Christmas 2007

[Tim O' Tei]

What are Enterprise pplanning to give their dedicated army of ticket monkeys this year? Another BBQ set (in winter)? An alarm clock so you can get up to collect cars at 6 in the morning? More vouchers for DVDS that even Jean Claude Van Damme refused to star in?

Originally Posted by Tim O' Tei

What are Enterprise pplanning to give their dedicated army of ticket monkeys this year? Another BBQ set (in winter)? An alarm clock so you can get up to collect cars at 6 in the morning? More vouchers for DVDS that even Jean Claude Van Damme refused to star in?

The usual "Cracker Jack" quality ERAC Christmas gifts are all in good fun. Come on now, just what kind of gift to do get for a group of individuals who earn so much money and who also happen to have everything life has to offer?

Originally Posted by Tim O' Tei

What are Enterprise pplanning to give their dedicated army of ticket monkeys this year? Another BBQ set (in winter)? An alarm clock so you can get up to collect cars at 6 in the morning? More vouchers for DVDS that even Jean Claude Van Damme refused to star in?

This year as the last 2 years we will get a choice of presents, ranging from a bath robe to a Enterprise Polo Shirt! All from Centric store, and all items that they have a surplus of.

Andy Taylor, you should be ashamed! I actually quite liked the BBQ Set and the cool box.

[I Hate Breeds]

I thought that the alarm clock was the best thing ERAC did. Which goes to show how badly this bag of shite treats its people.

[ex cult member]

Originally Posted by Tim O' Tei

What are Enterprise pplanning to give their dedicated army of ticket monkeys this year? Another BBQ set (in winter)? An alarm clock so you can get up to collect cars at 6 in the morning? More vouchers for DVDS that even Jean Claude Van Damme refused to star in?

ok Andy Taylor....... I hope you read this as I have some fabulous ideas for this year's xams pressie.

1. An acorn; So every ERAC employee can plant a tree. Heck why don't you chuck in a couple of sunflower seeds too.

2. Sat nav (yeah I know dream on...) but it would be great for when you promote an employee to a branch that is 4 hours away from their home to help them become accustomed to the area and their route to and from work!

3. Mace or a rape alarm.... so when an employee gets sent out to pick up a drug dealer/ schizophrenic/ recently released prisoner etc from ASBOville they feel safe.

4. Narcotics.... to help employees overcome their need to sleep and assist them with customer service ie the ability to bullshit all day long!!

5. Condoms or even free sterilisation so that all the ERACers who are shagging each other can never produce another generation of brainwashed cult members.

Merry Xmas Andy xx

[shuttle driver]

my watch is still working..
lol.