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Old 2008-03-09
theinformer theinformer is offline
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ive had the misfortune to damage two erac vehicles now they want to sting me for £300 quid any ideas or help please
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Old 2008-03-10
ever the cynic ever the cynic is offline
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Here's a suggestion : Learn to drive you clown
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Old 2008-03-10
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Get out of a job where they totally knacker you by making you work 10 hours a day and then fuck you over when you scratch a couple of their fusions.

Get out. Join an agency !!!!!
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Old 2008-03-11
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ive had the misfortune to damage two erac vehicles now they want to sting me for £300 quid any ideas or help please
tell them the only reason you damaged their cars was because you have been working 60+ hour weeks and you fell asleep at the wheel as you have not been permitted a lunch break or any breaks throughout the day which contravenes EU legisliation. They'll soon back off.
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leave the company asap!.
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Old 2008-03-13
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Here's a suggestion : Learn to drive you clown
i did long before you were born !
nice to see how you treat your elders
accidents happen hence the need for hire cars
i suppose you drive a ford escort
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Old 2008-03-14
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How on earth do you know my age? If you were that much of a genius I'd assume you could drive without hitting other objects...??

Accidents clearly do happen - thank you for that nugget of wisdom

I drive a lovely new 08 plate company car as supplied by my infinitely more professional company

Surely you should just retire if you are 'of a certain age'?
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Old 2008-03-14
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How on earth do you know my age? If you were that much of a genius I'd assume you could drive without hitting other objects...??

Accidents clearly do happen - thank you for that nugget of wisdom

I drive a lovely new 08 plate company car as supplied by my infinitely more professional company

Surely you should just retire if you are 'of a certain age'?
You are the sort of person that plays war games with nerds on the Xbox live with a headseat on your noddle and a controller in your hand - COCK !!!
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Old 2008-03-17
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You are the sort of person that plays war games with nerds on the Xbox live with a headseat on your noddle and a controller in your hand - COCK !!!
Yeah, thanks Paul for the constructive (if not entirely accurate) summation of me?!?!
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Old 2008-03-17
Tim O' Tei Tim O' Tei is offline
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How on earth do you know my age? If you were that much of a genius I'd assume you could drive without hitting other objects...??

Accidents clearly do happen - thank you for that nugget of wisdom

I drive a lovely new 08 plate company car as supplied by my infinitely more professional company

Surely you should just retire if you are 'of a certain age'?
Surely if you worked at ERAC, would realise that some of the drivers are 'of a certain age'. Additionally you would understand that they are on the road for stupid lengths of time and exposed to more situations where accidents may occur than the average person. Indeed because of these situations and the length of time on the road, exhaustion increases leading to a disproportionate increase in the likelihood of them having an accident and so on...

Well done on your company car. Sell another photocopier and you might get a better one.
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