor before 1 pm.

Bro, get off this site. Now that your hero B.J.S has opened it back up for business, it will no longer be about ERAC. It will just be about him, his go-nowhere lawsuits, and just people beating him up online.

Do you really want to sit back and watch this? Since you live here like Robert's sorry ass, I'm guessing the answer is "No."

Bitch